Cowtown Corral:The Rains Came

• Forgive this former Father (or not). He has allegedly sinned.


• Sewage and rats plague Brookside. Something tells me that ignoring the last bastion of white people in midtown KC could cause the shit to hit the fan for local leaders.


• Grandma got run over by a . . . aw, no joke here. Sweet old lady beats cancer but falls victim to a hit and run.


• Former Shook Partner decides to rob people blind without help from an accomplice. Note: I'm broke so don't bother suing because I'm also crazy, angry and armed.


• KCI passengers decrease in July. Still, Midwest expands service. Last person out of this town, don't forget to turn off the lights.


• Stolen guns and car parts found during a local drug bust. Defenseless and stranded Kansas Citians should take target practice.