Weight Watcher

My favorite fathead wants to trim your waistline in addition to slashing your Medicaid benefits:

Missouri Gov. Matt Blunt stopped in downtown Kansas City on Monday to help launch a statewide initiative aimed at lowering the state's 23 percent obesity rate among adults.

The people of Missouri aren’t fat, they’re just misinformed. And who knows? Maybe in a couple of years this state could lose about 180lbs with a simple walk to the election booth.