Prison Bitches

Lansing pushing museum dedicated to four nearby prisons

Mayor Kenneth Bernard wants to build a $1 million museum dedicated to the area's largest employer - prisons.

Exhibits might include: The Hall of Ass-Rape and Shank Central. Admission could be somewhere around 5 dollars or roughly 3 packs of smokes. The souvenir shop will be well stocked with soap on a rope and bottles of pruno. On the brighter side, it's good that there is going to be another place for people to learn about an establishment that is largely inhabited by minorities.