Showing your privates

If for some reason you feel like exposing yourself today, go ahead . . . because the odds are good that you're already out there anyway.

ChoicePoint, one of the nation's largest commercial data collection
companies, said Monday that a variety of personal and financial information kept
on 1,635 Missourians and 1,613 Kansans was inadvertently sold to criminals
posing as legitimate businesses.

So whip it out and when you are picked up by the cops, just tell'em that the government and the companies it does business with already broadcast your business, so you just thought you'd put everything else out there as well.

Note: Don't call me from jail.