Sunday, March 04, 2018

SHOCK!!! KCMO PURSE SNATCHER CRIME WAVE HITS WESTSIDE/CROSSROADS!!!



Amid the boom in new biz and residents, a bustling part of Kansas City confronts increasing petty crimes of opportunity.

To wit . . .

A WESTSIDE/CROSSROADS COMMUNITY MEETING ADDRESSED THE GROWING NUMBER OF RECENT PURSE SNATCHINGS TARGETING OLD SCHOOL LADIES IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!

Apparently, a beloved Midtown denizen was attacked and robbed on a walk of less than a block to a local community center - She has suffered minor bruises & scrapes but her mugging reveals the brazen ruthlessness of local crooks and the Westside CAN Center is working to prevent more incidents by helping to spread the word.

Add this heartless robbery to growing car crime and property theft reported in the aftermath of 1st Friday and we're starting to see a trend . . .

Low-rent local crooks are also aware of influx of new money to the Westside/Crossroads and they're stepping up attacks against residents who seem like easy prey or who might have their guard down.

This uptick in crime contradicts otherwise hopeful hype that touts luxury urban core development but downplays the risk inherent in living within a community that hosts a wide range of economic stratification, public housing nearby and the ongoing deadly crime spike that impacts every aspect of local life.

Developing . . .

21 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, the "lower" crossroads can be a sh#thole but that's only because we need to move more of the residents out of the area. Gentrification is working!

Hdr said...

^^ Completely wrong.

What this post fails to mention is that hipsters are making the crime worse because they're so clueless and make themselves easy targets.

The warning should be: You're not in JoCo anymore. Act accordingly and don't think you can walk around with your head in the air. Pay attention to your surroundings.

Anonymous said...

The downtown hobo car crime is moving South. When are we going to acknowledge that Kansas City has a real homeless crisis and it's making building small business even harder.

Anonymous said...

But we don't need money for police dispatchers. Let's keep on spending all of city hall funds on new hotels and a new airport that just needed an overhaul.

Anonymous said...

CRIME RIDDEN GHETTO IS ONLY GETTING WORSE.

Anonymous said...

Thanks sLIE! Your complete incompetence is killing our city not yours

Anonymous said...

Are they stealing purses from women or all the effeminate faggot men down there?

Anonymous said...

Either way, there’s probably a huge dildo in every purse they steal.

Anonymous said...

Ask gay sLIE I bet he knows!

Anonymous said...

With the nice weather last night, the hoodlum's were acting up on the Plaza. Several restaurants were asked to close a couple hours early by the Plaza security "for public safety." Such a shame....

Anonymous said...

Oh no a purse snatch...ugh...ugh...we’ll what are we ...going to do?....ugh....I’ve got to shittttttttttttt whew! A diaper load!

Anonymous said...

An all caps shit! Good job scardy cat! Way to shit yourself!

Anonymous said...

Yea but what abou...ugh...ugh...the crime...this is a good topic to...I’m shittingggggggggg’. Crime crimeeeeeere! Whew! I’ve shit all over the place! Come on you chickens, come shit with me!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

And don’t for...ugh....ugh....come on you chicken...shit it out! You don’t do anything but get on here and shit! Shit it out grandma! Don’t be shy!!!!

Anonymous said...

Good diaper full geezer. Way to get on here and shit it out!!!!!

Anonymous said...

That's one sick kid ^^^^^^^^

Anonymous said...

Coprophilia boy is mentally ill from playing with and eating too much shit, I’m sure it’s all “daddy’s” fault, he was so effed up his momma went crazy and was immediately committed to the funny farm! That explains all the diaper changing he has to do!

Anonymous said...

What the hell is this ass wipe HOMO , old people hating , shit loving weirdo ? Please delete his / hers / it's posts encouraging the engagement of human waste as a method of self grandiose enjoyment and psychological deranged metal desire , NEEDS to have serious intervention and perhaps admitted to a facility for observation and treatment !¡!¡

Anonymous said...

10:52, we completely agree. Dissenting opinions are fine, but this scat-obsessed moron and his ad nauseum geezer posts waste far too much space. Tony would be doing himself and his readers a service by blocking or removing the tripe.

Anonymous said...

Yes, and celebrating murders and spewing racist filth? That's cool? Fuck no. If geezer hater has to go, then those people have to go too. I love the geezer hater. He counterbalances the bullshit you idiots post.

Anonymous said...

Jack the Ripper also recently spotted.