Wednesday, October 25, 2017

NEWSFLASH!!! KANSAS CITY NEW YEAR'S KID ROCK CONCERT ISN'T PART POLITICAL CAMPAIGN!!! COUNTRY ROCK RAPPER CONCEDES PUBLICITY STUNT!!!



Important political news from one of the MOST KICK-ASS TKC READERS offering an important preview of an upcoming show . . .

Kid Rock Concedes

We can say Merry effing New Year's Eve in KC again. Kid Rock's January 1st event will be a party, not a campaign stop.

Is it another cautionary story of it being over before it even really started? Well... it turns out not only is Kid Rock not running for the Senate, he admits he was just joking around. Taking a page perhaps from Trump's POTUS 45 hurricane hats, this was all about the moving the merch. Or maybe is was a performance art piece for reaction. Nah, who are we kidding - it's the merch!

At least he doesn't have to worry about taking a position on a healthcare vote that could bring on a Trump tweet storm calling out a bad Liddle Kid Rocky. We can all rest easy for that.

However, he still doesn't escape Sprint Center resident protesters, Westboro Baptist Church. Bawitdaba just doesn't sound like approved speaking in tongues language, even for Rock n Roll Jesus himself.
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Metro Times: Kid Rock finally admits he was never running for Senate

Rock made the big reveal on Howard Stern's SiriusXM show, telling Stern that it was all a joke all along. "Fuck no, I’m not running for Senate. Are you kidding me?" he told Stern, the Detroit Free Press reports. "Who couldn’t figure that out? I’m releasing a new album. I’m going on tour too. Are you fucking shitting me?"

HuffPo: Kid Rock Calls The New York Times ‘A Little Bit Gay,’ Isn’t Running For Senate After All

WaPo: Kid Rock just embarrassed a lot of Republicans

Detroit Free Press: Kid Rock not running for Senate, but not off the hook for FEC complaint

GQ: Kid Rock Isn't Running for Senate, Da-Bang-Da-Dang Diggy Diggy Diggy Said the Boogie Said Up Jump the Boogie

You decide . . .

13 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Shame he can't run for something in Kansas City.

Would still vote for him rather than any of the other candidates. And he doesn't even have to own a home here, the current mayor doesn't.

Anonymous said...

Kid Rock has no redeeming social or cultural value whatsoever.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations. You've just described every politician that has ever lived.

Hyperblogal said...

Shows the current state of politics that he would even be taken seriously,.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^Jessie Ventura was and elected into office. Al Franken made into office and is still in there and that is the only joke he ever had.

Maybe a few Kid Rocks are needed to shake things up.

Anonymous said...

Dam n It To Hell. Now what are we going to do? Fucking Dems are going to run Billy Gilmore and he will win for sure.

Anonymous said...

So? What do you care? Do you live in Michigan you fucking toad? If so, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? Why would anyone from Missouri give a shit about Michigan you partisan fuck? It's you-and people like you, who see an "us vs. them" mentality in every fucking thing that have absolutely ruined this country! "what are we going to do" Who is "we" you fucking imbecile? You aren't going to do a damn thing because YOU DO NOT LIVE IN MICHIGAN!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ticket sales were that bad, eh?

I doubt much of it has to do with politics either.

At least the meth dealers will pay for tickets.

Anonymous said...

STFU Shrilly Hillywannabe! Maybe 9:50 lives there, or has family and good friends there, or just wants to give a fuk about what he/she wants to care about in America, stupid. Oh, yeah, you thought the TKC signal only reaches everyone with antennas at the edge of Bumfuk Kandyass and ShitMe Mysery!

Anonymous said...

Ugh. ^^^^ You suck. Do better.

Anonymous said...

Call off the freedom of speech rallies.

Any stunt that triggers Cashill and other Republikkklan snowflakes is good with me.

Anonymous said...

Somebody said Glazer blew Kid Rock and then wanted to make a movie about it. All that, then he snitched him out over some blow.

Anonymous said...

^^^ somebody else said that you blew Harvey Weinstein, then he fucked you in the ass. Harvey promised that he was going to put you in one of his movies in return. But you were pissed when you found out your role would be a transsexual prostitute.