Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Pricey Kansas City U2 Concert Deets

More info for locals wanting to relive one of the many sad parts of the 80s. Take a look:

U2 in Kansas City: What you need to know before heading to Arrowhead Stadium

The excitement is building among U2 fans as one of the biggest concerts of the year comes to Arrowhead Stadium on Tuesday. The legendary Irish rock group will stop in Kansas City as part of their 30th-anniversary celebration of "The Joshua Tree Tour 2017." Nearly 50,000 people are expected to attend.

13 Comments:

Silverback Sly said...

I would rather jack off while listening to Byron give a 40 minute dissertation about white guilt.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^I agree

Anonymous said...

Wut weez know bout da U2 ting

Anonymous said...

^^^Of course none of you washed up geezers would. None of you has been to a concert since Lawrence Welk's Tiny Bubbles Tour 58. None of you would know a good time if it sat on your face. This event is not for you. It isn't anything you know. Please stay far the fuck away from Arrowhead tonight. You pant-shitters would just fuck it up. If you weren't getting confused at the entrance, you would gross everybody out with your foul smelling full diapers.

Anonymous said...

Bottom line is this concert is light years from being sold out.

Gotta love some shit bird talking up a 40 year old band like they are all new and contemporary and shit. Better get on the phone to your plastic surgeon fantasyman. You are not exactly a spring chicken if you are rooting for U2. They are fucking ancient history dip shit.

Silverback Sly said...

And you will be sucking cock in the parking lot before the show,you hip millenial.

Anonymous said...

Arrowhead going to be like:
"This guy comes up to me
His face red like a rose in a thorn bush
Like all the colors of a drunk Chiefs fan
And he's peeling off those dollar bills for beer man
Slapping them down
One hundred, two hundred
And I can see those $60 t-shirt fee
And I can see that $40 parking fee

Across the sidelines where the Chiefs sleep
Through the alleys to the Hunt suite
You take the spiral to the concourse
Turn the corner and just pay some more
As a man breathes into a saxophone
And through the walls you hear your wallet groan
Outside is Arrowhead
Outside is Arrowhead

Anonymous said...

Geezer Hater said "pant-shitters" and "diapers". Everyone take TWO drinks.

Anonymous said...

I like what you did there 12:23PM! It's lost on these fools, but I like it.

Anonymous said...

Hey Silverback Sly-isn't your dad a trannie? Did he teach you about sucking cock? I bet he did!

Anonymous said...

12:23 has made the best post around these parts in quite some time.

"Am I buggin' ya? cuz I don't mean to bug ya...OK Edge play dem blues!!"

Anonymous said...

Most over rated band on earth, playing a 30 year old album, oh boy !

Anonymous said...

Who is this Bareback Sly mofo?