Wednesday, July 19, 2017

FEAR BLUE SPRINGS SEX TOY CROOK!!!

Radio station report that's worth a click and a cheap laugh for those who don't take themselves or the local news too seriously. Checkit:

Police are Looking for a Man Who "Stole the Two Biggests D---S" from Cirillas in Blue Springs

A guy described as a "white male with a shaved head and tattoo on his neck" went into a Cirilla's adult store in Blue Springs (MO) on Wednesday night and stole, as the store manager put it, "the two biggest dongs I sell."

4 Comments:

Anonymous said...

That's some funny shit - the audio from the 911 dispatch!

MADE MY MORNING!

Anonymous said...

It might be that homosexual guy that rated the gay night club on this site yesterday.

He was a flamer and likes dildos.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to build an iron fence around my massive penis before this guy gets ahold of a machete.

Anonymous said...

BREAKING!!!

Suspect was apprehENDed at Dr. Boner's proctology clinic where he sought treatment for a gaping wound.