Radio station report that's worth a click and a cheap laugh for those who don't take themselves or the local news too seriously. Checkit:
Police are Looking for a Man Who "Stole the Two Biggests D---S" from Cirillas in Blue Springs
A guy described as a "white male with a shaved head and tattoo on his neck" went into a Cirilla's adult store in Blue Springs (MO) on Wednesday night and stole, as the store manager put it, "the two biggest dongs I sell."
That's some funny shit - the audio from the 911 dispatch!
ReplyDeleteMADE MY MORNING!
It might be that homosexual guy that rated the gay night club on this site yesterday.
ReplyDeleteHe was a flamer and likes dildos.
I'm going to build an iron fence around my massive penis before this guy gets ahold of a machete.
ReplyDeleteBREAKING!!!
ReplyDeleteSuspect was apprehENDed at Dr. Boner's proctology clinic where he sought treatment for a gaping wound.