Friday, April 21, 2017

KANSAS CITY WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



It's Spring Again and the fight for dominance of the local discourse is back in full swing.

Accordingly . . .

Tonight we offer a quick listing of the Kansas City denizens who did the very best in wielding their influence and showing strength this week. Checkit:

Mike Burke


Like it or not, perennial power player Mike Burke is now Kansas City's biggest and best developer as he moves toward collecting $35 MILLION IN CASH from City Hall, donated property and the hopes of all downtown dwellers who are gambling on his hotel project that earned another nod this week.

5th District Council Lady Alissia Canady


She shared testimony about being caught in a rolling gun battle . . . And while she didn't really get into specifics about any witness report filed with police . . . The story captivated local audiences also dealing with higher crime.

Missouri Democratic Party Coalition


Under the radar of local media, Kansas City area Missouri State Democratic Senators John Rizzo, Kiki Curls & Jason Holsman were instrumental in SHUTTING DOWN plans to dismantle the "circuit breaker" which threatened to overload seniors across the state with more debt and bills.

Kansas Congressman Kevin Yoder


As of late, Congressman Yoder not only has been stockpiling campaign cash but also learned that he'll be facing the hapless Jay Sidie in a reelection contest that's not as close as Sunflower State Democratic Loyalists might hope to convince the public.

Kansas City Royals Woman Puncher


This Royals fanboy leaned into a devastating punch targeting the face of a woman who seemed to be looking the other way at the time. Reportedly, she spit on him and now the dude COULD be a champion of equal rights . . . But more likely seems like just other jock-sniffing jerk behaving badly at the ballpark.



As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

12 Comments:

Anonymous said...

powerful cyphering Jethro.

Anonymous said...

With great power comes great responsibility. This is not a lesson that is often taught in Kansas City.

Anonymous said...

7:40pm is on to something.
First, in KCMO there really isn't anything that even comes close to "great power".
It's mostly D-list celebrity wannabe politicos and self-appointed "leaders".
And there's no responsibility at all.
Everything is pretty much someone else's job or fault.
Disneyland on the plains.

Anonymous said...

Like the way the topics on this post pander to the lowest possible taste.

Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- Split The Difference

I hate to come between friends, but with Lisa and Jennifer I made an exception!!!

Anonymous said...

Welllll, 750, YOU'RE here...

JimBrodi said...

Bad week for KC, it is when Sly back stabbed us all.

Anonymous said...

Burke...lock him up!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Alissia Canady fake news.
Why not testify if you were a witness caught in a rolling gun battle?
Maybe she doesn't want to be a witness because her tags were expired.

Anonymous said...

Where is the FOCKING MORNING POST!

Anonymous said...

Males who beat on children or women should never be called men. They should also be stripped and publicly flogged. Or the court could sentence them to two sucker punches -which they might get at any time from a professional "sucker punch person". Be nice for them to never know when it might happen.

Anonymous said...

I'll agree with you on the children part and even the LADIE part, but,listen here,bitch! You continually degrade me by spitting on me ,then your stupid ass ought to know ,you got something coming...but then again ,if you are as nasty as this bitch was and is,well then you'd be too fucking ignorant of a cunt to know YOU DON'T SPIT ON NO ONE..my only wish is that she had turned to face him,when he landed that knuckle sandwich. She would have learned a lesson that the rest of us,who aren't fucking retarded, already know..spitting is OFF FUCKING LIMITS !! I had an ignorant asshole spit on me once-ONCE-
next thing he knew,he was bleeding profusely and sniffing his left ear..
The same thing I would do to you,if you spat on me.spit on someone, and all bets are off.if you want to behave like an animal, ya cunt,then you will be dealt with accordingly. I suggest you keep your bodily fluids to yourself...there, I hope you learned what civilized people already knew..jeeeeez it seems like a no-brainer to me and I'd bet the vast majority of humans..dumb fuck.