Monday, March 20, 2017

The Best Dive Bars In Kansas City???



Here's promotional content from Visit KC disguised as a documentary . . .

Sadly . . .

NONE OF THESE PLACES ARE REAL LIFE KANSAS CITY DIVE BARS???

It's probably for the best . . . Real life dive bars come with a very real degree of risk and these places are safe for tourists and middle-class JoCo denizens -- The bread & butter of the Visit KC pyramid scheme.

Just for fun, feel free to name a few Kansas City Dive bars.

You decide . . .

20 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Kelly's is Kansas City's first, last and only dive bar.

Nothing else comes close.

Anonymous said...

Sorry to be a dick but these safe "dive bars" will be useful for the all of the Overland Park who need a drink after their homes have burned down.

Anonymous said...

There are two good selections in this video and all of them are better than those Westport hipster places that pretend to be dive bars.

Anonymous said...

Better idea: Best KC coke bars! Give the people what they want!

Anonymous said...

Forget dive bars. What about titty bars?

Anonymous said...

The Anti Smoking (Big Tobacco) leftist killed any real dive bars long ago. It's just yuppy bars these days, some pretending to be a dive bar.

cml said...

The piano bar is cool.

That chick can sing.

Best dives in Waldo are Tommy's and Flo's Poka-Dot & Bobby Bakers.

Anonymous said...

10:09PM. You have been identified as Chuck. Your use of the word "leftist" has outed you. The anti-anti censorship coalition has been alerted

Anonymous said...

I use to drink at The Eastsider quite a bit.don't know if it's even still there anymore, but ya it was a real dive and hell yes ,always an element of danger.
Pussies weren't allowed but they usually didn't attempt to even stop in..good times

Anonymous said...

@10:21 "you have been identified as Chuck" => Suck, the Melissa Click of TKC

Anonymous said...

Pretty much any of the Plaza shit hole bars would qualify , if you go to any of those you risk getting mugged stabbed shot raped TRANNY GRABBING car jacking, or KILLA CITY CRIMINAL BOYZ beating yo white human beings ass ¡!

Anonymous said...

^^^ Stay in the trailer. Nobody wants to sit next to you at any bar. Dive or not.

Anonymous said...

My trailer is a dive bar, and me and my BOYZ CA smoke cigarettes and cigar's without the Plaza metrosexual TRANNY BITCHES getting triggered , DOUCHEBAG !!¡¡

Anonymous said...

The Zoo Bar rocks!

Anonymous said...

Didn't know that the KC Zoo had a bar ? Will check it out if I don't get KILLA CITY killed in Swope Park !¡

Anonymous said...

Dave's Stagecoach and the Ship.

Anonymous said...

What's with chucks(11:57 PM) fascination with tranny bitches? He mentions it ALL the time.

Anonymous said...

What's with Suck's (8:21 AM) fascination/obsession with every commenter that he somehow identifies as being Chuck? Doesn't he realize that there are people with all sorts of views, besides Chuck, that Suck considers "hate speech"?

Bob said...

Twin City Tavern, Helen's JAD Bar and Askew Inn.

Anonymous said...

Zoo Bar, Helen's JAD, the Bigger Jigger, and Askew Inn. Forrealz.