In Kansas City, Winter Storm Jupiter was a dud.
Yes, things got a bit hectic in the middle of Missouri but our blog community seyz those roads are so bad that they're always killing innocent people, rain or shine.
Thanks to the meteorological insights of our blog community . . . We called this as a TYPICAL JANUARY weather event on Friday.
And now temperatures will be above freezing in just a few hours.
Accordingly . . .
SHAME ON KANSAS CITY MEDIA FOR BROADCASTING NOTHING BUT FEAR AND FAKE WEATHER NEWS FOR WHAT IS A TYPICAL BOUT OF MILD JANUARY WINTER ICE!!!
Moreover . . .
Unless there's an avalanche of FROSTY ARMEGADON on local streets in the next 120 minutes . . . This thing was the biggest Kansas City weather newsie embarrassment since that one time when Katie Horner was so scared of the rain that she interrupted prime time in her sweatpants.
KCMO weather newsies always get out of this debate by talking about their "broadcast coverage area" and a few semis on the outskirts of town might be having a hard time this morning . . . But in KC Proper (the only thing that matters) . . . It's just a bit slippy and nothing to fear . . . Certainly not the power line, house busting, death storm we were promised.
And so, when we talk about "protecting journalism from Donald Trump" the discussion is about saving something that hasn't really offered much value to everyday people in quite a long time.
As of late we see the daily newspaper focusing more on sports stories or politics pushing partisan talking points even more desperately.
There's actually a lot of great reporting from TV news but that comes with the pressure to keep all of the hotties front and center and cycling through an endless myriad of inconsequential doggie and cancer kid news that's sweet but doesn't say much about life in this wicked little town.
Homicide in KCMO is spilling over into surrounding communities.
Property crime is up throughout the metro.
A cabal of some of the most despicable and greedy corporate sleazeballs who would make Tom Pendergast blush given their hypocrisy has pretty much taken over 12th & Oak.
Kansas City debt is spiraling out of control and KCMO is moving toward bankruptcy faster than anybody realizes.
The city's credit rating is now on a negative watch . . .
But local news could only inspire fear enough to make people run to grocery stores and horde milk, bread and eggs . . . As if there was some (delicious) mandate that everybody needs french toast this morning.
Face it . . .
KANSAS CITY NEWSIES SCARED EVERYBODY FOR NO GOOD REASON AS PROGRESSIVE OUTRAGE OVER "FAKE NEWS" HAS BEEN TURNED AGAINST LEGACY "JOURNALISM" GATEKEEPERS NOW CONFRONTING IMMINENT COLLAPSE!!!
You decide . . .
Now, now. I thought panic was a blogger's best friend?
ReplyDeleteBut in KCMO, most of the early risers don't see many problems on local streets except the potholes that the mayor has yet to fix.
Don't listen to the news and definitely not TKC.
DeleteWhatever you do, just drive safely!!!
Come on over Tony I want to see how long it takes you before you're falling on your butt. Very slick here and cars iced over. We dodged the bullet by just a few miles and I mean a few miles. This thing had shifted just 5 miles north be a whole other story this morning.
ReplyDeleteWhy it's Stupor Dave, our favorite racist.
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Super Dave 1/13/17, 9:48 AM
I guess BLM now stands for Blacks Love Murdering.
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Tell us some good Negroes on Oce stories Stupor Dave. You know a bunch. Or maybe go outside, slip.on the ice, hit your head and suffer a crippling brain injury.
In fact I'd prefer you did that.
Kneegrow please
DeleteTony is feeling it this morning.
ReplyDelete"And so, when we talk about "protecting journalism from Donald Trump" the discussion is about saving something that hasn't really offered much value to everyday people in quite a long time. "
Yep...
"A cabal of some of the most despicable and greedy corporate sleazeballs who would make Tom Pendergast blush given their hypocrisy has pretty much taken over 12th & Oak."
Yep...
A cabal of some of the most despicable and greedy corporate sleazeballs who would make Tom Pendergast blush given their hypocrisy has pretty much taken over 12th & Oak.
ReplyDeleteAt least this part isn't fake
RWhy isn't the news media talking about the worst weather forecasting this decade? No ice storm- never was an ice storm and we won't have one yesterday or today!!! It's 31 degrees and temps going up.
ReplyDeleteSchool leaders were hood-winked once again and poor people had to stay home with their kids Friday when there was not a single snow flake or rain drop! Even MoDot kept up their fake news signs that a winter storm was in progress and we should not drive! We have to be the dumbest sons of bitches to cancel school with NOTHING on the ground. When will the Police hold the weather crystal ball snake oil meteorologists accountable and charge them for deceit and robbing single moms of their paychecks by scaring our shit for brains school leaders into cancelling school? Those that had vacation balances at least got paid, but lost a vacation day! Best Poker face goes to the next TV Media person who predicts a storm. Chicken Little could not have done as good of a job!!
good comment on the corruption of legacy media.
ReplyDeletepeople have learned to ignore them.
on something like the weather, however, they make up for lost time in advertising because people don't see a downside in paying along.
I'm a rising star here in the big city of KC and grew up in Stockton Missouri. I'm going to blog about nuclear physics and how it applies to the world of artisan kale.
ReplyDeleteAlso will review doughnuts, latte foam art, high tat art.
Michael Mahoney Balogna Jihad!
DeleteThe bamboozlement of the public is nearly complete.
ReplyDeleteThe $800 million will maintain the illusion that KCMO has a healthy vibrant economy for a few more years before reality rears it's ugly head.
ReplyDeleteLMAO
I live in Cleveland,OH Even I knew it was baloney...NFL started it to push game into primetime. It blew up after that...
DeleteThe anger and resentment towards people predicting ice storm stories continues. KC is tired of it and the ghost of Fred Broski is laughing. It is raining w very little ice on trees and in a couple of hours it will be 32 degrees...
ReplyDeleteBut that's just an opinion with a prediction and I don't have a fancy crystal ball or Ouji that some TV entertainers have... even if theirs is broke.
Everyone thought Ice Storm Hillary was inevitable but it turned out to be overhyped disappointment.
ReplyDeleteYes. "Ice Storm Hillary" melted on impact.
ReplyDeletefollow the money. how much advertising was sold to huge audiences for tv weather reports?
ReplyDeleteGO CHIEFS!
...and don't forget the media educated us to believe that whites would be killing blacks left and right when the new constitutional carry came into effect in Missouri. Of course we are all dumb and ill informed as Trump's people are secretly piling up black bodies under the foundation of a new Trump hotel in Statesville, Georgia.
ReplyDeleteThank God we have the libtards directing the media in America. Otherwise we could be used as pawns to spin the Democratic party drama and balony.
Looks like it's gonna rain!
The goal of modern media is to turn people into unthinking zombies who never question anything, don't trust anything, and gripe and complain about everything.
ReplyDeleteJust keep working on your Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter following!
ReplyDeleteYou too can be a celebrity if your willing to work at it!
At least we are not a crime infested city! That's the good thing!
ReplyDeleteWe are safe and vibrant! My friends from Hays are moving here to be in the big city just for that reason alone!
Get rid of the beards already.
ReplyDeleteMTV and Jerry Springer did wonders for USA culture. 25 years later we are a shining model of sophistication and civilization!
ReplyDeleteNo ones stopping the snowflakes and freeloaders from moving to China, Mexico, and North Korea. They'll be glad to have you.
ReplyDeleteSay what you want. Your cracker as is doomed
DeleteDon't forget to tune in to tonight's EPIC, AWESOME, and MEGA MONSTROUS CHIEFS VERSUS STEELE-RS MATCH UP!
ReplyDeleteIt's got what you CRAVE!
7:27 am wins
ReplyDeleteAt 6 pm last night we ate at a nearly deserted, tho usually packed, restaurant in the Bass Pro Shop area of Independence. When we left, there were four huge power line repair rigs with out of state plates ready to help us recover from...nothing. Who pays for that?
I'll be thinking about you, Blue Valley School District, in June, when you're still in school because you burned a snow day for...nothing!
What no response, I knew I would get at least one response from you pussies. Don't matter we're going to war anyway. All you bitches will be brought down to the same playing field. You blew your children's future. But don't apologize it won't matter. Lol haha
ReplyDeleteWeather Channel one hour ago.
ReplyDeleteCrippling rain is forecast for parts of the middle of the country through the weekend. Happening Now: Brutal Ice Storm Could Cripple Plains.
America salutes the courage of President -Elect Trump for agreeing to live in the White House after the disgusting Obama ape horde is finally evicted.
ReplyDeleteJust hope they're thoroughly bleaching and fumigating all traces of Barry's AIDs, Michelle and her brats kinky Afro hair, left during their countless hair-straightening sessions they did so that they would look more White
no wonder he's not moving his family into that cage.
Your a pussy. And I'd fuck You. Stay anonymous! Your friends and family will thank you for it!
DeleteBoy the way Lisa Teachman was strutting around onscreen a few minutes ago you would have thought that she predicted this thing down to the minute. Not a hint of "we missed this one" anywhere in sight.
ReplyDeleteOh well, I guess as long as she makes me feel tight in the pants I'll keep on watching!
!0:04 the TURD is back posting early this morning. He'll be on the meth pipe soon then back for another hate rant.
ReplyDelete9:45: It's pretty slick where I live. Just out of curiosity, are you one of those people who'd howl so loud it could be heard on the Space Station if the storm had been bad and no one was here to restore your power?
ReplyDeleteThought so.
Well it's 10:04, our favorite SJW, race baiting and trying to censor all that disagree with him. No need to worry about him slipping on the ice - he has no brain to injure.
ReplyDelete10:04 IMHO has crossed the line and set themselves up for a stalker charge. I agree 10:23.
ReplyDeleteYou boon loving libtards lost - REMEMBER!!!!
ReplyDeletehahaha, it's no crime to wish ill upon another person, especially as one as useless and inconsequential as Stupor Dave.
ReplyDeleteWinter, spring, summer, fall, the negro's the biggest threat of all!
ReplyDeleteSummer, fall, winter, spring, we need do something about that thing!
Fall, winter, spring, summer, killing them all is probably the only real solution.
My "weather rock" has more accuracy than the local weather blabbers. If it's wet it's raining, if it's white it's snowing etc etc
ReplyDeleteGo ahead and laugh 10:32, but before doing so you might kind of want to run that statement by your lawyer.
ReplyDelete^^^^^^Don't you think English should be a requirement for citizenship and for commenting on a blog?
ReplyDeleteThis weather is an Orwellian Wet Dream.
ReplyDeleteIf free speech has to be in English, then it's not free speech.
ReplyDeleteNaziDave is merely receiving what he gives.
Byron the disability and welfare thief loves rich"rethuglicans". They pay for his and his scam artist wife's living. Leave the country lying Byron.
ReplyDeleteByron the TURD
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ReplyDeleteFormer HYPE Weather woman KATIE HORNER slipped on the ice, in MAUI HAWAII trying to get back here to interrupt local programming to tell everybody just how icy it isn't !!!
Hawaiian officials tell everybody she'll be fine after her fall on the ICE in HAWAII !!!
Stay tuned for further FAKE BULLSHIT HYPE NEWS !!!!
While this Ice-Apocalypse weather forecast will surely live in infamy (think of all the schools' leadership being bamboozled into letting kids out without one raindrop or snow flake- think of all the parents having to take a sick/vacation day- think of all the poor people forced to take off work with no pay... and their kids have to eat at home on little income- think of all the companies having to deal with employees not showing up and missed customer commitments- think of the people who were on a plan for attendance and fired as this was the last straw)- you will not hear one media apology...not one "sorry folks... we screwed up... sorry".
ReplyDeleteInstead you will hear how lucky we are... to have missed the weather on an inaccurate forecast.
So the next time you hear a forecast as dire as this one and delivered with an urgency that demands us to close schools and buy thousands of dollars worth of groceries to last a day or two... ask yourself this- "could this happen to me again and what will I do different "?
When you see the words "dependable" and "most accurate"... do you believe?
Will we demand an apology or shrug and accept this?
An apology is in order... first media to apologize puts the others to shame...
Then do us all a big favor 2:15, ignore the forecast next time, go out in your Dodge Ram and hill hop while not wearing your seatbelt, roll your vehicle and be ejected and crack your head open on a rock.
DeleteOr plow into Dave Larson's house.
The fucking world will thank you.
But they didn't screw up. So no one's going to give you an asskissing apology. Winter storms are notoriously hard so predict...or maybe you didn't hear them ALL say that a dozen times a day.
ReplyDeleteIf they hadn't said anything I'm sure you'd all be complaining in this echo chamber of misery about how there was no warning.
Leave Super Dave alone! He hateth the negro!!! He knows negroes are genetic dead ends with no future. Imagine all that could be achieved in the next 200-300 years if we abandoned supporting parasitic life forms, doomed to go extinct anyhow. Genetic engineering, nanotechnology, cell regeneration(doubling, tripling or even quadrupling life expectancy) Our bodies could self heal, slow down metabolism and cell degeneration or even re-grow lost limbs like lizards. With lifespans like turtles our descendants will be free to conquer the cosmos. A
ReplyDeleteThere are just too many variables to determine accurately what the local weather is going to be a day or two in advance. Forecasters can only give us probabilities, but unfortunately they usually are presented as near certainties. The school districts were right, IMO, to cancel classes based on the likelihood of dangerously slick roads.
ReplyDeleteLocal forecasters need to send their big paychecks to local small businesses for all the lost revenue. "Keeping you safe" makes me want to throw up.
ReplyDeleteWho said the weatherman was always right.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to know what the weather is sell your $250,000 worth of silly assed weather electronics and go look out the damn window already.
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