Monday, August 08, 2016

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! SHUT IT DOWN FOREVER!!! TKC BLOG COMMUNITY SEYZ: WORLD'S LARGEST WATER SLIDE ISN'T WORTH THE RISK!!! AFTER KANSAS REP'S SON REPORTEDLY DECAPITATED KANSAS CITY, KANSAS SCHLITTERBAHN SLAUGHTERHOUSE VERRÜCKT DEADLY AND DANGEROUS WATER SLIDE SHOULD BE DESTROYED!!!



A tragic death at a local amusement park has once again focused the eyes of the nation upon Kansas City, Kansas amid the horrific aftermath of a child's death.

Here are the highlights . . .

- More confirmation reports of a HORRIFIC decapitation from eyewitnesses as authorities struggle to protect the privacy of the family but also ensure public safety and honest discussion of this attraction that might have endangered thousands of youngsters.

- Social media ghouls blame the victim for the tragedy and some even suggest political conspiracy . . . Both ideas represent the lunatic fringe of the Internets and haven't resonated with any proof.

- Meanwhile, more deets about the slide's early design flaws and delayed opening are coming to light.

To wit . . .

OUR BLOG COMMUNITY HAS SPOKEN CLEARLY AND TOP ECHELON KANSAS CITY TIPSTERS TELL US THAT THE SCHLITTERBAHN VERRÜCKT SLAUGHTERHOUSE MUST BE SHUT DOWN FOREVER!!!

Here's the word . . .

"Think about it TKC, who would want their loved ones getting on a slide where some kid died a sickening and painful death? I don't wanna be too macabre about this whole thing but making a youngster take a ride on the thing if it ever opens back up again (and it won't) is something out of those scary German fairy tales. It would be more like a punishment. 

The mistake people made here was trusting that something this dangerous looking was safe in the first place . . . The rhetoric blaming the family or their son for this is some of the very worst online stuff I've seen but the supporters of this monstrosity must be desperate. Remember these are the same jerks who didn't want to change the name of 'Livestrong Park' and no kid died in that blood doping scandal. The slide doesn't have a future, the water park will be lucky if it survives. It's a sad situation but after the investigation is complete, anyone with a shred of common sense or decency would take a wrecking ball to the that slide immediately . . . "

Accordingly . . . 

There are many news stories out there on this topic, these provide the best round-up of the stich:

WaPo: 'Insane' tragedy: Kansas boy dies on world's tallest water slide

USA Today: Boy dies on Kansas waterslide billed as world's tallest

New York Daily News: Kansas lawmaker's son killed riding world's tallest water slide

Developing . . .

80 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Let's see what the investigation has to say if only to prevent another tragedy when they build this kind of thing somewhere else.

Unsafe At Any Speed said...

I only agree that blaming the youngster for this fatality is a horrible thing. Making a mistake about a "you must be this tall" ride should not be a death sentence.

Oberlin said...

Now I guess we all leave this up to the structural engineers and scholars of the Unified Government.

Good luck KCK!

Justice said...

WORLD'S LARGEST WATER SLIDE ISN'T WORTH THE RISK!!! AFTER KANSAS REP'S SON REPORTEDLY DECAPITATED KANSAS CITY, KANSAS SCHLITTERBAHN SLAUGHTERHOUSE VERRÜCKT DEADLY AND DANGEROUS WATER SLIDE SHOULD BE DESTROYED!!!

AND THE OWNERSHIP AND MANAGEMENT IMPRISONED.

Anonymous said...

There is no reason to shut this thing down because of one accident. It is tragic about the kid but remember his parents are Kansas republicans so they aren't really human or feel human emotions. Think of the misery they have caused to Kansas elderly, disabled, and mentally ill so their 1 percent buddies could ship more money off shore. If there is such a think as karma these people deserve all the grief and heartache life can bring them.

Anonymous said...

The Unified Government sold its soul long ago. "Hey Mr. Business-person, come to our community and kill our children for profit.!"


Actually, and this is not a joke, yesterday was Bribery Day at the Ol' Waterpark. Public officials and their families got free stuff in return for not entertaining any safety regulations. Ooops!

Anonymous said...

7:40 The kid was the only one killed but not the only person injured. Does that count as more than 'one accident'?

Bob said...

7:40, you are pond scum.

Anonymous said...

It is all about the profits. FUCK YOU GENERAL PUBLIC! Money tastes good! Please purchase your GERBER LIFE INSURANCE PRODUCTS before visiting next time.

Joe said...

My bet is the parents take the Jesus promotional route and both the park and the ride stay open.

Anonymous said...

Every elected official in the Unified Government must answer for this one. There were warnings. Yet, those officials whored themselves -- and now a kid died because Whoredom on the Kaw.

Anonymous said...

Do not destroy the structure. Use the waterslide to hang the owners and the local politicians. Let the carcasses hang until the birds and rot bring them down. Let them serve as a warning to others.

Then knock down the waterslide.

Caleb Clifford said...

I will direct my pet monkey Frank to get that thing moved over here if Kansas goes squeamish. He does what I say.

Anonymous said...

The racist commentary was pretty enlightening too and indicative of your awesome blog community.

Anonymous said...

TKC referring to other parts of the internet as "Lunatic Fringe of the Internet" is ironic...

Anonymous said...

Actually, deaths at amusement parks are not all that uncommon. Disney's in particular make interesting but gruesome reading.

Anonymous said...

What is the position of the Kansas City Atheist Coalition on this?

If they won't even take a position on something like this...then they should fold up shop.

Anonymous said...

Tony, you are scum to let the family be insulted like this.

Anonymous said...

Tony informs. Always use a friends, or even the bosses!, computer when you post here.

Oops, gotta go, they are coming in...

Anonymous said...

I can tell you one of Schlitterbahn's problems right off the bat was that they employed blacks in the first place.

They wanted me to entrust my safety to some subhuman feral whose IQ is half of mine? No way!


DATS WHAT DA AWEZOME BLOG COMMUNITYZ SEYZ!!!!!

Anonymous said...

8:25 AM

Someone has watched Frank White at public events. It is pathetic Frank.

Unknown said...

I pity you, you should seek help from a therapist and get medicated for delusions before your own crazy thoughts drive you to hurt yourself or worse someone else since you clearly lack compassion or remorse. I would venture to say you have struggled with mental disorders your entire life. Get help!!!

Anonymous said...

B U L L S H I T! Tony. I think everyone reading this blog gets that the "blog community" did not demand the destruction of this slide period - even after reading the stacked anonymous comments added by you Tony. This is just another one of your little power plays designed to serve as proof Tony's significance. Let us have a giant sacrifice to the mighty Tony and prove that bloggers have power by destroying a local business investment. More gay ass flaming drama and a perfect example of why no one trusts the motives of the media anymore.

Anonymous said...

mOVE IT TO THE eAST sIDE OF kc AND LET sLY USE IT FOR HIS FREE pIZZA PARTIES.

Jonsey said...

Said it before and I'll say it again, do what you want. I'll never ride the thing again and I won't allow my loved ones to do so.

Anonymous said...

Everybody settle down and quit losing your heads over this story.

Anonymous said...

Next week the extremists eliminate cars, prescription drugs, motorcycles, grocery stores, Macys, gays, all ethnic groups and everyone whoever worked in a factory because at some point in time all were involved in a process or product that may have resulted in damage, injury, illness or death. Whatever we do lets not involve parents or expect people to accept that once in a blue moon a kid will figure out a way to get a screw driver stuck up his ass. This fucking drama just serves to show what a bunch of morons reside in this town. Lets not get the facts surrounding the cause of this event. Instead lets blame the people who invested in the community then bitch because so many companies avoid KC like the plague.

Grow the fuck up people. If you are going to act like a mob of idiots at least get some facts or pray to god you are never held to the same standard.

JimBrodi said...

I see what you did there in your analysis of this otherwise horrible story @11:15, and I laughed my ass off!

Anonymous said...

Regarding gay issues, Rep Scott Schwab believes being gay is a "lifestyle choice."

Regarding Medical Marijuana, Schwab is against it. “Let’s be honest,” he says, “this would be an attempt to legalize marijuana. It has no benefit for pain management. All it does is make you crave another bag of chips.”

Anonymous said...

And then of course you fucked your sister. Which explains how your incestuous family line could produce such a low life piece of ignorant dog shit like you.

Anonymous said...

If it was some sort of equipment failure that should have been spotted during regular maintenance, then shut it down.

If this victim stood up or the riders unbuckled themselves during the ride down, then the lesson is - "Don't let your stupid children ride dangerous rides" and resume regular business next week.

Anonymous said...

That's funny the ghetto kids say muther fucka in front of the suburban white kids. At least they get a chance to see what real ass looks like.

Anonymous said...

(KCKS)--FROM THE LAND OF OZ LIONS, TIGERS, AND BEARS, OH MY!!!

So the SCHLITTERBAHN VERRÜCKT must be torn down say the COWARDLY LIONS? I don't think so, you big pussies!

What a freaking liberal kneejerk "we must protect the children" overreaction! At this very moment, Mary Sanchez is writing a draft opinion putting all the blame for this tragedy squarely on Donald Trump. Hoopz just arrived at Harvard and has already added "homicidal waterslides" to her special study topics, alongside racism, feminism, and hip hop fashion. The Kansas City Star Editorial Board will be claiming that Governor Brownback eliminated the ride safety program at Schlitterbahn. Lynne Bratcher (Uncommon Courage) reports that this death is proof of why we need a woman President. And Aimee Patton (Pleasantly Eccentric) blogs that children's blood and Kansas school budgets will continue to be sacrificed as long as Kansas remains a "red" state. WRONG, wrong, wrong!

Please don't allow delusional munchkins (political liberals) and wicked witches (faux journalists) to sway your usual and customary rational thinking.

When a new vehicle is designed, manufactured, and sells millions of models which perform up to expectations before a flaw is discovered and prompts a recall, do we demand that all existing models still in use be destroyed? Is that what happened with vehicles equipped with GM's faulty ignition switch, or Takata airbags? I don't think so! After less than a fraction of 1 percent of affected users experienced problems with the product, design changes were implemented and replacement parts were offered for installation to those responding to the recall. That's rational.

You see, the looney tune liberals listed above are devoid of logic and reasoning skills. Again, please don't allow their deficit to impinge upon your superior intellect.

So, what are some of the things you should be asking?

1) How did this accident happen? How come it's never happened before with thousands of other riders?

2) What changes if any need to be made to the waterslide and/or the procedures used to insure safety of participants?

3) On the day in question, why was the waterpark holding an "Elected Official" day, offering free admission and lunch to those public representatives up for bribes? Have you ever been offered free admission and lunch to Schlitterbahn? Why not? How many other businesses offer free perks for public officials in the metro, and shouldn't we know about that?

In closing, when the lopsided left-leaning begin clamoring for the destruction of all waterslides, roller coasters, and amusement parks in general, tell them to take a flying leap! I thank you.

Anonymous said...

This Rep Scott Schwab is a real cocksucker. Hate that he lost his kid as a threat on his and all these politicians lives but they need to understand they've been destroying peoples lives.

Anonymous said...

I support more decapitations. I hope they invite Jermaine Reed to the next politico event.

Anonymous said...

So will Westboro Baptist Church protest this funeral? Probably not. Considering they're an incestuous family of low life scumbag con artist attorneys wiho exist to sue others, they would be much better suited to defending the piece of shit that built this fucking montrosity. The drunken German engineer who if he had any sense of decency would commit suicide before being imprisoned inevitably.

Anonymous said...

"If we don't allow for people to make it easy to make a profit in Kansas, there really is no reason to come here."

- Scott Schwab, 2011.

SCHLITTERBAHN MAKIN' ENOUGH PROFIT FOR YA, SCOTTY!?!?!?

Anonymous said...

Why isn't there more of an outrage?

Anonymous said...

Because all these Kansas conservatives are gold-digging scumbags and God is punishing the wicked for their sins.

Plus we are too busy focusing on real issues: black people for example.

Anonymous said...

You are so full of it...

Anonymous said...

yeah...full of the TRUTH!!!

Anonymous said...

Full of shit! If the kid stood up showing off case is closed. ...of course, unless the company that built the rubber raft with seat belts should be closed down to. Every fucking time you libtards start blaming everyone except the person responsible we have less and less accountability and higher costs to everyone else. Sorry the kid got waxed, but given the high percentage of these park accidents that end up being on the victim maybe we should stop having kids until parents get a handle on parenting..

Anonymous said...

Next thing you know some government bureaucrats will be making life difficult and less profitable for the family business owners of the water park.

Less rules and more freedum!

Anonymous said...

Hey jackass. Numerous people have complained of issues with the Velcro straps FOR MONTHS. Who would have thought they lose their fastening grip after being used hundreds of times daily with constant exposure to both water and sun? Also there's a very real possibility the raft wasn't properly weighted, especially with two women and a 10 year old. Don't see those women adding up to 400 pounds, unless one of course is the sister fucked by the insane, dipshit racist in this thread. Shut the fucking thing down. Which of course they will.

Anonymous said...

^^^ don't spout off personal shit , while hiding behind your computer.

utter cowardice.

Anonymous said...

Tell that to the dipshit who thinks blacks are inferior and to blame for every little problem in his miserable life.

Anonymous said...

This is insane, someone has started a Go Fund Me page for this kids parents.
https://www.gofundme.com/2wrj7w4c

Anonymous said...

Tell that to the race realist who correctly knows blacks are inferior and to blame for every little problem in his once great country.

I fixed your post 12:57.

Anonymous said...

12:57 I agree with you. Blacks are responsible for major problems, not every little problem. If you continue to pander to then they will work in their little problems though. The solution is simple: Finish school, acquire skills, keep your record clean, get a job, pay taxes or fucking starve where you stand.

Anonymous said...

12:35 Stop making shit up you can't back with facts. Fucking shit stirring drama queen.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you asshole. All of those things were widely speculated and reported on in Reddit from users with family members who work at the park. In the case of the Velcro straps, the complaints are on video. It also takes no special insight to be aware Velcro wears out and becomes useless after repeated usage. More so, if exposed to water constantly, particularly at high speeds and g forces. Reportedly, the raft contained two women and the boy. Hard to imagine they equaled 400 pounds together. Logical to assume, as the most knowledgeable Redditors with the best information have that the raft - which bounces even when properly weighted and weight properly distributed, as shown in many videos of the ride. An underweighted raft would have had too much air, lifted and the kid sitting in front is killed as the Velcro isn't really designed to keep a small child in place, is worn down anyway, and can't hold him in. It's likely the top part cane undone and the waist portion didn't keep him in and down at high speeds.

Oh and by the way for the racist dipshit YOU are part black. Africans are the original humans. The Adam and Eve story is bullshit, just like Noah's Ark, which would require rainfall of nearly six inches per minute to cover Mount Everest over the space of 40 days and 40 nights. Just like thousands of other passages in that useless book proven to be scientifically impossible, contradictory, or extremely violent and human actions, such as jealousy, of a supposedly all powerful god.

If you've ever seen True Romance, Dennis Hopper makes that point about the Italians being part black as he's about to be executed by mafia gangsters. Quentin Tarantino didn't even have to go all the way back to the orgins of humans to make the claim, based on genetic knowledge and written for extreme dramatic effect. So chew on that, darkie.

Anonymous said...

What a crock of shit 1:30. According to Rushton’s Race, Evolution, and Behavior, fully modern Homo sapiens emerged in Africa 200,000 years ago. 100,000 years ago, a small group of Africans had a sudden urge to head north. This small group inhabited the rest of the world, with minimal contact with the rest of the Africans who stayed in Africa. Forty thousand years ago, the Caucasoid race broke off from the Mongoloid race.

This means the entire world outside of Africa is largely related, descended from one small tribe of perhaps a few hundred or a thousand.

There is a vast genetic divergence between Blacks and non-Blacks dating back 100,000 years.

Want proof? Blacks are unique in that when whites arrived, they had no written language, no wheel, no architectural works, nothing at all that would indicate they live a human existence. Whereas literature and palaces and cities existed in almost every corner of the earth, from the Incas to the Indians to the Persians to the Chinese to Stonehenge to Ankar Wat in Cambodia — nothing existed in Africa. For the past 100,000 years non-Blacks have been spreading across the globe, building pyramids and cities, developing new technology, domesticating animals and crops, covering themselves in finely decorated clothing, and living essentially human lives. Blacks, meanwhile, stayed nearly naked, self-mutilating, technology-less, with no domesticated animals, no written language, no wheel, no stone buildings, no metalworking, nothing.

Today it is questionable what Blacks could achieve on their own, without the intervention of others giving to them all the things they could never produce or maintain themselves.

There is enough phenotypic, common sense variation, that again it is an insult to categorize Blacks among the human race. They are nothing like us and they never will be; they are worse in every way. Call them orcs, or trolls, devils, or whatever you like — they are not human.

Anonymous said...

12:34, please try some facts on and see how they fit. The water park was shoved down the throats of KCK tax payers by the Unified Crooks. $800,000 plus and has been a scam since day one. Notice how the golden rule of silence is in place from city hall? Proves they are in hiding with mob bosses to get a their lies straight.

They're in a panic inside the bunker. When the lawyers start digging, the ugly faces of the UG scam artists will do what they do best...lie about lying.

Anonymous said...

Tru dat

Anonymous said...

Reseachers who try to prove racism inferiority do breathtakingly shoddy work.

They don't understand what heritability means. They don't understand life history theory. They grossly misrepresent other people's work. They have to make up extremely dubious new mathematical methods to get the results they want. Independent attempts don't replicate their findings. They make vastly inflated claims for what their findings show.

Also, they get their research funding from this one group that was founded by a man who greatly admired the Nazis. One suspects they have an incentive to produce certain results.

Their work contains truly outrageous selection bias, such as weighting measurements from a half dozen people in the 1800s just as heavily as those from several hundred people in the 1980s. And then there are the outright falsifications, like Richard Lynn giving the average IQ of 48 developmentally disabled Spanish children as the average IQ of Equatorial Guinea. Systematic studies give results that are well within the known range of environmental effects on IQ (which are large). Oh, and that's another thing; racist researchers tend to handwave the fact that the people they want to believe are genetically inferior tend to be malnourished and poorly educated. There's simply no good reason to believe there are significant genetic effects on top of the known effects of anemia, hookworm infections, poor education, etc.

There you go shitbag

Anonymous said...

Who are these fucking moron liberals who tell you where you get FACTS and then tear down the sources they dreamed up. These sick puppies need a few sessions with Dr. Phil. They can't be that fucking dumb as to get themselves all worked up and start believing the very bullshit they dream up in their heads

Anonymous said...

You need a few sessions with Dr. Phil if you believe that quack has any medical or psychiatric knowledge.

Anonymous said...

Wow 1:46,
Your wife sure doesn't think so when she is going down on them.

Anonymous said...

2:25 Of course you would be an expert on that too, right?

Anonymous said...

Wow 2:25 My slaves do your sister. What a coincidence. Please tell her she needs to do something about that gawd awful odor.

Anonymous said...

Your a cuck.

Anonymous said...

do tell us about the industrial and scientific advances made by blacks.

Moveable type? Whites.

Railroads? Whites.

Who explored the world and tamed continents? Whites.

Cars? Whites.

Penicillin? Whites.

Flying? Whites?

Internet? Whites?

Soap? Whites. (that's a laugh, black people inventing soap)

Who readily submitted to slavery? Blacks lol.

Yeah back to your mud hut.

Anonymous said...

TKC commenters who can't stick to the posted topic are so SHY, POLITE, and INTELLIGENT, it's just amazing!

A little kid who happens to be white, tragically dies in an accident, and these WATER-ON-THE-BRAIN floating rafts of retardation start a written war over:

Party Politics 7:40AM
Jackson County politics 8:25AM
Deaths at Disney 8:54AM
Atheism 8:59AM
Racism 9:03AM
Jealousy of TKC 9:58AM
Sly James' pizza parties 10:11AM
Gays and medical marijuana 11:25AM
Incest claims 11:33AM
Political cocksucking 11:37AM
Funeral protests and drunken Germans 11:40AM
God's wrath on gold-digging scumbags 11:46AM
Defective Velcro theories 12:35PM
GoFundMe 12:57PM
More racism 1:03PM
Drama queens 1:07PM
Reddit, velcro, origin of species, Adam and Eve, Noah's Ark, Mt. Everest, True Romance, mafia gangsters, Quentin Tarantino, and genetics!! I kid you not!! 1:30PM
Crock of shit responding to 1:30 above 1:46PM
Racism, research, Nazis, IQ, malnourishment, poor education, anemia, and hookworm!! 2:11PM
Fucking moron liberals, sick puppies, Dr. Phil, bullshit dreams 2:21PM
Wife and sister sex slut accusations 2:26 thru 3:13PM

What was the original topic? Oh yeah, a kid who died in a waterpark accident!!!!!!!!

Though you'd never know it from the BOZOS above.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you asshole. Especially about the criticisms of the very valid Velcro comments. Which this piece of shit park is responsible for and almost certainly a major factor in the fatal accident.

Anonymous said...

3:48 PM Hammer-Head.

Anonymous said...

This is not going to be nice at all. The kid that died is one of 4 kids. He is second to the oldest. His dad wasn't in office that long. The dead kid was from a BIG family and big families require big money. No way could these people pay for 4 kids college unless there was a cash money pay day. Maybe 3 kids college, but with a little extra cash I am sure the entire family will be college educated, or at least JOCO JUCO educated. 4 kids is too many, they had one to spare.

Anonymous said...

Well let's just let the pro's investigate the fuck outta this and whatever happened,the family deserves e every last dime they can and will get..push the death-slide over,set it on fire,close the park ,forever and at long last,.most of the commenters I've read here today,who are still pissed off,over being turned away by staff , to ride death-slide because they were found to be legally retarded. You all can take a breather.... it's getting late a anyway.mama will be off work soon and bringing your e extra-value-meal home soon.. besides,you may have one more chance to kickoff,,so back to porn hub,all of you..go on Git

Anonymous said...

3:54 You don't know shit. you are just acting fucking mental and trying to blow smoke up everyone's ass to0 get them to side withy yo9u. Shut your ignorant fucking pie hole and wait for the investigation. Not that it will matter to your kind. You are the same bunch that try to spin that thug ass Michael Brown as a hero. What fucking credibility...

Anonymous said...

3:38 If you don't like everyone get the fuck out. No one needs your fucki9ng MSNBC wannabe analysis or your fucking permission to have an opinion.

Anonymous said...

what's your point 3:48.

if we want to talk about how horribly offensive and the tremendous drain on society blacks are, that's what we're going to discuss.

We're right after all. It's true after all.

Anonymous said...

What is all the bitching about posts? This is a blog. Besides Tony will be by later to purge and clean out what doesn't conform with his side. Then he will call the slanted result things like, "free speech" and "open threads" (FOR NOW). Put it back in your pants boys and just chill. Big Daddy will take care of everything.

Anonymous said...

On Tony's KC, everyone is an expert on everything.

And because it's anonymous, no one is culpable.

You people need to find something constructive to do.

Anonymous said...

You can start with hugging a root

Maude Flanders said...

Shut the slide down, save the children.

Anonymous said...

Build another slide and don't let the kids on unless accompanied by a parent with ID. That damn thing is too good for the little twerps anyway.

Anonymous said...

4:55 ....so that would leave just one expert here and that would be you?

Anonymous said...

What self respecting person would go to any public pool, full of public piss? Then ride a raft that is not connected to a track? Pure stupidity from the get go.

Anonymous said...

The olympic team?

Anonymous said...

Well the bright spot is if this kid grew up to be like his dad, he won't now. There are certainly more than enough bigoted, ignorant assholes running Kansas as it is, Scott Schwab is a real piece of shit. Just like Brownback and Kobach.

Anonymous said...

Truth in advertising- just rename the ride "The Decapitator." people will flock to it