Tuesday, July 01, 2014

FAIR WARNING OF WILD TIMES AHEAD: KANSAS CITY ZOO FREE DAYS START NOW!!!



Before anybody else in town, our bloggy community provided first look at Kansas City Zoo Free Day coupons.

And now . . .

FAIR WARNING!!! KANSAS CITY ZOO FREE DAYS START NOW!!!

More deets and a sign that the people @ Jazzoo never really did pay their way: Free days at KC Zoo to begin again on July 1

The theory is that coupons will offset some of the TRAGIC, RAMPANT, VIOLENCE AND CHAOS that marked the earlier Free Day hot mess.

However, this is a theory from the same people who devised a FOREVER TAX so that Kansas City could subsidize this local money pit until the end of days.

8 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Wednesday is July 2nd Tony... But much like a KCMO scholar, we don't expect much from you in the way of reading comprehension

Anonymous said...

Got mine in the mail last week and promptly tossed it in the trash. Don't see one reason to go to a shithole zoo that lets out of control teens run rampant and has serious security issues.

And yes, I have been to the zoo in the past year. I was severely disappointed in the run down condition and the lack of animal exhibits.

Once you get past the glitzy shit up front like the Polar Bears and Penguins, the rest is in shambles.

Anonymous said...

NIGGER TIME!!!!!!!!

P Bear said...

That's right, 8:49 got it. "Glitzy" Polar Bear. Fuck a bunch of penguins. Check out what we do to penguins.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvqMJDc3HTQ

WELCOME TO DETROIT said...

WELCOME TO DETOILET

The apes run the zoo!

Anonymous said...

Why does the east side need free zoo passes anyway? It's sure as hell not like they pay taxes, and if they want to see a chimp show they can look out their own huts any day of the week and see TNB at its best.

Blank Stare said...

Easy. Switch the coupons around... swap with your neighbors in bulk. Surely, they'll be some crackhead on the corner trying to sell the free passes in bulk. It was a good idea before it was introduced to the hood.

P Bear said...

Breaking News from the Zoo:

650 peaceful zoo fans enjoyed watching the polar bears and those stupid ass penguins. All quiet.

The only problem today was the monkey pen. Those assholes were acting up, throwing their shit everywhere. Not the Plaza monkeys, no these were our own zoo monkeys.

We didn't see "Hoodisrattis" today. No Negros...just folks enjoying a nice day at the zoo.

Moral of this story...keep the negros under control and everyone enjoys the day !