Monday, June 16, 2014

TKC FIRST LOOK: CELEBRATE KANSAS CITY ZOO FREE DAY FUN COUPONS!!!



Here's direct mail evidence of Kansas City sinking into a tragic abyss where even a day at the zoo can turn into a disaster.

HERE'S THE TKC EPIC FIRST LOOK @ KANSAS CITY ZOO FREE DAY VOUCHERS NOW HITTING THE STREETS!!!

Read the fine print . . . You have to bring an another form of evidence that confirms the mail address to the post card. I think there's also a "no-flash-mob" clause in there somewhere . . .



Again, Kansas City moved to the voucher system after random gunfire, fighting and near riot conditions made the free day a disaster and a political embarrassment for Zoo (Forever) Tax supporters and Mayor Sly James.

This free day coupon fix is the solution to a problem that has more to do with parenting and rampant taxation than anything else.

Developing . . .

16 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Great. Now let's start with school vouchers.

Anonymous said...

An entire city forced to change the way it goes about EVERY aspect of life because of our homegrown nig nog problem.

Just imagine what this city could be without them.

Anonymous said...

Zoo = Detroit.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure the folks causing trouble at previous Free Zoo Days were doing it because they were upset over, "parenting and rampant taxation."

CH said...

Parenting maybe. But I don't think flash mobs care about taxes. They'll never pay them.

Anonymous said...

Free days at the zoo mean the city is sinking into a tragic abyss.

I rolled my eyes so hard they hurt now.

Anonymous said...

You,sir clearly don't know a BOONDOGGLE!!
when you read of one.

who ma daddy??? said...

Overheard at the Chimp compound...."you ma daddy?????"

Anonymous said...

So you have to show a post card and another form of ID to visit the zoo for free but that's racist if you are asked to do that to vote?

P Bear said...

Overheard at the Chimp compound......" Free Zoo Day, let's get the fuck outta here".

Primates already planning a breakout just before FZD.

The New Zoo Review said...

On these Tuesdays there will be a huge increase in the zoo population of apes, chimps, baboons and monkeys.

Enter At Your Own Risk

Anonymous said...

Hey dummy, you block out the one address but leave three others visible on the same form?

Anonymous said...

HUD-Subsidized senior living, eh Tony?

Anonymous said...

Hi im Tony, and I hate everything KC except Alonzo's dong.

Anonymous said...

Let's see, who do we know that lives at 1735 Summit and is not bright enough to block out all instances of his address on a pictured flyer...

Anonymous said...

isnt that los tules the place that serves dog food