TKC FIRST LOOK: CELEBRATE KANSAS CITY ZOO FREE DAY FUN COUPONS!!!



Here's direct mail evidence of Kansas City sinking into a tragic abyss where even a day at the zoo can turn into a disaster.

HERE'S THE TKC EPIC FIRST LOOK @ KANSAS CITY ZOO FREE DAY VOUCHERS NOW HITTING THE STREETS!!!

Read the fine print . . . You have to bring an another form of evidence that confirms the mail address to the post card. I think there's also a "no-flash-mob" clause in there somewhere . . .



Again, Kansas City moved to the voucher system after random gunfire, fighting and near riot conditions made the free day a disaster and a political embarrassment for Zoo (Forever) Tax supporters and Mayor Sly James.

This free day coupon fix is the solution to a problem that has more to do with parenting and rampant taxation than anything else.

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Comments

  1. Great. Now let's start with school vouchers.

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  2. An entire city forced to change the way it goes about EVERY aspect of life because of our homegrown nig nog problem.

    Just imagine what this city could be without them.

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  3. Zoo = Detroit.

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  4. I'm sure the folks causing trouble at previous Free Zoo Days were doing it because they were upset over, "parenting and rampant taxation."

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  5. Parenting maybe. But I don't think flash mobs care about taxes. They'll never pay them.

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  6. Free days at the zoo mean the city is sinking into a tragic abyss.

    I rolled my eyes so hard they hurt now.

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  7. You,sir clearly don't know a BOONDOGGLE!!
    when you read of one.

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  8. who ma daddy???6/17/14, 12:30 AM

    Overheard at the Chimp compound...."you ma daddy?????"

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  9. So you have to show a post card and another form of ID to visit the zoo for free but that's racist if you are asked to do that to vote?

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  10. Overheard at the Chimp compound......" Free Zoo Day, let's get the fuck outta here".

    Primates already planning a breakout just before FZD.

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  11. The New Zoo Review6/17/14, 10:53 AM

    On these Tuesdays there will be a huge increase in the zoo population of apes, chimps, baboons and monkeys.

    Enter At Your Own Risk

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  12. Hey dummy, you block out the one address but leave three others visible on the same form?

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  13. HUD-Subsidized senior living, eh Tony?

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  14. Hi im Tony, and I hate everything KC except Alonzo's dong.

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  15. Let's see, who do we know that lives at 1735 Summit and is not bright enough to block out all instances of his address on a pictured flyer...

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  16. isnt that los tules the place that serves dog food

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