Thursday, June 26, 2014

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY'S OWN ESTHER HONIG CREATES INTERNATIONAL NEWS SENSATION WITH PHOTOSHOP GLOBAL BEAUTY STANDARD EXAMINATION!!!



Kansas City journalist and blogger Esther Honig recently developed a ground breaking idea that's now an international sensation.

Not to brag, but this blog was the first to call out Peregrine Honig's little sis in a recent fashion layout where she was unnamed but not unnoticed.

And now . . .

THIS KANSAS CITY NEWSIE HAS MADE INTERNATIONAL HEADLINES AND BECOME A VIRAL SENSATION WITH A PHOTOSHOP COMPARISON OF GLOBAL BEAUTY STANDARDS THAT STARTED RIGHT HERE IN THIS COWTOWN!!!

Here's how she did it:

"Journalist, blogger and freelancing reporter for KCUR Esther Honig came up with the idea Before & After while working as the social media manager for a small startup. Honig's boss introduced her to the freelancing platform Fiverr, which "allowed me to contract nearly 40 individuals, from more than 25 countries such as Sri Lanka, Ukraine, The Philippines, and Kenya. Some are experts in their field, others are purely amateur," she wrote."



We kinda feel just a bit left out here . . . SO HERE'S HOW TKC PHOTOSHOPPED HER IMAGE TO REFLECT ACCURATE KANSAS CITY BEAUTY STANDARDS:



Check the LATEST links, mainstream media newsies can thank TKC for reading it first here so they can go file their reports later. Natch.

Buzz Feed: This Woman Had Her Face Photoshopped In Over 25 Countries To Examine Global Beauty Standards

E Online: A Woman Photoshopped Her Face to Illustrate the "Ideal" Beauty Standards of 25 Different Countries

Cosmo UK: Is there a global beauty standard? This woman had her face photoshopped in over 25 countries to find out.

46 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Great idea sounds like a new mini series. Wonder if it will be as raunchy as GIRLS?

Anonymous said...

I sure don't want to fuck her in the ass and cum all over her tits.

Anonymous said...

702 I do want to know her views of unsolicited bulk email.

Anonymous said...

Sri Lanka, Ukraine, The Philippines, and Kenya.....what ground breaking beauty tips did she garner from those shit hole places.

Nothing here.....move along.

Pimpdaddy Sly said...

There are many Ho Nigs on Independence Ave. who were not photoshopped to any standards whatsoever.

Anonymous said...

8:45 Glazer has dated most of them .

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ 8:52

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile the Mayor was just busted on a basically brazen all out lie about the streetcar - burns and mac thing and where's the coverage?

Anonymous said...

Really impressive project. I like the gold necklace, flowing hair look. What country was that?

Anonymous said...

No photoshopping could make her attractive.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmm...this time I wanna pound her ass and wipe my shit covered dick on her feet! THAT would be a thing of beauty!

Anonymous said...

9:21 is a practitioner of coprophagy and still thinks this ugly bitch wants his tiny pecker in her turd launcher?

Anonymous said...

Tony:

If I was her father, I would kick your ass.

Proud moment fatso.

Anonymous said...

9:26 would like it wiped all over his liberal weeny face, wouldn't you liberal faggot?

Blaz Tavers, social anthropologist said...

Who would have ever guessed that a symmetrical face with big eyes and lips would be considered fuckable worldwide?

Just groundbreaking stuff right there.

Anonymous said...

@936, forget it. Tony spends a lot of time and effort avoiding the reality that 959 pretty much represents the majority of his readership.

Reasoning with him would be like reasoning with a terrorist.

Just be glad your kids don't visit 959's house.

Anonymous said...

Once AGAIN, we are reminded that the Honig family business is SELF-PROMOTION!!!!!!!

I guess it was only old-school journalists who were taught to report the story, and not to become the story. Today there is a plethora of self-promotional, attention-starved, self-centered, conceit-filled "media" journalists....just turn on your local news and you're bombarded with commercials hyping the station's "celebrity" talking heads.

In 1968, the artist Andy Warhol was quoted as saying, "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes." Regrettably, too many of those pursuing media careers seek to fulfill Mr. Warhol's prediction for themselves.

Anonymous said...

So why is it if this broad is such an international sensation the other sensation, Ol' Get in Their Pants at all costs Tony, seems to be the only guy who had even heard if this chick? Id this Tony Bones' (another senasation) cousin or something?

Anonymous said...

Once AGAIN, we are reminded that the Honig family business is SELF-PROMOTION!!!!!!!

I guess it was only old-school journalists who were taught to report the story, and not to become the story. Today there is a plethora of self-promotional, attention-starved, self-centered, conceit-filled "media" journalists....just turn on your local news and you're bombarded with commercials hyping the station's "celebrity" talking heads.

In 1968, the artist Andy Warhol was quoted as saying, "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes." Regrettably, too many of those pursuing media careers seek to fulfill Mr. Warhol's prediction for themselves.

6/26/14, 10:48 AM


I want to know who this is because they were right on everything media-related; Tony included.

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face and tits. Then i'd piss and shit all over her for good measure.

Anonymous said...

....just clean up after yourself. I'm tired of you making a damn mess......

Chance Pootay, new soccer fan in P&L District said...

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!!
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!!
Or lose, but not by enough goals that it matters.
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL LOSE, BUT WIN ANYWAY!!
OH MY GOD MY DICK FEELS SO LONG AND HARD RIGHT NOW!!!

Anonymous said...

Maybe next time she could model her vagina in 23 different countries styles! Brazilian, landing strip, crusted over, mutilated, full bush, etc...

Anonymous said...

Tony says, "look at my blog Mom. Are you proud of my achievement?"

Juggs Magraw said...

All men, be they pygmies in darkest Africa or Afro-Americans from darkest Chicago, prefer white women with big tits.

Anonymous said...

It roped you in you hard-charger 2:29.

Now get back out there setting the world on fire!!

Anonymous said...

So, cum rape guy turns out to be a hipster.

Anonymous said...

I think she has a lupus rash. The butterfly rash over her nose. Lupus.

Anonymous said...

@ 219, at least he did not take out loans for a college degree.

Anonymous said...

This blog is gettin weaker and weaker and seems top drop each time Tony does a puff piece on his hero Aloonzo Dipshittington.

If tony keeps posting thse consumate loosers his blog might just disappear.

Anonymous said...

For the "self loathing" guy, I enjoy watching haters go down. 258, truth.

Anonymous said...

TKC looks to be playing to the bigger Internet. Not a bad strategy.

Anonymous said...

You guys are weird.

Anonymous said...

Ho
Nig

Anonymous said...

"Mom, this is my blog. Look what I made'.

POS

Anonymous said...

If there's one thing I can't stand it's "consumate loosers."

Fucking rube retard.

Gardner said...

Buzz feed is kind of like a content mill. I admire her work when it's more genuine but this is more like fodder for women's magazines stuff. Still, she is a very beautiful young woman and she obviously has a flair for self promotion.

Anonymous said...

Eeek...4:38 PM...the shoe musta fit ya Dipshittington.

Blaz Tavers, local art critic/gadfly said...

Attractiveness Index in Determining if Art has any merit:

The facts: If this broad is fat and ugly NOBODY gives a shit about her little middle school experiment.

The verdict: Shitty "performance" art.

Anonymous said...

Your a tard too. And this place is for winners!

Anonymous said...

ROTFAGLMMFAO @ 5:52 PM

you are beyond help dude...go on back to Allentown Pa where yore dummass came from.

Anonymous said...

Where is the Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz guy when we really need him?

The WILD MAN said...

Wild man! We miss you. You haven't been around much. We think you're probably an okay guy despite it all!

Anonymous said...

So, the cum-rape guy is no beyond hope?

Is their fucking gravity in this blog? What color is the sky in your world?

Anonymous said...

She's purdy, I'd like to buy her a steak dinner.

But I don't like all that media junk, she'll have to know her place if she wants to be successful in Kansas City!

Anonymous said...

whose dick do you have to suck and/or whose daughter is she to end up on the front page of kansascity.com for asking people to photoshop her face?