TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY'S OWN ESTHER HONIG CREATES INTERNATIONAL NEWS SENSATION WITH PHOTOSHOP GLOBAL BEAUTY STANDARD EXAMINATION!!!



Kansas City journalist and blogger Esther Honig recently developed a ground breaking idea that's now an international sensation.

Not to brag, but this blog was the first to call out Peregrine Honig's little sis in a recent fashion layout where she was unnamed but not unnoticed.

And now . . .

THIS KANSAS CITY NEWSIE HAS MADE INTERNATIONAL HEADLINES AND BECOME A VIRAL SENSATION WITH A PHOTOSHOP COMPARISON OF GLOBAL BEAUTY STANDARDS THAT STARTED RIGHT HERE IN THIS COWTOWN!!!

Here's how she did it:

"Journalist, blogger and freelancing reporter for KCUR Esther Honig came up with the idea Before & After while working as the social media manager for a small startup. Honig's boss introduced her to the freelancing platform Fiverr, which "allowed me to contract nearly 40 individuals, from more than 25 countries such as Sri Lanka, Ukraine, The Philippines, and Kenya. Some are experts in their field, others are purely amateur," she wrote."



We kinda feel just a bit left out here . . . SO HERE'S HOW TKC PHOTOSHOPPED HER IMAGE TO REFLECT ACCURATE KANSAS CITY BEAUTY STANDARDS:



Check the LATEST links, mainstream media newsies can thank TKC for reading it first here so they can go file their reports later. Natch.

Buzz Feed: This Woman Had Her Face Photoshopped In Over 25 Countries To Examine Global Beauty Standards

E Online: A Woman Photoshopped Her Face to Illustrate the "Ideal" Beauty Standards of 25 Different Countries

Cosmo UK: Is there a global beauty standard? This woman had her face photoshopped in over 25 countries to find out.

Comments

  1. Great idea sounds like a new mini series. Wonder if it will be as raunchy as GIRLS?

    ReplyDelete
  2. I sure don't want to fuck her in the ass and cum all over her tits.

    ReplyDelete
  3. 702 I do want to know her views of unsolicited bulk email.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Sri Lanka, Ukraine, The Philippines, and Kenya.....what ground breaking beauty tips did she garner from those shit hole places.

    Nothing here.....move along.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Pimpdaddy Sly6/26/14, 8:45 AM

    There are many Ho Nigs on Independence Ave. who were not photoshopped to any standards whatsoever.

    ReplyDelete
  6. 8:45 Glazer has dated most of them .

    ReplyDelete
  7. LMAO @ 8:52

    ReplyDelete
  8. Meanwhile the Mayor was just busted on a basically brazen all out lie about the streetcar - burns and mac thing and where's the coverage?

    ReplyDelete
  9. Really impressive project. I like the gold necklace, flowing hair look. What country was that?

    ReplyDelete
  10. No photoshopping could make her attractive.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Hmmmmmm...this time I wanna pound her ass and wipe my shit covered dick on her feet! THAT would be a thing of beauty!

    ReplyDelete
  12. 9:21 is a practitioner of coprophagy and still thinks this ugly bitch wants his tiny pecker in her turd launcher?

    ReplyDelete
  13. Tony:

    If I was her father, I would kick your ass.

    Proud moment fatso.

    ReplyDelete
  14. 9:26 would like it wiped all over his liberal weeny face, wouldn't you liberal faggot?

    ReplyDelete
  15. Blaz Tavers, social anthropologist6/26/14, 10:30 AM

    Who would have ever guessed that a symmetrical face with big eyes and lips would be considered fuckable worldwide?

    Just groundbreaking stuff right there.

    ReplyDelete
  16. @936, forget it. Tony spends a lot of time and effort avoiding the reality that 959 pretty much represents the majority of his readership.

    Reasoning with him would be like reasoning with a terrorist.

    Just be glad your kids don't visit 959's house.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Once AGAIN, we are reminded that the Honig family business is SELF-PROMOTION!!!!!!!

    I guess it was only old-school journalists who were taught to report the story, and not to become the story. Today there is a plethora of self-promotional, attention-starved, self-centered, conceit-filled "media" journalists....just turn on your local news and you're bombarded with commercials hyping the station's "celebrity" talking heads.

    In 1968, the artist Andy Warhol was quoted as saying, "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes." Regrettably, too many of those pursuing media careers seek to fulfill Mr. Warhol's prediction for themselves.

    ReplyDelete
  18. So why is it if this broad is such an international sensation the other sensation, Ol' Get in Their Pants at all costs Tony, seems to be the only guy who had even heard if this chick? Id this Tony Bones' (another senasation) cousin or something?

    ReplyDelete
  19. Once AGAIN, we are reminded that the Honig family business is SELF-PROMOTION!!!!!!!

    I guess it was only old-school journalists who were taught to report the story, and not to become the story. Today there is a plethora of self-promotional, attention-starved, self-centered, conceit-filled "media" journalists....just turn on your local news and you're bombarded with commercials hyping the station's "celebrity" talking heads.

    In 1968, the artist Andy Warhol was quoted as saying, "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes." Regrettably, too many of those pursuing media careers seek to fulfill Mr. Warhol's prediction for themselves.

    6/26/14, 10:48 AM


    I want to know who this is because they were right on everything media-related; Tony included.

    ReplyDelete
  20. I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face and tits. Then i'd piss and shit all over her for good measure.

    ReplyDelete
  21. ....just clean up after yourself. I'm tired of you making a damn mess......

    ReplyDelete
  22. Chance Pootay, new soccer fan in P&L District6/26/14, 1:01 PM

    I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!!
    I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!!
    Or lose, but not by enough goals that it matters.
    I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL LOSE, BUT WIN ANYWAY!!
    OH MY GOD MY DICK FEELS SO LONG AND HARD RIGHT NOW!!!

    ReplyDelete
  23. Maybe next time she could model her vagina in 23 different countries styles! Brazilian, landing strip, crusted over, mutilated, full bush, etc...

    ReplyDelete
  24. Tony says, "look at my blog Mom. Are you proud of my achievement?"

    ReplyDelete
  25. Juggs Magraw6/26/14, 2:24 PM

    All men, be they pygmies in darkest Africa or Afro-Americans from darkest Chicago, prefer white women with big tits.

    ReplyDelete
  26. It roped you in you hard-charger 2:29.

    Now get back out there setting the world on fire!!

    ReplyDelete
  27. So, cum rape guy turns out to be a hipster.

    ReplyDelete
  28. I think she has a lupus rash. The butterfly rash over her nose. Lupus.

    ReplyDelete
  29. @ 219, at least he did not take out loans for a college degree.

    ReplyDelete
  30. This blog is gettin weaker and weaker and seems top drop each time Tony does a puff piece on his hero Aloonzo Dipshittington.

    If tony keeps posting thse consumate loosers his blog might just disappear.

    ReplyDelete
  31. For the "self loathing" guy, I enjoy watching haters go down. 258, truth.

    ReplyDelete
  32. TKC looks to be playing to the bigger Internet. Not a bad strategy.

    ReplyDelete
  33. You guys are weird.

    ReplyDelete
  34. "Mom, this is my blog. Look what I made'.

    POS

    ReplyDelete
  35. If there's one thing I can't stand it's "consumate loosers."

    Fucking rube retard.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Your a tard too. And this place is for winners!

      Delete
  36. Buzz feed is kind of like a content mill. I admire her work when it's more genuine but this is more like fodder for women's magazines stuff. Still, she is a very beautiful young woman and she obviously has a flair for self promotion.

    ReplyDelete
  37. Eeek...4:38 PM...the shoe musta fit ya Dipshittington.

    ReplyDelete
  38. Blaz Tavers, local art critic/gadfly6/26/14, 5:50 PM

    Attractiveness Index in Determining if Art has any merit:

    The facts: If this broad is fat and ugly NOBODY gives a shit about her little middle school experiment.

    The verdict: Shitty "performance" art.

    ReplyDelete
  39. ROTFAGLMMFAO @ 5:52 PM

    you are beyond help dude...go on back to Allentown Pa where yore dummass came from.

    ReplyDelete
  40. Where is the Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz guy when we really need him?

    ReplyDelete
  41. The WILD MAN6/26/14, 6:23 PM

    Wild man! We miss you. You haven't been around much. We think you're probably an okay guy despite it all!

    ReplyDelete
  42. So, the cum-rape guy is no beyond hope?

    Is their fucking gravity in this blog? What color is the sky in your world?

    ReplyDelete
  43. She's purdy, I'd like to buy her a steak dinner.

    But I don't like all that media junk, she'll have to know her place if she wants to be successful in Kansas City!

    ReplyDelete
  44. whose dick do you have to suck and/or whose daughter is she to end up on the front page of kansascity.com for asking people to photoshop her face?

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

TKC COMMENT POLICY:

Be percipient, be nice. Don't be a spammer. BE WELL!!!

- The Management