Thursday, June 12, 2014

CELEBRATE PITCH COVER GIRL THIS WEEK: PEREGRINE'S LIL' SIS ESTHER ROSE HONIG!!!



Once again my betters have bested me . . .

CHECK THIS VICTORY FOR TKC NEMSIS PEREGRINE HONIG AS HER LIL' SIS HOTTIE ESTHER ROSE MAKES THE COVER OF THE PITCH!!!

I'm gonna go pick up a copy right now because I'm really interested in all of last week's news told in 5000 word summaries along with 44 pages of ads. I keed, I keed I love the Pitch, it's literally the only dead tree item TKC will read . . . Anyhoo...



We will concede this battle but promise to return even stronger as OUR CONSTANT FIGHT AGAINST PEREGRINE continues . . .

17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

If I made it on the cover of the Pitch I sure as fuck would not be bragging about it.

Chester said...

Probably not a problem you'll have to worry about.

Bwahahahahahahaaha!

Anonymous said...

Rich Little Precious Sulking Princess

Anonymous said...

Hoe
Nig

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her in the ass and wipe my shit covered cock all over her hair!

Anonymous said...

Quite the piece of work you have created here Tony.

Venue for sick perverts to express themselves. I just hope none live on my block.

Anonymous said...

Fuckin sick 545.

Don't be around children.

If there was ever a reason for censorship, you have demonstrated it.

Anonymous said...

Cum rape guy getting the sick attention he needs.

Anonymous said...

Named after a falcon, looks like a bird

Anonymous said...

Lets guess, shes a Crossroads/model/artist/etc.

Only in KC (or a smaller city) would these sisters get this much attention.

Anonymous said...

I have no idea what we are talking about.

Anonymous said...

Something strange going on here.

Ever notice how everybody talks about the KC arts scene, the KC arts district, etc etc etc but NEVER says anything about actual KC ART?

This lady is a KC artist whose work is in major, important galleries and museums. In other words, an artist who should be taken seriously. All we get to read about is that she has a hot sister. WTF? And y'all wonder why Kansas City is regarded as a hick town.

Anonymous said...

RE: 7:39

The reason people talk about the "Art Scene" and "Arts District" is BECAUSE THERE IS NO GOOD ART TO TALK ABOUT -- save for a handfull of real talent like David Ford and Larry McAnany.

Peregrine is a hack. Yes, she does have work in a couple of major collections, but that doesn't mean they're hanging anywhere. If your work in the Nelson's collection, odd's are your work is sitting stored in the basement.

Peregrine is the daughter of a wealthy banker / Federal Reserve exec. She is a poseur. If you know her, you realize what an unpleasant little bitch she has evolved into. She actually was fun about 15 years ago, when she and her Dominatrix gal-pal shared a loft in the west-bottoms building her daddy bought -- where she partied and sorta painted, and roomie Rachel had her S&M Dungeon.

Bottom line: If this self-entitled little bitch was such an AMAZING Talent, she'd be in New York or LA. AND not living with her bloated, no-talent "hubby."

And by the way 7:39, you're a fucking idiot. You probably love jackin' it to the Kardashians, too.

Anonymous said...

If it's the Summer Issue, so why is Ms Jr Poseur wearing a coat? And one that looks like it's made out of an old worn-out bath mat?

Could this be Crossroads cutting edge fashion? Or does Jr Ms Honig simply enjoy wearing discarded bathroom fabrics and materials.

I do, however, enjoy the startled look on her face -- as if to say "damn, I really didn't think you could get your whole fist up my ass."

Something to ponder...

Anonymous said...

Fuck the silly bitch and her goofy cunt-sucking sister too.

Anonymous said...

5:59 - Thank you Father Flannigan. How are things art the Boy's Home?

Ester Rose said...

Why does my hair smell like shit?????