Tuesday, June 24, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY INSIDERS WONDER WHERE MAYOR SLY WIFE IS . . . NOBODY HAS SEEN HER LATELY!!! SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE!!! MAYBE EVEN CALIFORNIA!!!



Nobody ever said Kansas City public life was going to be a nice place and given that mainstream media has abandoned their obligation to report stuff that actually interests people . . .TKC is just the kind of bastard to do it . . . For the benefit, of the public discourse, America, apple pie and because everybody's already talking this anyhoo . . .

To wit . . .

KANSAS CITY INSIDERS HAVE BEEN ASKING IF ANYBODY HAS SEEN MAYOR SLY'S WIFE IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS!!! SO FAR, NOBODY SEEMS TO KNOW HER WHEREABOUTS BUT SHE CERTAINLY HASN'T BEEN SIGHTED ANYWHERE NEAR THE MAYOR LATELY!!!

Fair play, former Mayor Funky and co-Mayor Squitiro soured Kansas City on the concept of a "first lady" and prominent Mayor's wife from the start of their campaign to the tragic conclusion . . .



However . . .

Think about this . . .

- Mayor Sly has been dancing in public with GOP broads . . .

- No room for TKC to talk here but there's a noticeable recent weight gain by Mayor Sly . . .

- And he's taking selfies with just about every rando who comes across his path . . .

Long story short . . . Mayor Sly is kinda acting like a bachelor.

One Kansas City Insider sent us this message:

"TKC, I'm not saying where the Mayor's wife is . . . But I will tell you that I haven't seen her with Sly in a LONG TIME. Heck, she could be anywhere. Maybe even in CALIFORNIA!!! Now stop bothering me and please don't forget about Denise Milani."



Done.

Let's not forget that KJ is out in Cali too chasing a promising rap music career. So there's a family connection as well AND extended vacay is a nice idea . . .

WHATEVER the case . . .

For better or worse, we've caught Mayor Sly keeping a campaign promise for a change and even amid a great deal of speculation from Kansas City Insiders . . . Mayor Sly James said his wife wasn't going to run his office and he kept his word given that his spouse has been COMPLETELY out of sight.

Developing . . .

55 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, don't forget about the bow ties.

Anonymous said...

Was she in the video at Slum Fresh ?

Anonymous said...

She prolly left him because he's fat, stinky and talks too much.

Anonymous said...

Has Kansas City EVER had a attractive Mayor ?

Anonymous said...

maybe she's sick, ASSHOLE.

Anonymous said...

Sick of his fat ass, DICKWAD.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, most KC mayors = fat 'n frumpy. Unless it's Funky = bony & scary pale.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he ate her.

Anonymous said...

She keeps her nose out of city business. We should keep our nose out of hers'.

Anonymous said...

Is this REALLY any of your business?

Perhaps we would get a better cut of candidates if they did not have to expose their families to shits like you.

Anonymous said...

Nope! Bitch chose to be in the public eye the second dillwanker decided to run for mayor. Luckily for us, she wasn't all Squit-tastic. But yeppers! If she goes a'missing? People are going to talk. Bunch of assholes, thinking she's ever going to get a moment's privacy! Dumbasses.

Anonymous said...

She's having an affair with the Grape Ape.

Anonymous said...

"She could be anywhere! Maybe even East Timor!"

Anonymous said...

Bermuda Triangle?

Anonymous said...

WHO CARES?

Anonymous said...

You care ;)

Anonymous said...

I personally don't care. What I do care about are Kansas City Insiders With Axes To Grind making baseless, misleading and unfounded accusations insinuating pointless garbage against the family members of public people.

You'd think some people would have learned a little bit about courtesy and civility.

But no.

Anonymous said...

Where is she? Where the fuck did she go?

Martin Navratalova said...

Alright, 10:12... see you same time tomorrow?

Just can't stay away, huh?

Anonymous said...

Pat Klein and the team from the 29th floor are out in force today. Can't handle a little bit of spotlight cast on Sly's fat mudshark???

Anonymous said...

I thought she was a Ph.D. candidate in some social science program....maybe doing field work in Indonesia, ala Stanley Ann Dunham.

Anonymous said...

1019 is the "self loathing" guy, aka Tony's bitch.

Ans agin, he misses the point.

I could do a connect the dots diagram for you numbnutz, and the final picture would be the right of privacy. And that is directed to the 2nd Amendment schlors who present themselves as Constitutional history experts.

Nice win by the Royals yesterday. Love it when they kick hater ass.

Anonymous said...

She finally got tired of being around all those stinking, fucking niggers!

Anonymous said...

I might not be a fan of the mayor, but his wife and children should not be the subject of hateful bloggers who whine and complain about everything.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Sly keeps his white wife away because he knows how unpopular that is in the 3rd! Ever notice how he always has momma or his sister out there making public appearances? He's turned on his roots! He wants to be an elite, white, upper class socialite so much! All he does is hang out with hipster kids in the crossroads and Jan's ex (Mr Polsinelli). Pitiful, mr mayor! You ignore the "other" half of this city and your recent actions show it! You work for big business and dance for The GOP! Embarrassing and pathetic!

Anonymous said...

1111, 1019, 1012,, 946 get it.

You sorry asses who take interest in someone who is not a public figure (look up why that is significant) are more pathetic than the taunts you use to express hate.

Really are POS.

Oh, and good afternoon to the self loathing bitch.

Anonymous said...

If he's so fucking proud to be black, why the Hell didn't he marry one??

Anonymous said...

Shes focusing on keepin her kid out of jail

Anonymous said...

Someone lift his belly. She might be trapped under the fold...

Anonymous said...

Sly James is a murderer. Shady. Street name Sly says it all. Wouldn't be surprised if his wife was chopped up in little pieces in the basement. He's crazy and demented and well, I just don't put it past him.

Anonymous said...

Sure looks as if City Hall has a number of posters on this blog. Wonder if they have a staffer assigned to make shitty comments against anyone who posts anything negative against Mayor or City Hall dweebs ?

Anonymous said...

1:27 PM FTW!!!

Anonymous said...

Y'all are the best argument there is for giving Kansas City back to the Indians.

mudsharks SHOULD hide themselves said...

WHATEVER......she's a long time Mudshark! Fucking niggers and popping out more worthless half nigglets. yeah, kansas City is a shithole cowtown.

Anonymous said...

And to think, this is what you fools selected over Funkhouser.

Anonymous said...

Either one of the Funkhousers is preferable to this nigger and his mudshark wife.

Anonymous said...

Tony and the Klan Bear are having a meeting with the race based judgers this evening.

6 PM at the Golden Corral. Subjects include US History and English for Dummies. GED credit available. Shuttle service available fr the North Oak Trailer Park.

OMG, no one else listens to your racist tants?

Anonymous said...

Don't like it here?

Leave.

Interstates 29, 35 and 70 are great options.

Gaspacho said...

What pisses me off is that the Mayor is obviously paying somebody to write posts defending him and his fucked up family on the Internet.

The guy has run KC into the ground and his wife is barely around. Sorry but that's a public fact since both of them are public figures. Your stupid defense just makes it obvious you are a paid shill who is probably getting a consulting contract from the streetcar.

The Mayor has turned this city into a corrupt place where everyone is taking bribes.

RealTKCHeadlines said...

BREAKING!!! POLAR BEAR DEPARTS, SLURS CONTINUE UNABATED!!!

Anonymous said...

Ok, James has driven KC into the ground. On a more important level, that other asshole has driven this country into the ground, even further! What's the common denominator? Both are niggers....Case closed.

Anonymous said...

3:42 ........ Hit the Road Jack & Don't Come Back


Douche Bag

Anonymous said...

@ 3:42 is Byron

Anonymous said...

Say it ain't so. Anybody but the sheep shagger, Byron.

Anonymous said...

@355, see you at the Golden Corral tonight.

But have the balls to show your racism publicly.

Anonymous said...

This post is dickless bitch shit.

Signed,
Everybody in KC with a modicum of decency and a sense of what it means to be a man.

CH said...

The Mayor drove away his oldest son and it looks like he's doing the same to his wife. Megalomania has a way of doing that, let that be a word of advice to you TKC.

Anonymous said...

Breaking TKC has civil suit filed against him.....

Anonymous said...

8:01, shit! What bullshit!

Anonymous said...

@708. Truth.

Plaza Perv Merv said...

I like it, made me laugh. That's all I ask for when talking about this shitweed town and it's corrupt black mayor.

Greedo said...

These are public figures, they chose this life. Nobody asked the Mayor to put his family under public scrutiny. He volunteered for it.

But some people in Kansas City would rather let the mayor and his friends steal from KC rather than question his motives or his plan. You wimps are making this city worthless and the sad truth is that few of you have roots in KCMO and most are just passing through or have a government contract.

Keep up the good work TKC. Keep questioning this bum and let him know he doesn't get a free pass.

Anonymous said...

Sly's a good guy. Like him a lot better than I like a blogger.

Anonymous said...

True dat.

The Black Male Monster said...

The Black Male Monster disrespects even the most loyal women. The Black Male Monster has an insatiable desire to dominate and control. Educated women want little to do with a overbearing, ruthless, slickster like Sly. No doubt, because of this monster's need to dominant, this poor woman is either dead, dying or taken her selfesteem back and fled. Either way, the Black Male Monster will pretend as if nothing is wrong because is is pride-filled. He's never wrong even when the writing is on the wall...