Kansas City area violence already gearing up for the weekend . . .
- A man was shot in the leg after a fight broke out across the street from a Kansas City nightclub Lafferty's Lounge early Thursday morning.
- Double Homicide Investigation at Memorial Park Cemetery, near 12th and Cemetery Drive.
- Kansas City police are investigating a shooting near 24th Street and Denver Avenue early Thursday morning.
More in a bit . . .
Start The BBQs/Vigils/Grifter Speeches!
ReplyDeleteWow, what GREAT service the criminals provided by delivering the bodies to the cemetery!
ReplyDeleteBut, alas...no flowers.
Does that cemetery have gift cards?
ReplyDelete'Cause if they do, I'll be havin some of them because they won't let those bodies loiter...because they are RACIST!!!!!!!!
Schlitterbahn will be introducing a new attraction later this year that represents life in KC.
ReplyDeleteIt will be a dual ride called Homislide/KC Crimewave:
You are killed in one of several exciting ways on the Homislide and then your corpse bobs around for a while in the KC Crimewave catchpool.
It promises to be a killer attraction!
The KC Zoo will also open a new attraction where you can be killed by a Silverback via excessive taxation without representation and non-existent vital services.
And the temp hasn't broken 100 yet. Just wait until it heats up a little more and the "new and improved" homicide count that Slyme and Farte are so proud of will go off the charts.
ReplyDeleteBlue Parkway and Eastwood
ReplyDelete12th & Cemetery Drive
24th and Denver
More hoodie crime.
Will a white criminal PLEASE come out. Just one. There has to be one white thug in the city that wants some pub.