Tuesday, June 10, 2014

KANSAS CITY ELITE PREP FOR 10TH ANNUAL CONGRESSMAN CLEAVER BACKYARD BBQ!!!



Kansas City Backyard BBQ season is soon to begin despite the rainy skies and dark weather.

To wit . . .

THE KANSAS CITY ELITE ARE GETTING READY FOR ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT BBQ EVENTS OF THE SEASON!!! CONGRESSMAN CLEAVER'S BBQ ALWAYS ATTRACTS THE TOP LOCAL POWER PLAYERS HUNGRY TO SERVE UP JUST A BIT OF SUMMERTIME INFLUENCE PEDDLING!!!

Take a look at the menu of the Kansas City movers and shakers on this EPIC list ...



$100 per ticket is pretty steep but there really is no better BBQ social event . . . Even if some of you think a Congressman Cleaver Summer Cash wash fundraiser would be infinitely more hilarious.

Developing . . .

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

What is Annie Presley doing on that list?

Anonymous said...

Oh, she likes niggers too...

Anonymous said...

Piece-of-shit politician if there ever was one.

636 dedicated to booger eating said...

636
You are one dedicated gomer. Good work, now take the rest of the day off and get home fast. I think your wife is getting spit roasted by a couple of black fellers.

Anonymous said...

People complain about the lack of serious representation at all levels of government, but then they go right back and elect/re-elect the same old duds.
The residents in KCMO will do exactly the same thing in the next city elections.
Cleaver's completely irrelevvant in DC; a professional backbencher.

Anonymous said...

I want to go

Anonymous said...

bbq be good! niggers can make bbq!!!!

Anonymous said...

And, you get a free car wash on the tax payers' dime.

P Bear said...

The Polar Bear can buy a bunch of Okie Joe's BBQ,

and a few Watermelons for a $100.00 and my bet

is Pootie Tang will throw in a "high yellow" for that

price.

Take your pick....Bear Picnic or GRIFTER SWARM

Anonymous said...

If your name or employer's name appears on the list of hosts for this event, you truly know NO shame.

The following will be served for guests:

Pulled Public Pork
Blackened Sole (soul)
Deep Fried Integrity
Deviled Eggs
Hot Potato Fries with dipshit sauce
Corn-on-the-Cob insertions
BBQ Beans served round the campfire
Macaroni & Government Cheese
Hushed Press Puppies

Anonymous said...

Is it hosted by the people who already own a piece of Cleaver and are they looking for more potential co-owners? I'm not sure how this buying a Congressman works.

Anonymous said...

While he is eating ribs what is he doing about the VA?

Anonymous said...

The press loves to bellyache about rich people like Sinquefield and the Kochs who donate because of their beliefs. But its OK for Burns and Mac and law firms to buy a congressman for their own profits. Most of the people on that list wouldn't vote for Cleaver if they didn't own him.

Anonymous said...

6:46 is right on.

Anonymous said...

Following the "pissed on bar b q"a silent auction will be held featuring a free Eman carwash and a "who spit on me" wax job.

Anonymous said...

7:26 Do you own a red or yellow suit? What about a fedora with a feather? Gold shoes? A shitty Caprice Classic with fake gold trim you like to pretend is a Cadillac? No? I'm sorry, you can't go.

Anonymous said...

Anyone taking any action on how many shooting victims there will be at the BBQ?

Anonymous said...

Will Cleaver be promoting a new book on running a small business?