This week Kansas City Public Television celebrates their true colors with this all white dude glimpse at the latest local news.
Tragically, our betters are kind of boring when they get together to hash things out.
The post title TKC wanted to use:
4 WHITE GUYS AND A WELSHMAN TALK KANSAS CITY THIS WEEK!!!
That's cheeky and fun but it sounds like a set-up to a joke that I can't finish and around this dump of a blog it probably ends with some jerk using the N-word.
Anyhoo . . . Celebrate diversity . . . Check the latest episode . . .
Topics include:
- Toy Train Streetcar Vs. Light Rail Votes
- Kansas Loves Koch Money
- Shuttlecock Talk, Downtown Pylons And Kansas City Public Art Money - Reality Check . . . Since the advent of the Internets, public art has taken a hit since the locals have a better chance to comment instead of counting on newsies to speak for them. Example: Everybody Hates The New CK Logo.
- Show-Me Last Chance Drugs - The most depressing conversation . . .
- Missouri Death Penalty Chatter
- Little Library Leawood Ruckus - Maybe the best way for local white people to feel oppressed this week.
- Streetcar Code Of Conduct . . . Our TKC Blog Community Broke That Story.
Again, maybe not the most thrilling 20 minutes of local discussion but certainly a MUST SEE for those of us who don't have white uncles who won't shut about about their news opinion. Confession - TKC has two white uncles who he loves very much and they probably endured my ranting at one time or another.
More in a bit . . .
Wow, a show with no Shuck-n-Jive.
ReplyDeleteI hate to tell you amigo, that Mexicans are the new white people in a couple of generations.
ReplyDeleteI was in a McDonalds the other day and the sister working the counter was getting her ass chewed by her beaner boss. He looked fairly white to me.
ReplyDeleteFour White Guys And A Welshman Walk Into A Bar
ReplyDeleteThe bartender says, "What'll you have?"
Kraske: Make mine a kangaroo (vodka martini), I'm with UMKC.
Vockrodt: I'll have a "Pitch"er of Boulevard Ale.
Helling: Falling Star (spiced rum, lime juice, OJ, tonic water) for me, as usual.
Haake: And I'm with KSHB41 NBC, so make mine a peacock (OJ, pineapple juice, banana liquer, blue curaco, melon liquer, peach schnapps, chambord).
Haines: Say barkeep, would you happen to have any Danzy Jones Whisky? And, as I'm with KCPT, perhaps you'd like to donate it?
LOL! WELL DONE
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