Wednesday, May 21, 2014

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! PETA BBQS NEARLY NAKED WOMAN ON THE PLAZA!!!



TKC down on the Kansas City Country Club Plaza right now because I heard they were going to be cooking up a white woman.

To wit...

CHECK THE FIRST PHOTOS FROM TODAY'S PETA BBQ PROTEST ON THE PLAZA!!!

We talked to campaigner Matt Bruce and he wasn't shy about this shock tactic.

The PETA spokesmam said:

"Our model is legally as naked as she is allowed to be...This is about being provocative and reminding people that meat is murder before Memorial Day cookouts...Because Kansas City is such a BBQ town."

Here is a closer look at the hottie cookout...



Sadly, TKC did not get a serving of white broad but there were plenty of corporate white dudes hanging around trying to get a sniff.

Check the presser:

PETA TO 'BARBECUE' A HUMAN IN KANSAS CITY TO SHOW THAT MEAT IS MURDER

Flesh of Nearly Naked Activist Will Be 'Grilled' to Mark National Barbecue Month

Hoping to inspire residents to realize that a corpse is a corpse—whether fish, fowl, or even Frank—PETA protesters will "cook" a nearly naked PETA member on a grill outside Jack Stack Barbecue in Kansas City, Mo., on Wednesday to mark National Barbecue Month. PETA's point? That all animals are made of flesh, bone, and blood, just as humans are, and that eating meat entails eating the corpse of an animal who was an individual with feelings and a distinct personality.

"We are challenging Kansas City residents to think about what meat really is," says PETA Senior Vice President of Communications Lisa Lange. "Flesh is flesh, and animals feel pain and suffer, just as humans do, so if you'd never consider eating another human, you might want to think twice about eating other animals."

Chickens, pigs, cows, and fish feel pain and fear just as intensely as do the animals who share our homes with us, yet they are abused in ways that would be illegal if dogs and cats were the victims. On today's factory farms, chickens and turkeys have their throats cut while they're still conscious, piglets are castrated and have their tails cut off without being given any painkillers, and cows are hung upside down and are often skinned while they're still able to feel pain. On the decks of fishing boats, fish suffocate or are cut open while they're still alive.
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Interesting side note, the PETA crew got a bit of flack from bystanders but they also recruited some support.

This young lady offered to hold a sign for a bit to help the cause.



TV newsies, feel free to use these pix.

And all of this meat talk is making me uncomfortable. TKC is gonna go grab a bagel and a coffee.

Hopefully, more in a bit...

45 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Trim the fat!

Anonymous said...

"get a serving of white broad"??? Thanks Tony for making me LOL

Anonymous said...

"get a serving of white broad"??? Thanks Tony for making me LOL

Anonymous said...

Someone should ask for their opinion on abortion.

Anonymous said...

We should barbecue a few PETA people. I bet that all organic, gluten free meat is sweet and fall-off the bone tender.

Anonymous said...

Same trick they tried a few years ago with "nekid" chicks behind a shower curtain. Old tactic.

Anonymous said...

1:59 - BINGO.

Chester said...

Looks yummy. Jack Stack will make a great dinner choice tonight. Thanks PETA!

Anonymous said...

Those thirty crappie I caught,cleaned and fried up last night were delicious ..having deer steaks tonight.
its how my family and I live, by choice. We love it.

Anonymous said...

I don't eat fat chicks.

Anonymous said...

I think they ought to concentrate their efforts on the carnivores of the animal kingdom first. I'll consider ending my consumption of meat when I see a wolf grazing in a clover patch.

Anonymous said...

And not the last white chick you will eat, either.

Fuck PeTA In The Ass With A Turkey Drumstick Wrapped In Bacon While Smearing Their Faces With Lard said...

Dare them to stick around when the nigger flash mobs are pillaging the Plaza.

Anonymous said...

Never underestimate the lengths to which bored young white people will go in order to make themselves feel important.

Protest war?
Protest the banking cartel?
Protest the surveillance state?
Protest the cost of higher education?

NO, NO, NO, and NO!!

WE CHOOSE TO PROTEST PEOPLE EATING MEAT!!!!!

Silly lame-brained youth desperately seeking the attention of strangers. Sounds like future politicians doesn't it.

Broiled Sea Kittens For Dinner said...

Tell them to fuck off, eat shit, and die.

Look up "PeTA Sea Kittens" on google. Indoctrination of our children is their goal.

What a bunch of assholes.

Here's The Best Counter Protest Idea said...

Show up where they are protesting with a well made mockup of a field dressed PeTA twit, hung by the ankles, ready to be butchered and packed for the freezer.

Bonus points if you can scout them first and fashion the mockup to look like the group leader.

Anonymous said...

Just walk on by and say, "Eat my meat".

Anonymous said...

PETA guy is sort of cute

Anonymous said...

"animals taste good." - mcgonigles t-shirt.

Anonymous said...

Tonys readers really need to get a hobby, any hobby.

Anonymous said...

hey, ya know, it probably does suck to be a cow or a pig or a chicken. and it probably IS cruel to an extent how they're butchered for our consumption. I don't care.

but, hey PETA, we are CARNIVORES first, herbivores second.

Anonymous said...

Yes, all animals have the same parts. Except for the ones that have hands. And tails. And fins. And gizzards.

Never mind -- some just taste better than others!

Anonymous said...

I hope someone made them a refreshing hemlock salad with a nice balsamic strychnine dressing.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if they'd object to me eating their pussies, like a Thirst Stricken Dog?!

Anonymous said...

They missed the Morrisey concert by one day. Fail.

Anonymous said...

I bet they all work chik fila

Hyperblogal said...

Cannibals consider vegetarians meat.

Anonymous said...

I'd come closer to eating a vegetarian than being one.

Hannibal said...

So are they serving chick filets?
Gives a new meaning to getting a piece. 1 breast and 1 leg please.

I have found that fat girls fry better.

Chester said...

This post is yummers, just like a good steak tonight!

Anonymous said...

The girl who came up and offered to hold the sign was carrying a leather purse - which the guy in the sun glasses immeditley hide behind some stuff off to the side. Hypocrite

Anonymous said...

Thirst-stricken dog guy is getting almost as popular as cum guy.

Anonymous said...

I have had several PETA women eat my meat raw and they never protested. WTF?

Anonymous said...

Click bait.

If the Cum Guy was a vegan said...

Id fuck her in the ass with a free range cock, then cum all her tits with some gluten free goo.

Anonymous said...

Did they take a day off of work to stage their protest? Hardly seems worth it

Anonymous said...

Well-done, organic vegan cum guy. Have some arugula grown in my urban tire garden as a side.

Anonymous said...

Well-done, organic vegan cum guy. Have some arugula grown in my urban tire garden as a side.

Anonymous said...

Well-done, organic vegan cum guy. Have some arugula grown in my urban tire garden as a side.

Anonymous said...

Sorry for x3 post

Anonymous said...

Where's the performance artist guy in his body bag?
He could play a Beef Wellington.
KCMO: the arts capital of the USA!!

Anonymous said...

I dont like peta, but i am sure if I faked It I could land some crazy ass puss! a first date might have to be at olive garden at the salad bar lol...the hottest bitches are the craziest ones...tap it and run from it :)

Bwaaaaaaahahahaha! said...

5:46 & 7:21 +100!

lmfao

Anonymous said...

Well they had fun and will be tokin and fokin the rest of the night.

least they won't be making a nuisance of themselves and ruining business on the Plaza tonight.

Anonymous said...

Stupid hippies, go hug a tree, and move your ass to Cali.... if you dont like KC BBQ... get tha fug outta here.!!