Thursday, May 08, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY WATER CLIP LOOKS FILTHY!!!



It's "Drink Water Week" in Kansas City and it seems that local government is exceptionally excited about hydrating the voting public.

To wit . . .

TAKE A LOOK AT A RATHER OBSCENE MOMENT FROM A KANSAS CITY WATER SERVICES PROMO!!!

Okay. . .

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CARTOON DUDE DOING TO THE KANSAS CITY WATER SUPPLY?!?!?

Now, I "tagged" but didn't otherwise touch the screencap up top . . . Here's the video to show this isn't the work of TKC but a product paid for by City Hall . . . Watch closely @ around 9 seconds in for something really nasty in this ode to Kansas City Water . . .



Yes, we've got more important stuff coming up but this dirty promo clip for Kansas City Water Services deserves more than a bit of attention.

It's bad enough that KCMO can't get an audit of the Water Dept. AND it's the place where all of the difficult employees are dumped . . . Now it seems that Kansas City water service workers are far too excited when talking about laying pipe all over the city. Natch.

31 Comments:

Anonymous said...

GOP convention is coming here for sure!

Anonymous said...

We don't drink the water straight out of the tap from the city.

Get a filtering system.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA!! Thanks for the laugh, T.

Anonymous said...

Pump it out, clean it up!

Anonymous said...

They must put some kind of dumbing down drug in the water here in CKMO before delivering it to houses and businesses via our crumbling water delivery.

Anonymous said...

One of the worst ads I've ever seen, and they spent $50,000 on it.

Anonymous said...

This just proves Pat Klein is on drugs.

Anonymous said...

There is nothing filthy in this , but it is DUMB DUMB DUMB. Miles and miles of pipe? Yes, we have come to expect this in a city.

Anonymous said...

Did the tax payers pay for that jingle? That production? I mean really? Who is the genius that thinks water is a reason folks would not want to live in this murder ridden city? How many tax payer paid man hours went into this fucking project? The judgement of these money wasting bureaucrats seriously needs to be called into question.

Anonymous said...

Fact: KCMO has one of the highest quality water systems in the country and like most good systems it exceeds the quality of many bottled waters. Carry on.

Anonymous said...

Fact: 12:05pm nobody really cares about Kansas City water. We care about city services which are being neglected by this wasteful spending boasting about bullshit people could care less about. Carry on (at your own expense, though.)

Miss Sweetie Pie said...

Mr. Tony,
I Like it! It has a beat, a bouncy beat... Oops, could be the Sangria talking.

Hey Chris!(12.05) Glad you are on the job! Did you bring your rubbers? Looks like rain today

CocoGaugin said...

ROTFLMAO !

Anonymous said...

Kansas City Missouri is a water wholesaler most is sold to the suburbs on both sides of the stateliness half of joco water is Kansas City Missouri water the infrastructure in kc serves ray town Overland Park etc a lot of joco water is from kck

Anonymous said...

Johnson countians cannot even take a shower without Kansas City Missouri

Anonymous said...

Independence is also a water wholesaler we do no need Kansas City and we sell to lees summit blue springs and grain valley

Anonymous said...

OMG. Is this a parody? Please tell me this was done by someone in St. Louis out to make us look bad.

chuck said...

Heh, heh...

Anonymous said...

That is flat out embarrassing. They (I mean we) seriously paid for that? Someone should be fired for that.

Anonymous said...

The shit you people bitch about!?!
take a fuckin pill losers

Meebo said...

City Hall seems sexy under Sly's rule!

Anonymous said...

That's Cum Guy! Only one man in KC can spew from a hose like that!

Tuluride said...

Money spent on a publicly held utility. It's not like we can choose which water service we will use. Dumbass.
Water pumped out of the Missouri... But our feckless mayor is using up a lot of lobbyist time and talent in DC to try to get his toy train rolling. We should be focusing on water rights and usage. I doubt the communities upstream are ignoring this very important issue.

Anonymous said...

Musically BORING. 1,5,4, ad nauseum

P Bear said...

Come on out to the Zoo on the next free Zoo Day and let the Bear give you a golden shower. It will be above the minimum standards and a whole lot more fun than the Killa City water.

Plus, the Bear would certainly enjoy pissing on some of you douche bags. And that's a fact jack !

Anonymous said...

Everything this city does feels like satire.

Anonymous said...

Exactly. KC is far behind.

Anonymous said...

3:40: And yet here you are. Bitching.

Anonymous said...

Given we have spent at least 20 years trying to revive KC, surely it is time for the coroner to declare her dead.

Anonymous said...

6:22 FTW

Anonymous said...

no diversity either