Sunday, May 04, 2014

THE KANSAS CITY SUNDAY NIGHT CIRCUS!!!



The show goes on tonight in Kansas City as we examine the local dog and pony show that some mistake for news.

Check it:

Long standing factoid that toy train ringleaders have been touting for quite some time: Northland streetcar option emerges, but costs are daunting

Deets:

"Planners have come up with a possible route to get streetcars over the Missouri River and into North Kansas City, but the price tag is high and the funding mechanisms uncertain. A final report is due soon, and then North Kansas City residents will have to decide how to proceed."

FACT CHECK: THAT'S NOT REALLY A NEWS STORY, IT READS MORE LIKE A PIPE DREAM WISH LIST!!!

But wait, there's more...

- A dingo named sweeps ate the journalism baby: Escaped wallaby reunited with JoCo owner

- Kansas City Racism Cuteness: Costumed dogs in Chihuahua Parade break world record in KC, organizers say

- Another Nazi Attack? Or just the Golden Ghetto getting more ratchet: Police investigate German shepherd attack in Overland Park

Think about these topics for right now, hopefully we'll have more in a bit...

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

City hall is a circus, the rest of the city seems to be doing fine.

Anonymous said...

Is Blunt Jr really a homo?

Anonymous said...

RE: "Police investigate German shepherd attack in Overland Park"


Don't mess with those sheep folks!!
The Germans are extremely protective of their livestock.

Anonymous said...

What's a dingo?

Elaine said...

The DINGO. He ate your BABY!

Anonymous said...

I'm worried about Byron.
This isn't like him.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you 10:08 let the nigger be.

Now Playing In Kansas City said...

A Streetcar Named Dysfunction

Anonymous said...

It's a jungle out there in JoCo. German shepherd ... upscale pit bull. Looks better in your Land Rover.

Anonymous said...

Ground Hog's Day.

Tony does not like the streetcar.
Bear bigot does not like blacks.
The Cum guy is frustrated because there has not been a picture posted as a candidate for sick disrespect.

And all that happens, is the same shit, different day.

March 2, 2015, November 22, August 5......all will be the same crap.

Anonymous said...

I expect more tits!

Anonymous said...

Awesome reporting! Way to go Dead Tree Media! Kansas City journalism at it's finest!

Anonymous said...

Ground Hogs Day with more Nazis coming out of the woodwork!

Anonymous said...

LOL....you politically correct, ass kissing, pole smokers now railing on a god damn dog.

Pathetic fucking losers. Cocksucking is a sin !

Anonymous said...

Some funny shit on this morning.

Iceberg Slim: Portrait of a Pimp on Showtime2

Started laughing, thinking of Pootie Tang, KC's portrait of a pimp.

Anonymous said...

Glen Miller got his dick sucked anywhere he could.

Anonymous said...

2.01 you have a Glen Miller fetish. You sound much like "bear stalker". Either way, seek help.

Anonymous said...

Suck Glen Miller's fuzzy bear dick then you fucking Nazi!