TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY ASH WEDNESDAY MIRACLE: TOP ECHELON CATHOLIC COWTOWN INSIDERS PROCLAIM THAT POPE WILL GRANT ABSOLUTION FOR BISHOP FINN!!!
For quite some time His Excellency, the Most Revered Robert Finn, Bishop of Kansas City-Saint Joseph, Missouri has been the target of scorn and derision among fallen Catholics, lawyers and so many others who have longstanding arguments against Holy Mother Church.
However, it has been revealed unto TKC that the time of redemption is now at hand.
To wit . . .
THE VERY UTMOST AND HIGHEST KANSAS CITY CATHOLIC INSIDERS TRIUMPHANTLY REJOICE THAT THE POPE IS SOON TO ABSOLVE BISHOP FINN OF ANY WRONGDOING!!!
Keeping it legal . . . Wait for it . . .
OR AT THE VERY LEAST, THERE ISN'T A CHANCE IN HELL THAT THE HOLY SEE WILL OFFER ANY REAL REBUKE OF BISHOP FINN FOR THE ONGOING KANSAS CITY CATHOLIC PRIEST SEX SCANDAL HOT MESS!!!
Yes, yes we know that Kansas City Catholics have taken their case to courts across the land and all the way to the altar of The New York Times. But the church has VERY OLD RULES that pretty much negate any push back from mere parishioners; even those in nice suits.
Or, to paraphrase Sr. Marcella while she was backhanding all the Chicanos @ St. Agnes jr. high . . . "Go tell it to the Pope."
Our most REVEREND AND ESTEEMED KANSAS CITY CATHOLIC INSIDER puts it more diplomatically . . .
"There will be no meaningful rebuke of Bishop Finn and these complaints from heretics and outsiders against the Church do not merit much attention or time from the Pontiff. In fact, the complaints barely resonate outside of Kansas City. Although the American legal system is often chaotic and unpredictable, our Church has withstood centuries of persecution and will continue our mission with faith in and help from Christ."
There was something more about the filthy mouths and bad attitudes in the comment section of this blog but that topic is for another day.
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You might burn hell TKC.
ReplyDeleteBut you'll at least go there laughing.
Laugh now, cry later.
TKC will burn in hell. I will be waiting.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone deserves backhanding, it's adolescents and Chicanos.
ReplyDeleteThe Church does not have to bow its head to Missouri state mandatory reporting laws that turns teachers, nurses, and priests into criminals.
ReplyDeleteThe Jolie Justuses of the world who seem to care so much about the church but in fact are nonbelievers or very weak left wing protestants should be ignored 100%.
The Catholic Church has a problem with homosexuals and pedos in the church. The way to solve that is by drowning them out with more acceptable candidates: allow priests to marry and have normal sexual relationships inside of marriage.
The Catholic Church, like all the rest of them, is concerned with one thing and one thing only. That, of course, is m.o.n.e.y.. All any of these thieves want to do is to relieve you of your funds and the rest of you, throw away. "Church" is the biggest racket of them all..
ReplyDeleteWell your REVEREND AND ESTEEMED KANSAS CITY CATHOLIC INSIDER can go fuck himself and he can tell the Pope the same applies to him. Bunch of damn fags and child molesters.
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ReplyDeleteKinda tough for the Pope and the Catholic Church to "Bow" it's head when it is either buried in the sand or stuck up it's own ass. Bishop Finn's criminality is a certain fact by way of plea bargain in the face of the unaambiguated evidence. The man was part of a conspiracy that willfully hid the criminal, perverted sexual activity of repeat offender priests which encouraged the continuation of that same criminal, perverted sexual actvity. The result of this activity at this point, has been criminal convictions, millions spent in litigation and a steadfast refusal to mount a sincer apology, which, if these dumb fucks has a decent Jewish PR guy, would be, again you dumb fucks, to send Bishop fucking Finn ANYWHERE but where he oversaw the effort to breed generation after generation of catamites in service of monsters.
The new business model of the Catholic Church, as we understand it now from Rome and "Catholic Insiders", in view of this latest hubris, is a Socialist Marxist paradigm which will aquire new customers and vulnerable acolytes by way of immigration and the dilution of current traditional customers which that Church is no longer interested in, hence, the big FUCK YOU from Rome.
As for the "Catholic Insider", All Toads Lead to Rome."
If a bunch of nuns was to all start being raped all the time I bet your insider wouldn't stand around and say it is Gods will. Not they would be cussing and having bad attitudes. So I as well say fuck these child molesters as well.
ReplyDeleteChuck is on the money with the money point.
ReplyDeleteSure it is the money and the Pope isn't going to admit his Bishop did wrong any more than KCPD is gong to admit it's officers smoke weed.
ReplyDeletePicture looks like those "artists" doing yesterdays Mardi Gras troll down SW Blvd
ReplyDeleteLeave it to your catholic "insider" to know about dirty mouths. Ask one of the priests that has been sucking little boy dick. They don't get much dirtier than that.
ReplyDeleteMuch like niggers who hide behind God and use Reverend. The Catholics are in centuries old denial. If this were Baptists in the back room with 10 year old boys (Byron)or any other religious group, the KKK mitre wearing, hypocrites from the Catholic church would be all over their asses. You can use all the buzz words you want...Most Esteemed, His Excellency, the Most Revered, TOP ECHELON. Call it like it is. This guy is a fucking disgrace to humanity. Rather than clean up this centuries old house of perverts, the Catholics absolve. As the bear says, noting new here.
ReplyDelete7:59 +1
ReplyDeleteWhy shouldn't the Pope absolve Bishop Finn, Jean Peters Baker already did? Jean pimped the case against Finn in return for fuck-stick Catholic votes and contributions.
ReplyDeleteI like the new Pope but if this is true, my opinion will change fast. Finn is guilty as hell and deserves to be locked up and key thrown away.
ReplyDeleteThose who do evil while hide behind God are deserving of a fire afterlife.
They hope to the pope and pray it ain't dope.
ReplyDeleteThrow the whole lot in jail. Sounds like a criminal conspiracy to me.
ReplyDelete759 illustrates how easy bigotry is.
ReplyDeleteHow about the Jews, Irish, and Mexicans?
I think we all need to come back to God and stop thinking about our own interests and maybe think about what we can do to make our Churches better. That's the only way.
ReplyDelete"Insiders"? WTF
ReplyDeleteTony is illustrating why responsible journalism should have ethics. Pulling this crap out of his ass on order to generate hits and comments by pandering to racist blogs, is reprehensible.
Ok, Tony lovers, what say we start reposting this crap 2 months later and start asking ourselves, why do we perform like P
avlov's dogs?
Delete@10:22. Do you even read the news anymore. Half of the stories are off record sources. The cover story for the pitch had the same "insiders" line.
ReplyDeleteThat's just the way of the world. Everything has turned into a blog.
@8:12 had it right. There is not much chance the pope will find Finn guilty of wrong doing if the Jackson County prosecutor let him off with a slap on the wrist.
ReplyDeleteBishop Finn deserved real punishment not just a suspended sentence. If the Pope or the prosecutors won't listen, we must take our cause to the people.
ReplyDeleteGet off the guys ass, Tony. This story is becoming an irritation and you're not being helpful.
ReplyDeleteEspecially on holy days...some Catholics don't need your politicking. It's clear you aren't into your heritage faith and have some bones to pick over your church experiences. You really should keep it to yourself.
You're starting to sound like Tea
Partiers who are constantly nipping after Obama and trying to turn Benghazi into some kind of national cause.
I thought this story was pro Finn?
ReplyDelete11:03, so you into ass raping young boys as well? You must be you attend a church that says it's ok to do.
ReplyDeleteUnitarian Universalist? Or is that just adult butt sex?
ReplyDeleteSo let's see, Muslims are promised 72 virgins for blowing up infiedels. Does that mean bishops are promised 16 little boys to blow for protecting the mother church?
ReplyDeleteSeems those trombone lessons might come in handy after all!
The Pope is just the most current advance man for this fucking scam, known as the Catholic Church. Just say a few hail Marys, click your heals and send in your tithe. Heavy on the tithe...
ReplyDeleteNo ones into raping boys ass wipe. Geeze we can't simply disagree without resorting to that?
ReplyDeletethe bear says no to child molestation...regardless of Finn's religious titles. Plain and simple, Child molesters are at the bottom of the scum pit. Anyone who supports this individual deserves scorn...that's how it is!
ReplyDeletemy penis hurts...father finn said his mouth would make it better and that jesus told him to do it.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Journalism.
ReplyDeleteThis is not a cute bear Avatar! You can't be a racist with an Avatar like that Bear Meat!
ReplyDeletethe bear can be anything he wants
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