TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY ASH WEDNESDAY MIRACLE: TOP ECHELON CATHOLIC COWTOWN INSIDERS PROCLAIM THAT POPE WILL GRANT ABSOLUTION FOR BISHOP FINN!!!
For quite some time His Excellency, the Most Revered Robert Finn, Bishop of Kansas City-Saint Joseph, Missouri has been the target of scorn and derision among fallen Catholics, lawyers and so many others who have longstanding arguments against Holy Mother Church.
However, it has been revealed unto TKC that the time of redemption is now at hand.
To wit . . .
THE VERY UTMOST AND HIGHEST KANSAS CITY CATHOLIC INSIDERS TRIUMPHANTLY REJOICE THAT THE POPE IS SOON TO ABSOLVE BISHOP FINN OF ANY WRONGDOING!!!
Keeping it legal . . . Wait for it . . .
OR AT THE VERY LEAST, THERE ISN'T A CHANCE IN HELL THAT THE HOLY SEE WILL OFFER ANY REAL REBUKE OF BISHOP FINN FOR THE ONGOING KANSAS CITY CATHOLIC PRIEST SEX SCANDAL HOT MESS!!!
Yes, yes we know that Kansas City Catholics have taken their case to courts across the land and all the way to the altar of The New York Times. But the church has VERY OLD RULES that pretty much negate any push back from mere parishioners; even those in nice suits.
Or, to paraphrase Sr. Marcella while she was backhanding all the Chicanos @ St. Agnes jr. high . . . "Go tell it to the Pope."
Our most REVEREND AND ESTEEMED KANSAS CITY CATHOLIC INSIDER puts it more diplomatically . . .
"There will be no meaningful rebuke of Bishop Finn and these complaints from heretics and outsiders against the Church do not merit much attention or time from the Pontiff. In fact, the complaints barely resonate outside of Kansas City. Although the American legal system is often chaotic and unpredictable, our Church has withstood centuries of persecution and will continue our mission with faith in and help from Christ."
There was something more about the filthy mouths and bad attitudes in the comment section of this blog but that topic is for another day.
Depending on the vantage of the
d-bag reader, this is either good or bad news but we have faith that fighting over religion will never stop in Kansas City or any other part of the world.
Developing . . .