Saturday, January 04, 2014

SHAME!!! KANSAS CITY CHIEFS SQUANDER 28-POINT LEAD AGAINST COLTS AND SUFFER EPIC AND EMBARRASSING 45-44 DEFEAT!!!



Tonight there is no hope in Kansas City.

To wit . . .

IN ONE OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING, SHAMEFUL AND DESPICABLE DEFEATS IN MODERN NFL HISTORY: THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS SQUANDER A BLOWOUT LEAD AND SUFFER A CRUSHING PLAYOFF DEFEAT!!!

The Chiefs were outscored 35-6 in the second half of the game and once again folded in the clutch in typical Kansas City fashion.

Moreover . . .

THIS TRAGIC KANSAS CITY CHIEFS DEFEAT EPITOMIZES THE DECEPTIVE NATURE OF LOCAL MEDIA HYPE!!! THE CHIEFS WERE ALWAYS MEDIOCRE AND ONLY FANBOYS AND CORPORATE SPONSORED NEWSIES BELIEVED OTHERWISE!!!

Fanboys can find solace only in their gullibility whereas corporate newsies are more duplicitous given that they were paid to push a falsehood of Chiefs dominance on the populace despite the fact that everybody knew the Chiefs were simply benefiting from an easy schedule . . .

Moreover . . .

TKC TOLD YOU THAT THE CHIEFS WERE ALL HYPE AND THIS HORRIBLE DEFEAT NOT ONLY EMBARRASSES THE TEAM BUT ALSO KANSAS CITY!!!

The Chiefs comeback was nothing more than a lie. We won't "get'em next year" because next year the regular season schedule isn't composed of cream puffs.

This is nothing less than a Kansas City teaching moment:

There is no turnaround for The Chiefs.

There is no turnaround for Downtown.

There is no turnaround for Kansas City Public Schools.

THIS DEFEAT SHOULD ONCE AND FOR ALL TEACH KANSAS CITY THAT MEDIA LIES ARE MUCH MORE EASILY MANUFACTURED THAN SIGNIFICANT ACCOMPLISHMENTS!!!

Whether it's the toy train or an early season surge . . . Kansas City hype can't negate the cold, hard facts.

Last one . . .

TKC TOLD YOU SO BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!?! THE CHIEFS ARE SIMPLY A MEDIOCRE AND OVER-HYPED FRANCHISE THAT HASN'T WON A PLAYOFF GAME IN 20 YEARS!!!

Now it's you're turn to commiserate because I have a feeling mainstream media will censor a lot of the more candid resident analysis of the Kansas City Chiefs tonight.

And all of this has inspired tonight's playlist . . .



As always, thanks for reading this week and have a safe and fun Saturday Night . . .

62 Comments:

FIRST said...

You are a bastid.

Anonymous said...

Tony was right.
He's a real smug asshole about it, but there's no denying he called it.

Anonymous said...

Talk about hype! You are all hype and jabber and not a real football fan. You are also an irritating battering nabob of negativity. I figured you would have a post like this and like watching a car crash, I just had to see what sort of swill you would spew. Needless to say you did not disappoint. Fuck you.

Anonymous said...

Hello, I am a Broncos fan and I agree with your post Tony.

Anonymous said...

"nattering nabob of negativity"--damn typo

Anonymous said...

They peeked early, happens all the time, you see 100 win baseball teams swept out of the first round.

Anonymous said...

Tony-you are right, the Chiefs blew it. You are wrong when you gave them no chance. One play and you would be ….. Like Glazer!!!! Loser!!!!

Bob Nabob said...

Yep, they shouldn't have snuck a look before they were allowed.
Killed em.

Greedo said...

what I think is worse is all of the politicos who are going to line up to give them a pat on the back. Typical losers.

Anonymous said...

Right. There is a conspiracy among all the local media that is collectively focused on overcoming the accurate insights and assessments of TKC by supporting the local sports franchise.

And you have the balls to call local electeds on their big egos?

Glad to see the traffic count on this blog is down to a dribble.

Anonymous said...

Yes, blogger complains about hype, then writes a post full of screaming CAPITAL LETTERS (in red yet!) and hyperbole. What a loser. Worse than the football team.

Anonymous said...

You're so negative Tony. Maybe think about getting prescribed something.

Anonymous said...

How 'bout them Tigers!!!

Anonymous said...

Couldn't care less about the Chiefs

Anonymous said...

This town reminds me of Charlie Brown finally ready to kick the football, only to have Lucy yank it away. The Chiefs, like Charlie Brown- loses again.

As Seen In Westport said...

Some guy was literally crying into his beer tonight on Penn. Street. I straight up laughed in his face and he couldn't do anythig about it.

That 'bama bitch ain't got nothing on me.

Anonymous said...

Sure im pissed, but I am happy with the season. We will be back next year.

Anonymous said...

Texas need to take this shit team back home!!! Mr Hunt FUCK your caves get your team and get the fuck out of this city with your shit!!! Your ass is just as embarrassing as the Detroit style homicide statistics!

Anonymous said...

9:00 What? for a replay of the last 13 seasons? hey the Chiefs count on you to believe in that BS, you are the kinda dumb ass that will continue to buy tickets and pay as much for a beer as a 12 pack at a game go YOU MORON!!

chuck said...

The over/under before the season on the 2 and 14 Chiefs was 7.5.

Money talks and bullshit walks. They, the Chiefs, had a great season based on their previous record and expectations.

While I agree with TKC that pro franchises are an iffy economic proposition for any city, the Chiefs, as a business, had a very successful year and a great record.

Tony's hyperbole--

"THIS TRAGIC KANSAS CITY CHIEFS DEFEAT EPITOMIZES THE DECEPTIVE NATURE OF LOCAL MEDIA HYPE!!! THE CHIEFS WERE ALWAYS MEDIOCRE AND ONLY FANBOYS AND CORPORATE SPONSORED NEWSIES BELIEVED OTHERWISE!!!"

More-

"TKC TOLD YOU THAT THE CHIEFS WERE ALL HYPE AND THIS HORRIBLE DEFEAT NOT ONLY EMBARRASSES THE TEAM BUT ALSO KANSAS CITY!!!"

is agenda driven drivel to drive comments. That is ok, but in reality, folks who bet on the Chiefs this year to cover and win, think Tony's sour grapes are a fantasy compared to reality.

It's the NFL and this was a winning team. They are not great, but better than average with a possibility to be better next year with a tougher schedule.

Talk is cheap, schadenfreude is a pathetic testimony to your insecurity and lack of One Arrowhead Drive's connections.

$50.00 says if TKC was invited to a suite, he would gush like MItch Holtus on every play.

Anonymous said...

Next year the Chiefs will go 9-6 and won't make the playoffs.

Anonymous said...

Really? They make the play offs once every what almost ten years and when they do they lose. I love the fact that so many of you dumb shits spend so much money going to these games, parking etc etc, and no matter what you stay loyal to the cause, you might want to start being more loyal to your "OWN" cause like your wife and kids, while the Chiefs might have a long history of letting you down, (which they do) you still have a chance on not letting your own life down any more than you already have a a chiefs supporter.

Anonymous said...

Is there a Starbucks near Arrowhead? I feel like having a latte.

Anonymous said...

Maybe next year, we could have KJ start the first regular season game by singing the National Anthem.

Another Midtown Mom said...

I just knew Tony would have fun with this but I had no idea he would get so carried away! LOL.

But seriously, I don't know if Tony would take that $50 to support the home team. It seems like he is having a fun time making a big joke out of Chiefs fans. Enjoy it while it lasts TKC, next season we are coming back even stronger.

Anonymous said...

Chiefs are a bunch of douche bag pussies. Go Colts!

Anonymous said...

Lolz...right??

Anonymous said...

Real talk

chuck said...

9:09 is dead on the money and 9:16 makes good points. That still, in no way changes the facts. The Chiefs, love them, or hate them, had a hell of a fuckin year after a 2 and 14 season and firing everyone including the parking lot attendants.

Gimme a fuckin break, the over under at the beginning of the year was 7.5 in Vegas. If you are marketing the Chiefs, 4 months from now, your job is a light year easier than it was this time last year. They are substantially better on defense, offense and special teams, in a division that is winnable (Peyton will hit a wall in the near future.) He ain't George fuckin Blanda and this aint 1961.).

The key will be the Tight End they drafted in the 3rd round last year in conjunction with the ability to aquire another reciever or another Tight End.

Just screaming and yelling about the Chiefs sucking all the time when they actually win a lot of games in the National Football League is kinda funny, but is a mischaracterization of actual ability. Bill Parcells, a pretty good gootball guy, says, "You are, what your record says you are." I get, that many folks will point to the fact that the Chiefs have not won a playoff game in 20 years and that is a testimony to the owner's deficiencies in hiring quality people. Ok. While that is true, the personell turnover is so dramatic in the BFL, that if the dumbfuck ever accidentally hires the right guys, it will be apparant fairly quickly.

Reid and Dorsey have done a prety good job to this point.

Just my opinion.

Again, TKD is dead on the money, when it comes to the efficacy of Pr Football as it realtes to the economy of Kansas City and the supposed benefits.

They are negligible at best.

CC said...

I hate myself that i agree with Chuck.

Sniveling said...

I will complain with the teams wins 2.

I will complain when we lose in the playoffs.

I hate those with a positive outlook.

I hate waiting at marathons.

I hate my elected officials.

I hate blacks.

Why don't I move to friggin' North Dakota and give everyone a break?

Anonymous said...

954, remember to hate toy trains, red colored fountains, new airports, and bike lanes.

Be against everything. Then move to North Dakota.

man who don't wear Jersey said...

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Anonymous said...

I bet Chiefs players might just not get as much pussy as they usually do, Just like the fans wont ever get a victory from a team that has sucked for so long! Fans are pissed!!

Anonymous said...

I think I will support soccer in this city, they havent been here as long as the Chiefs or the royals have but that sport actually seems to win.

Anonymous said...

What is that shit I heard about a loyal Chiefs fan that paid over 40K for a season ticket, that when it was up for renewal was sold out underneath him before he had a chance to renew. I wouldnt pay 40.00 for a cheap seat at arrowhead so fuck that rich dude, in fact Kharma got his season ticket! LOL

Anonymous said...

Andy Reed is one FAT Fuck, if you go back through any of his public comments on any games he commented on it was less than a 15 second excuse for failure!! Every single time!

Anonymous said...

TKC would bitch about a blowjob.

Anonymous said...

NOBODY!!!! In this town/country gave the Chiefs a chance in hell to lose a playoff game this year.

Anonymous said...

Some people are taking this loss a little harder than expected. Maybe gambling just isn't a suitable past time since the taxpayers are tired of footing the bill weekend after weekend.

Anonymous said...

Fucking pussies

Anonymous said...

Remember when you listen and follow people such as say the Chiefs one must remember the Chiefs care not one damn thing about you. You could die at a game and they wouldn't do a single one minute of silence for you. Just sell your season ticket to the next chump that comes along. Glazer and Washington and James are the type people who care not one bit about you as people. All they care about is what or how much money they can fuck you out of. So go ahead chumps and keep following these losers.

Byron Funkhouser said...

It isn't enough to be good. To win, you must also be lucky. Luck was lucky when the fumble popped into his hands. Neither team has a defence. You can't score over 40 points against a good defence.

Anonymous said...

OBAMA - One Big Ass Mistake America

Anonymous said...

Fuck you Byron you are blind and can't see a fucking thing

Anonymous said...

How was Pittsburg today Byron???? Dipshit and his "Brit" spelling. I can't wait.

Mark Alford said...

Hoooooooooo Hooo Hoooooooooooooo! fuck you Chiefs!!!!!

Anonymous said...

TKC would bitch about a blowjob ... but not from his Dad.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Ms. 11:43

"I can't wait"? For what?

Brit spelling is the correct spelling of the English language. I thought you rednecks wanted everyone to speak English.

Anonymous said...

KC = the town of "squandering."

Hate soccer said...

I refuse to support the soccer team.

Anonymous said...

Byron!!! I hope you stop in KC for Tea…. Then maybe you can have that bugger you what ?

Anonymous said...

Byron Funkhouser. Please bring all your sons to KC. I want to meet the family. And… the piano composer, I have a B3 and etc that a "composer" could teach me… and my nephew. Will pay you cash. So you dont have pay taxes……. Punk thief

Byron Funkhouser said...

Girls, I don't even understand what you're talking about. "bugger you what?" What the hell does that mean.

Hi, I'm new in town. I'm looking for an anonymous pussy who always calls me a punk thief, because he has to work & I don't. No, I don't know what his name is. He's a cowardly stalker. Yes, there's probably a lot of them in City Kansas.

Anonymous said...

Go to bed ass clown and never wake up

Ass hair stuck in Byron's teeth..... said...

Byron, you half blind, cock wanking, basement dwelling, faggot fucking loser.....WTF are you doing up at 4:22 in the morning dribbling on TKC ? You truly are a bottom feeding loser. What kind of pathetic life do you live? Please don't answer that. Just go back to sucking whoever's cock your down on.

Anonymous said...

9:19 +1

Byron Funkhouser said...

I was in too much pain last night to sleep, so FUCK YOU.

My life isn't pathetic. I'm not gay.

Byron's dirty asshole said...

I wish he would wash me sometime....sniff, sniff.....

Anonymous said...

Who blows a 28 point lead? " REALLY" this team has sucked all my life. In the 70's they were just as bad with just as many no shows at the game. There is one thing you can count on from KC Chiefs. Don't count on seeing them in a Super Bowl.

Anonymous said...

Who blows a 28 point lead? " REALLY" this team has sucked all my life. In the 70's they were just as bad with just as many no shows at the game. There is one thing you can count on from KC Chiefs. Don't count on seeing them in a Super Bowl.

Anonymous said...

Who blows a 28 point lead? " REALLY" this team has sucked all my life. In the 70's they were just as bad with just as many no shows at the game. There is one thing you can count on from KC Chiefs. Don't count on seeing them in a Super Bowl.