Friday, December 13, 2013

CRASH KANSAS CITY!!!



Just a quick update on the old, busted, icy and dangerous Kansas City streets this morning ...

Here's the overall perspective from the KCPD Chief of police:

"Between 6:00 - 8:30 KCPD received 38 non-injury accidents and 7 injury accidents mostly in the south part of the city"

In Midtown there are a TON OF SLICK ICY SPOTS which threaten pedestrians and drivers alike...

The Winter Weather Advisory continues ...

Weather ladies seem exceptionally excited ...

School closings are adding up . . .

Buses around KCMO are running about 5-10 minutes behind...

And so we want to remind TKC readers to be careful and maybe stay basement bound and witness the driving and coping skills of Kansas City continue to deteriorate.

Link Update:

Two vehicles, with children inside, slide off driveways into each other

Greater Kansas City Winter Weather Advisory for Friday 12/13

School bus drivers struggle in icy conditions

Winter Weather Closes Schools And Cancels Activities

Slick roads add up to multiple accidents across metro

School bus crash w/police car in KCMO

Man killed by snow plow in Blue Springs


Developing...

16 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice job city manager and public works director. NOT

Anonymous said...

so it's not just cul de sacs and side streets that suck? shame on you Sly.

chuck said...

It is bad in places out there. I slid across a parking lot for about 20 ft.

Anonymous said...

I am calling in sick.

Anonymous said...

What happened to the upset hubby posts, Tony? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anonymous said...

Why won't these folks slow down when the streets are wet with rain,snow or ice?

Anonymous said...

I'm lightin' up a pipe of dope right now. Fuck the ice.

Another Stoner said...

Me too

Troy said...

Bite me. I got my contract.

Kim Jong Un said...

Bush's fault.

Anonymous said...

I hope Byron didn't call in sick, the whole country could come to a standstill.

Anonymous said...

Which city manager and public works director are you blaming, 10:13? Seems like it's bad all over.

Anonymous said...

12:07 HA !

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of whiny pussies! Slow down , stay home or suck it up. You pansies think it's the city's fault because it gets cold and rains. You all must be from Johnson county. Kansans can't drive in a straight line.

Anonymous said...

Another day of seasonal weather that has been blown the hell out of proportion by the Kansas City Stars. I swear if it takes a bachelors degree to do weather in this town a sanitation worker ought to have a PHD.

North by Northwest said...

Northland streets cleaned, trash hauled off, and negros jailed. Good day in the Northland.