Monday, September 23, 2013

KATYA SANCHEZ AND GETTING BACK TO THE KANSAS CITY GRIND!!!



Katya Sanchez and her international modeling booty bring us back to the work week in this cowtown.

We've got a lot of news to cover, myths to bust and AWESOME to share. For instance . . .

- No, The Kansas City Royals are not in a playoff race. That's just an urban legend that justifies most of Jackson County government.

- The Kansas City Chiefs ARE NOT the best team in the NFL right now. Anybody who believes that is probably related to or obsessed with that plain-looking-happy-woman who sells discount gas cards for Price Chopper.

- Neither the toy train streetcar nor the Downtown Convention Hotel will save Kansas City from our voyage into the financial and cultural abyss. So I guess we're just going to have to enjoy the ride.

Right now this info and push back is vital and essential given that most local "news" is pretty much nothing more than propaganda with really good graphics.

AND WE'RE BACK!!!

Hopefully, we'll have more BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE NEWS, debate, discussion, discourse, hateration for the morning update in addition to all kinds of good stuff . . . STAY TUNED!!!

9 Comments:

Byron Funkhouser said...

Tony, if you still fancy chubby white women, you should come to West Virginia. Bring a tall skinny Latina with you.

Anonymous said...

lol!

Anonymous said...

Been down so long looks like up to me.

Anonymous said...

You ain't seen "down" yet, fool. These niggers have all manor of folly in store for you yet!

Anonymous said...

Everything is normal. It's Monday, and decent people are working three jobs to pay for rent, gasoline, food, utilities, ... anything I miss?

Anonymous said...

Tony when you were a little boy did Len Dawson refuse to autographic your football or did George Brett tell you to beat it kid? You seem to have some deep seated hostility towards professional sports in Kansas City.

Jim said...

They are in a pennant race until they are mathematically eliminated. I know you are not used to baseball being relevant in September. Enjoy it. As a Royals fan from day one, this is a reminder of my youth.

Chambo said...

Okay, @11:39 was funny.

Anonymous said...

11:39 Considering Tony's interest in porn, it sounds like he took George Brett's advice.