Kansas City Celebrates Penguin Forever Tax



Very much like the polar bear slowly wasting away of cancer that nearly kicked the bucket this year . . . It was mostly unmentioned that penguins arriving in Kansas City simply represents a victorious FOREVER TAX imposed on Kansas City in order to entertain suburbanites . . .

- Making a splash! First penguins arrive at Kansas City Zoo

- First penguins arrive at Kansas City Zoo

- Three Humboldt penguins are the first of a few dozen to ham it up for the camera, getting ready for the Kansas City Zoo's new penguin exhibit.

Enjoy the new penguins at Kansas City's money pit that isn't really that doesn't become a very interesting tourist attraction until Free Day fighting starts . . .

Comments

  1. I would much rather my tax dollars support penguins than parasites.

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  2. great photo, t. perfect.

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  3. Did anyone contact PETA to make sure we clean up the penguin shit just right?

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  4. Hey TKC: Has that polar bear died yet as you so adamantly predicted was imminent (several months ago)?

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  5. Tony never predicted that, he just said the bear was sicker than media was reporting which was probably true given that the beast had to stay in intensive care for weeks for a b.s. "tummy ache" also, you've been reading TKC for weeks so it might not really matter as much as you think.

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  6. Those fights were horrible. They should cancel those free days.

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