This story of Golden Ghetto cinema angst makes us realize that home theater is the future and the "shared movie-going experience" is overrated because it sometimes involves the body fluids of other people.
Check it:
KMBC: AMC responds in urinating moviegoer case
KCTV5: Moviegoer upset at AMC's response after man pees during film
KSHB: Drunk man urinates in JoCo theater
Top 5 post titles I should have used with movie references to JoCo Lady Rage Over Urinating Dude . . .
"On Golden Pond Outrage"
"River Runs Through It Reaction"
"Woman Hates Waterworld Sequel Too"
"Life Of Pee"
"Frankenweenie"
Feel free to add your own titles . . . And if this is the worst thing that ever happens to this pissed off JoCo lady . . . She should count herself lucky.
The is gross to a fault and someone should have beat this fucker soundly.
ReplyDeleteFinally, an intelligent comment.
ReplyDeleteMaven of micturation, matriculates madly, missing movie, making mud, mom is mad.
ReplyDelete"Schindler's piss"
ReplyDeleteIt was just a little pee, I didn't want to miss the good parts.
ReplyDeleteLOL ON Shindler's Piss.
ReplyDeleteDamn! I was drinking his piss in the theater and that fucking bitch got mad because I let it run out of my mouth, down my chin and it splashed on her foot. Fucking picky bitch.
ReplyDeleteSo charge him with "Assault with a dead weapon", and lets move on.
ReplyDeletewhy should it be the theaters fault? hasn't she ever seen anyone piss before? what a sheltered life. must be from Johnson county.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he gave cops a fake name. Samuel Wanjuri is a famous Kenyan marathon runner.
ReplyDeleteLolz
ReplyDeleteLike the floor in the theater wasn't dirty already. It's been a while since I was at an AMC. I was at some off chain a while back and pissing in the floor would have been an improvement over filth that was on it.
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