Saturday, February 09, 2013

TKC EXCLUSIVE & BREAKING NEWS QUOTE!!! THE SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST AND NO SPECIFICS!!! KANSAS CITY TOY TRAIN STREETCAR ATTRACTS SECRET BIZ!!!



Let's finish tonight with a bit of hope for change in Kansas City but without any significant details.

To wit . . .

KANSAS CITY 4TH DISTRICT COUNCIL LADY JAN MARCASON HAS BEEN TOUTING NEW BIZ DRAWN TO DOWNTOWN BECAUSE OF THE TOY TRAIN STREETCAR BUT SHE CAN'T PROVIDE ANY NAMES!!!

Still, she seemed happy to at least try and answer a simple question . . .



Kansas City Toy Train Streetcar Attracts Secret Biz

Here's a transcript for TKC Internet denizens with crappy speakers . . .

Council Lady Jan Marcason: "There are developers . . . Somebody just said, (Councilman) Jim (Glover) was just telling me that a real estate company has clients that want to be in the Power & Light building because of the Streetcar. We've had several businesses that want to redevelop properties along the streetcar line. We can't name them because they need to protect their ability to make a good deal."

Council Lady Marcason is probably referring to the KCP&L Building they're trying to sell off . . . So new tenants could be a good thing but CLEARLY we'll have to wait awhile for names to send out greeting card messages.

Still . . .

THIS QUICK INTERVIEW ONCE AGAIN PROVES THAT HOPE FOR NEW KANSAS CITY BIZ BY WAY OF THE TOY TRAIN STREETCAR IS SKETCHY AT BEST!!!

Meanwhile, existing biz people Downtown have voiced their outrage over the plan via lawsuit. But hipsters, corporate sponsors and politicos simply don't seem to want to accept the fact that this tragic plan is off track and doesn't suit Kansas City's transit needs.

And all of this has inspired tonight's playlist . . .



As always, thanks for reading this week and have a safe and fun Saturday Night.

23 Comments:

Anonymous said...

The train will be FUN!

Can't wait.

Anonymous said...

City Hall pretty much just lies out of their teeth anymore these days. Crooks and Liars Central.

Anonymous said...

A lying cunt politician.

How unusual....

Anonymous said...

She's not lying. The Streetcar is coming and it will Save KC!

Just you wait!

Anonymous said...

Maybe she can ride the train with Laroniqueefa and Darmainianjonte' giving her they eye before holding her up with a blade, then teaching her to play ebony skin flute and dine on a chocolate box.

Very Metropolitan.

All this while fashionable metrosexuals cower in fear, piss their pants, and shake like a leaf.

Anonymous said...

You would think the house of sly would at least send their lackeys to media school so they know how to spin their way out of jams.

Anonymous said...

House of Cards is a more accurate description 732.

Anonymous said...

Orrin Ellis for choo choo train conductor.

That should keep the damn kids off the thing!

Anonymous said...

Toy Train will provide the money for her future plastic surgery makeover.

Anonymous said...

Really had her back against the wall there. Literally! ROFLMAO

Anonymous said...

Ah yes the secret businesses are coming! Arriving in flying saucers under the cover of night with toys and treats for all us Kansas City "folks".

Anonymous said...

"We can't name them because they need to protect their ability to make a good deal."

Wow the transparency, honesty, and sincerity of City Hall is totally overwhelming isn't it?

Anonymous said...

What a load od BULLSHIT! Fuck off Jan.

Anonymous said...

No businesses will come to KCMO unless they get big subsidizes. Even with the tax payer assistance companies are avoiding KCMO to escape Sly's high taxes.

Anonymous said...

Nothing like an elitist lying bitch to give one a warm feeling about accounatbility from the city gov't.

JdX said...

I'm glad we got rid of that B.S. rumor. It has been stinking up Kansas City for almost a year.

Nasty Pussyosi said...

You can read the bill after we pass the bill.

Here's A Nightmare said...


Jan Marcason pulling a train.

*mindwash*

Anonymous said...

IF she heard from Glover about a developer, it is probably a black man named Leroy who Glover feels sorry for as a White man because of slaver even though Leroy did not make it out of 8th grade and just wants some money. Jim Glover is an ass wipe.

Anonymous said...

Glover is a sorry sack of shit.

Anonymous said...

Can't name the companies but it's okay to name the properties they're pursuing? Hmmmmm.

Anonymous said...

I've heard that duck fart under water before.

Anonymous said...

I have heard from a successful political activist that Glover is a dead beat who has burned his last bridge.