Tuesday, February 26, 2013

SHOCK!!! MIZZOU WICCANS EARN APOLOGY FROM FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR!!!



Tucker Carlson and his stupid bow tie have been in a bit of trouble as of late with the Midwestern pagan/Wiccan community . . . Check it:

More than 40,000 people had asked for Carlson to apologize through two online petitions after Carlson, the editor in chief of The Daily Caller, spoke against the University of Missouri's guidelines for religious holidays.

Here are part of his offensive comments . . .

"Any religion whose most sacred day is Halloween, I just can't take seriously," Carlson said on the Feb. 17 broadcast of "Fox and Friends" weekend show that touched off the controversy. "I mean, call me a bigot."

"Every Wiccan I've ever known is either a compulsive deep Dungeons and Dragons player or is a middle-aged, twice-divorced older woman living in a rural area who works as a midwife," he said.

In fairness, had he been doing stand-up and not political commentary . . . That would have been hilarious. Also, don't tell me that last statement doesn't bring back bad memories of a formerly powerful Kansas City political lady.

Still . . . In the end the commentary was simply misinformed and claimed Mizzou accommodations for the pagan/wiccan holidays when the addition to the student calender was merely and effort to promote greater awareness of the superstitious religious diversity of faith on the MU campus.

DEVELOPING . . .

11 Comments:

Miss Sweetie Pie said...

Mr. Tony,
" or is a middle-aged, twice-divorced older woman living in a rural area who works as a midwife," he said.
If it was on FOX-ed it must be true?

Goodness, do he know mister-ish Ms. squitiro?

Glad my lights just popped on. I don't know any incantations to please the devils of electricity.

Anonymous said...

Gloria wishes she was that skinny.

Anonymous said...

He needs to apologize to me for apologizing to them.

NO. Don't take these idiots seriously. Religion is a lie. There is no god, devil, spirits, sprites, vampires, zombies, ghosts, aliens, foo fighters, big foot, angels, demons, witches, warlocks, psychics, mediums, prophets, gurus, saints, arch-angels, nada! Jesus Christ (pun intended), grow up people!

Anonymous said...

I knew a wiccian once. Some fat goth chick who could suck dick better then any of them. I let her suck me off a few times until I found out she was into Gokkun.

Just nasty.

Anonymous said...

I had never heard of "Gokkun" so I had to look it up. You know that you didn't know what it was either folks so here ya go:


Gokkun (ゴックン?) is a Japanese term for a sexual activity in which a woman consumes the semen of one or more men, usually from some kind of container.[1] Commonly-used containers in this genre include cups, beakers, bowls, and wine or cocktail glasses. The vast majority of these scenarios involve the semen of multiple men. As the genre's producers attempt to outdo one another, the number of men participating has exceeded 200 in recent Japanese films and 140 in recent American films.[2] Less frequently, the scenes involve a large container of semen from a single male who has, over time, stored up a large volume for this purpose, generally by freezing it.[3]
"Gokkun" can also refer to the sexual act of swallowing semen after performing fellatio[4] or participating in a bukkake.[1]
The word "gokkun" is an onomatopoeia, which translates into English as "gulp", the sound made by swallowing.[5]



That's pretty fukced up!

Anonymous said...

5 dolla make you holla. love u long time

Anonymous said...

Fucking gross.

Anonymous said...

He never should have apologized.

Anonymous said...

Word on the street. ........word on the street is that our fave pink hair bukkake party girl Tracy Ward tried this about a month ago. Guess what...she loved it. She has been bored with just bukkake, so she tried something diffrent. She invited 50 studs over for a bukkake party. At the last second her husband convinced her to try gokkun. Word is she gulped down their goo down to the last drop. She smiled and told them save your cum for the next time because she wants more of it.

Very interesting.

Speeda said...

Yes, Wiccan!

Anonymous said...

Wow. You sure are a douchebag.