TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! TOP 5 KANSAS CITY QUESTIONS FOR BERLIN THE POLAR BEAR!!!
In what is not news parody but, in fact, Kansas City news reality:
ALL OF KANSAS CITY MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS EXCITED ABOUT THE BIG DEBUT FOR BERLIN THE POLAR BEAR!!!
KCTV5 seems to be leading the coverage and our Internets friend DeAnn Smith is trumpeting the live stream and assuring us that there won't be any tech difficulties:
Berlin makes debut Thursday at Kansas City Zoo, KCTV5 live polar bear cam
To wit . . .
CHECK THE TKC TOP 5 QUESTIONS FOR KANSAS CITY'S NEW POLAR BEAR BERLIN!!!
5. Okay, so the only reason you're here is because of Global Climate Change, right?
4. Will you be entertaining enough to justify the Kansas City FOREVER TAX that brought you to this cowtown?
3. Your name is Berlin and you're white . . . Are you trying to be racist?
2. Where's The $15K?
1. Do your claws count as concealed carry or do you oppose gun control?
And if all Berlin can do is kick around a beach ball and eat some fish, that'll probably be more captivating and forthright than most of the answer the local media can get out of any of the elected officials @ 12th & Oak.
More later . . .