TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! TOP 5 KANSAS CITY QUESTIONS FOR BERLIN THE POLAR BEAR!!!
In what is not news parody but, in fact, Kansas City news reality:
ALL OF KANSAS CITY MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS EXCITED ABOUT THE BIG DEBUT FOR BERLIN THE POLAR BEAR!!!
KCTV5 seems to be leading the coverage and our Internets friend DeAnn Smith is trumpeting the live stream and assuring us that there won't be any tech difficulties:
Berlin makes debut Thursday at Kansas City Zoo, KCTV5 live polar bear cam
To wit . . .
CHECK THE TKC TOP 5 QUESTIONS FOR KANSAS CITY'S NEW POLAR BEAR BERLIN!!!
5. Okay, so the only reason you're here is because of Global Climate Change, right?
4. Will you be entertaining enough to justify the Kansas City FOREVER TAX that brought you to this cowtown?
3. Your name is Berlin and you're white . . . Are you trying to be racist?
2. Where's The $15K?
1. Do your claws count as concealed carry or do you oppose gun control?
And if all Berlin can do is kick around a beach ball and eat some fish, that'll probably be more captivating and forthright than most of the answer the local media can get out of any of the elected officials @ 12th & Oak.
More later . . .
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19 Comments:
cute.
6. Will she "Take My Breath Away?"
Whoa.
NICE
Should Camp Magazine carry more "Bear" pictures?
Yes and YES!
Lets get Tony on KCUR.
Please forgive me for shilling, but look at my comments on Jubilani what ever the fuck his name was and let us all move closet to an honest discourse in this city, concerning the paramount issues at hand.
Seriously, I understand, that Tony gets 25000 unique hits a day.
My politics are in no way important, nor are yours.
The first amendment rights, excersized by every one from Byron, to me, to the Nigger guy, are, actually, imo, very important.
That ability, to express ourselves, no matter how embarrassing and stupid, is what, no shit, what makes this country great.
Tony, makes this city great.
His reporting, his efforts, his energy, in spite of ZERO fuckin ad dollars, is an inspiration to me, and, to all of mylike minded, grouchy old white guy friends.
Altruism and the honesty of effort in cause, no matter how misguided, is not only worthy of notice, it is worthy of reward.
In my opinion, for what it is worth, Tony on KCUR, would be the most interesting, in the know, UNTAINTED source for news in this city.
Chuck, you're a good man.
But the fact is that the Red Star has too much control at KCUR and they're boycotting TKC. He challenges their shutout of the hard right. They want to control all opinion in KC and they won't allow any other voice to be heard.
ROFLMAO Chuck what the hell are you drinking tonight?
Someone want to go get the smelling salts. For Chuck.
Fuck the bear and the goddamn tax scheme enriching the assholes that run the zoo.
Good comment, Chuck.
Will Berlin cross-dress as a penguin like Jeff Roe promised?
How many pro gun posts on this blog are done by Chris Moreno who could be receiving funds from the NRA?
Nice points chuck
We love Rex!
Couldn't care less about the polar bear.
I want to fuck that bear.
Al gore already beat you to it.
7:29 is Byron.
Hey if they want to get that bitch bear preggo, they need to bring in a black bear.
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