Wednesday, January 30, 2013

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY COULD SEE A CINDY CIRCO AND THERESA GARZA RUIZ SWITCHEROO!!!



Once again let's lower our Kansas City and Jackson County political expectations.

To wit . . .

KANSAS CITY INSIDERS WARN US OF TALKS TO PULL A "SWITCHEROO" ON LOCAL VOTERS!!!

Here's how it might work . . .

JACKSON COUNTY LEGISLATOR THERESA GARZA RUIZ MIGHT MOVE TO TAKE OVER CINDY CIRCO'S UPCOMING COUNCIL VACANCY!!!

Yes, it might require a move but there's time . . .

And then . . .

CINDY CIRCO COULD STAY OUT OF THE NAIL SALON AND MOVE OVER TO A COUNTY LEGISLATOR GIG AND BIDE HER TIME UNTIL SOMETHING BETTER CAME ALONG!!!

The bonus in all of this is that it avoids a big fight, is rather low key and given Kansas City's turnout numbers . . . Most voters might not even notice.

Nevertheless, this is part of a disturbing trend.

Already, Council Lady Jan Marcason is on her way to anointing Jolie Justus as her successor. And this "Girl Power Switcheroo" between the Courthouse and City Hall once again reminds us that Kansas City Area voters are becoming increasingly irrelevant when it comes to determining the fate of local elected offices.

DEVELOPING . . .

28 Comments:

Anonymous said...

And you wonder why people don't vote in KC?

Anonymous said...

Chris Moreno and Jeff Jones have been selling this tag team maneuver for about a year. If those to consultants get behind the move there is no way to stop it.

The Eastern Jack Way said...

What if Sly offered Cindy a part-time job, with no responsibility, a car, full benefits and 45K a year?

CG wanting some of that said...

Damn Teresa has some big ole hooters.

Anonymous said...

When would this be?

Anonymous said...

Gone are the days when people who had successful careers spent 2 to 6 years in elected office out of a sense of duty. Now we get those who get in who can't make a salary in the private sector, and do nothing other that stay in on the public funds tit.

Anonymous said...

I bet they both have giant cooter mullets.

Anonymous said...

why should she move her husband hasnt and he works for the mayor.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to spread my man cake batter across them!

Anonymous said...

She probably doesn't move during sex either.

Anonymous said...

Thank god for blogs and comments so we don't have to take any real serious action to remove all these dimwit morons from office.

Anonymous said...

Garza has some good tity fucking tits.

Breaking News said...

Circo eaten alive by ravenous hispanic sow when lunch order was half hour late to arrive during strategy meeting.

Stay tuned to TKC coment stream for more details as they are available.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Circo is jacking the imaginary weenie and Ruiz turns floor tile to dust with each footfall.

Anonymous said...

Funk Wins.

Anonymous said...

Tony seems to have a spider infestation on his blog.

Anonymous said...

To the beaten-down Russians, Bolshevism seemed like a good-idea at the time. To the bankrupt, hopeless Germans, Naziism seemed like a good idea.

To apathetic-head in the sand Kansas Citians, girl power in city hall seemed like a good idea at the time.

Farmer Bob, Sowsitgoin' Farms said...


Missing From The Wallow:

a) Skanky Sow:
answers to "SuuuuuEEE SindEEEEE", is very naughty with corncobs, has bling on hooves, vulva is enormous and has been known to produce an echo.

b) Gordo Puerco:
will trample anything in her path for a tamale with green sauce, teats are disproportionate to sow belly, can clear a pen of the flatulent with eruptive flatulence from both ends.

JdX said...

Look for both of them to run virtually unopposed. Nobody with any real support stands a chance.

Anonymous said...

Cindy is sooooo sexy. She has my vote.

Tuluride said...

Circo is still trying to see where she can land. Bet she's married before this year ends. She won't run unwed. Mayor seat? or looking to see if Cleaver steps down? Not too long ago both offices would have been out of her league. Today anybody looking for work is qualified. Lower expectations rule the game.
Gone are hopes of Ruiz stepping up and challenging that twit, Skippy .
Girl power, indeed. Seems they are best at stymying each other's plans.

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Anonymous said...

Theresa Garza Ruiz sold out.

GIRL POWER RELOAD 2013 said...

$$$$$
DOES THIS OFFICE MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

Anonymous said...

Theresa leaves the legislature and the Medina (Crime) Family will be asking for 100 Grand for Genaro again.

Anonymous said...

How long are you going to remain delusional?

Anonymous said...

So Theresa live in KCMO 5th District? Then again, she is a Democrat and following the rules don't apply

Anonymous said...

Theresa is registered to vote in Blue Springs. That is her legal residence.