Overland Park offers piggy patrons a bit of entertainment between Internet surfing sessions:
Kansas City-Area Library Uses Butchering Demonstration to Lure Patrons
Wall Street Journal broke the story: "Mr. Pope, owner of Local Pig, a butcher shop in nearby Kansas City, Mo., was at the library to give a hog-butchering demonstration to about 100 people in an event advertised as "Books and Butchers."
"If you can butcher a hog in a library, then all sorts of other things become possible," says Sean Casserley, a new county librarian for Overland Park, who dreamed up the idea."
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It's a bold new trend in attracting somebody besides hobos taking sponge baths in the public restrooms to local libraries.
And in the master's chambers, They gathered for the feast. They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can't kill the beast.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the Hotel Golden Ghetto
Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are.
ReplyDeleteYou well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
And when your hand is on your heart,
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost a joker,
With your head down in the pig bin,
Saying "Keep on digging."
Pig stain on your fat chin.
What do you hope to find.
When you're down in the pig mine.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are.
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are.
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin.
You like the feel of steel,
You're hot stuff with a hatpin,
And good fun with a hand gun.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.
Hey you, Whitehouse,
Ha ha charade you are.
You house proud town mouse,
Ha ha charade you are
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street.
You're nearly a real treat,
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
You gotta stem the evil tide,
And keep it all on the inside.
Mary you're nearly a treat,
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry.
+1 on that first comment.
ReplyDeleteNicely, done sir.
Very classy event.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet it was well attended by the OP Jewish community.
Calling the murder of a pig "a bit of entertainment" is appalling
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