Saturday, November 24, 2012

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND THE SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST!!! KANSAS CITY PREPARES FOR THE REVENGE OF CRYSTAL WILLIAMS!!!



By all accounts, losing a bid for Missouri State Senate was very difficult for Jackson County Legislator Crystal Williams.

However, AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS broke news that Crystal is soon to take hold of even more power as the President of The Greater Kansas City Women's Political Caucus Board.

And so . . .

KANSAS CITY INSIDERS FEAR THAT CRYSTAL IS SOON TO TAKE HER POLITICAL REVENGE ON ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T SUPPORT HER!!! SHE'S ALSO EXPECTED TO BE EVEN MORE ADAMANT ABOUT PUSHING HER "GIRL POWER" AGENDA!!!

Supporting arguments . . .

- We hear that Crystal is fond of casting a lot of blame for her defeat at people other than just TKC.

- Remember that Crystal has been the most strident defenders of the "Girl Power" agenda and not only offered more support for the group AFTER they decided to ONLY endorse female candidates but also regularly makes a big show of ONLY supporting female colleagues . . .

- Some consider this gig a bit of a "renaissance" for Crystal's career.

And so . . .

WORD IS . . . LOOK FOR CRYSTAL TO HELP LAUNCH LADY CONTENDERS AGAINST SOME OF THE MORE ENTRENCHED KANSAS CITY ELECTED OFFICIALS!!!

From social media posts alone . . . We've seen that Crystal has seemingly pledged a blood oath of sorts to State Sen. Jolie Justus.

Look for Crystal to use her new found power to help lady politicos challenge a few Jackson County legislators as well.

And so . . . Tonight's playlist has been inspired by Crystal's comeback by way of girl power.



As always, thank you for reading this week and have a safe and fun Saturday night.

27 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Idiot. good tunes.

Anonymous said...

Theresa should be first on her list.

Anonymous said...

Crystal looks like she has a mouthful of something in that photo that she really really wants to spit out.

She has no power. She can't help herself, let alone anyone else. Tony, quit giving her the time of day. No one else does.

Anonymous said...

Uh, taking revenge on those that didn't/don't support you is somewhat what politics are all about....

Anonymous said...

How positively Massengillian a story.

Anonymous said...

They putting something in the Westside water supply?

Anonymous said...

You need to get outside more often guy.

Anonymous said...

God damn this town is boring. Coming here doesn't help either.

Anonymous said...

I smoked meth with this bitch. Then she sucked me off. Unforgiveable.

Bobo said...

Crystal isn't really a factor. Look for Jolie to remake the GWPC. You heard it here first.

Anonymous said...

I really like the cut of this guy Crystal's jib.

Anonymous said...

An endless parade of D-List egos, personalities, and KC power players.
Don't any of these people ever talk about anything but themselves?

Anonymous said...

Crystal is out for revenge for sure

Anonymous said...

Will this mean that Beth Low will be back in the mix?

Anonymous said...

Other than that statesman and pure public servant heart of Chris Moreno can anyone name one politician in the metro area that is worth a shit.

All of them are at the bottom of the barrell...albeit Circo is at the absolute bottom. Just barely under Sharp, Sly, Glover, Glorioso and Brooks. Oops take that back Garza is absolute point of no return bottom.

Anonymous said...

Yo BiRon ..you know the deal...listen close....no pun intended but STFU.

Anonymous said...

fuckin shame we don't have better leaders in KC.

Anonymous said...

Crystal is a real man hater and I am sure it will show in her leadership. Good news is she will be a one term person.

Anonymous said...

BULLDYKE

Anonymous said...

Was her side-kick Lisa Honn always a woman?

Anonymous said...

Is the womens political caucus still relevant in Jackoff county?

Anonymous said...

No they fucked that organization over with the "endorse no men" policy. They ghettoized women, sold out their rights and chased gender-segregated patronage.

Anonymous said...

9:07 am that is jest whut I thunk but dint knowd tha rite words.

Er dose womin a gang of lizard throat hussies awl rubbin and lickin on each anuther

Anonymous said...

Tony writes: Crystal is soon to take hold of even more power as the President of The Greater Kansas City Women's Political Caucus Board."

What the fuck is that!? That's like being the prettiest girl in Tonganoxie. Sure there has to be one but so what when comapred to the rest?

Anonymous said...

She a big un big waterboo !!!

Anonymous said...

@8:20am. NO. Nobody even pays attention to the organization anymore. And Crystal is not the magnet to draw people back or to make the organization relevant again. The new board is weak at best and I don't expect to see much from them under Crystal's reign or anymore in the future. RIP GKCWPC.

Anonymous said...

Is she president of like the Vagina Chronicles or something like that?

Or did I get it wrong and it is really called the labia league?

Or the vulva victory 2016 campaign?