TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! THANKS TO TKC TIPSTERS WE CAN LISTEN TO "BENDER!!!" BY MAYOR SLY'S HIP-HOP TROUBLEMAKER SON KYLE JAMES!!!
Hey Kansas City, Listen up for the latest news from Mayor Sly's son Kyle James . . .
THIS AFTERNOON WE MUST CELEBRATE A RAUNCHY HIP-HOP MASTERPIECE FROM KYLE JAMES THAT MIGHT NOT BE IN LINE WITH MAYOR SLY'S CAMPAIGN PROMISES REGARDING PROFESSIONALISM!!!
More . . .
KYLE'S NEW TRACK IS ENTITLED "BENDER!!" AND DESCRIBES A TRAGIC LIFESTYLE THAT'S DESTINED TO KEEP THE GUY IN THE NEWS FOR THE IMMEDIATE FUTURE!!!
Many thanks to KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS who have already taken a listen . . . Now hear it for yourself . . .
Bender!!-KJ feat. Dutch Newman by KJ-muzic
CHECK THE DIRECT HTML LINK TO THE "BENDER!!" SONG FOR THOSE OF YOU USING A MAC AND LIVING WITH THE GHOST OF STEVE JOBS AND A FLASH ONLINE PLUG-IN DEFICIENCY!!!
HERE ARE JUST A FEW VERSES FROM THE MAYOR'S SON AND HIS NEW SONG . . .
Part of the chorus: "Get a bad chick back to da crib then I bender (over)"
And people say TKC isn't romantic. Pah-shaw!
"I take this bottle to the head, might just drink till I'm dead."
Not exactly life affirming . . .
"Back it in the skirt until you get my dick up then you can suck on my dick until you get the hiccups."
I gotta take notes . . . Does this pick up line really work?
The tag "this iz how i get down" reveals that the Mayor's reading program might start closer to home than he initially realized.
What we've learned ? The hip-hop aspirations and lifestyle of Kyle James in this song put him in direct conflict with his dad's political goals. That's not really a tragic loss because Mayor Sly's credibility is about to be killed by a massive tax increase plan anyhoo. The good news . . .
THE JAMES GANG LOOKS LIKE THEY'LL KEEP KANSAS CITY ENTERTAINED WITH THEIR ANTICS AS HOMICIDES AND POLITICAL FAIL DEFINE LOCAL LIFE!!!
The Mayor's last remaining acolytes will keep arguing that this has nothing to do with Mayor Sly. Still, and like it or not, it is a FACT that Kansas City's Mayor is never going to have much credibility on this town's most serious problems while his son is trying to make a career out of being a drunken, angry rapper.
DEVELOPING . . .
Gotta nice beat and it's easy to dance to.
ReplyDeletegee..i cant figure out what is wrong with the world today.???
ReplyDeleteCapital T-O-O-L!
ReplyDeleteGay
ReplyDeleteGay
ReplyDeleteGay
ReplyDeleteThat is total shit
ReplyDeleteI'm sure those elementary school kids that he's been hanging out with are gonna be in this music video. This guy is major trash.
ReplyDeleteHis second song, Hiii Power Remix talks about drinking, partying, banging chicks, and driving down prospect and getting in a wreck. Classy. Piece of shit
ReplyDeletethis is unfortunate
ReplyDeleteAnd people ask, "What's wrong in the black community?" !!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMakes me wanna get all Indian and smackahoe.....
ReplyDeleteAnd to think this is one of the young bruddahs that came from a GOOD family!!!
ReplyDeleteLost generation of angry, impulsive, idiotic and utterly worthless SHUCK AND JIVE COCKGOBBLERS.
Not sure if someone has said it yet, but if they haven't I will......GAY!..........Oh wait, someone already did three times. Oh well. GAY GAY GAY!
ReplyDeleteKyle James is a complete, utter embarrassment to Kansas City. There are really no appropriate words to express my disgust of his lyrics and of him as a person. Great parenting job, Mayor James. Your son has reverted back to the 'hood where you grew up. Fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.
ReplyDeleteBrutal.
ReplyDeleteJust brutal.
"Back it in the skirt until you get my dick up then you can suck on my dick until you get the hiccups."
Oh man...
Is that shit poetry?
Kyle wants to pen this.
"There's a stake in your fat black heart
And the villagers never liked you.
They are dancing and stamping on you.
They always knew it was you.
Daddy, daddy, you bastard, I'm through."
Hey, Sylvia Plath, did kill herself.
Tony, you stole "The James Gang" from Super Dave.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Kyle will move to Northfield.
He sure ain't gettin any Younger here.
This kind of shit makes me want to gather up some boys, get white sheets and hoods and go for a ride. When the niggers were freed, this is the crap that Lincoln feared would happen. Although it has taken 150 some years to metastasize, the tumor is fatal nonetheless and allowing niggers to run wild WILL ultimately result in the total ruin of civilization. Yes, civilization, not just the city or state or country. Think about it and think seriously because the future looks mighty bleak indeed.
ReplyDeleteHow the hell this guy pay the bills or does the Bank of Dad do it?
ReplyDeleteJefferson Davis was right...Abraham Lincoln is rolling over in his grave and saying....i did what????
ReplyDeleteThis guy demanding cash from his Dad or something? That would explain all the proposed the tax increases.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Kyle can join KCPD and pick up prostitutes or drink and drive then crash patrol cars. LOL
ReplyDeleteMaybe Kyle can join KCPD and pick up prostitutes or drink and drive then crash patrol cars. LOL
ReplyDeleteThis is going to cost Sly.
ReplyDeleteI can hear the TV ad that includes this as the music in the background already...
ReplyDelete"Dad got his pro-tem back to da crib then he bender (over)" heheh
ReplyDeleteKansas City has a gorilla, with a nice smile, as it's Mayor. How lovely. It also has one of the highest murder rates, highest unemployment rates, highest crime rates, etc, etc. Welcome to Detroit, Kansas City! You can smack and jive and laugh and carry on about how "it can't happen here" but hey stupid, it already has!! Kansas City is the living embodiment of the PLANET OF THE APES!! Run white people, run for your lives. Somewhere, anywhere. If you think I'm shittin' you, just watch a little while longer...
ReplyDeleteSly and Licia must be proud of their spawn.
ReplyDeleteI would suck his dick!
ReplyDeleteRumor is it looks like a cauliflower.
ReplyDeleteBoy, you can tell that kid is half white and trying too hard.
ReplyDeleteSly James parents worked extremely hard to establish their own successful small business. Sly James served in the U.S. Marines and then went to law school. Kyle James sings bad rap and is a substance abuser.
ReplyDeleteThere's an old saying that says it's the 3rd generation that loses the family business.
Well, what do you expect from an ambulance chasing do anything for money lawyers son? Dad has no ethics, son has no ethics.
ReplyDeleteTHIS nigger AGAIN????
ReplyDeleteYep lets give control of the schools to Sly James. What a great parent just look at the results!
ReplyDeleteGay? Who knows? Hot? Obviously!
ReplyDeleteStudio solider! Wanna-be that wouldn't last two seconds in streets.
ReplyDeleteHe can write 50 bender songs, he's still a wannabe.
ReplyDeleteWonderwhat the fellas over at the Green Duck Lounge this of this? LMAO.
ReplyDeleteThe samples are so STOLEN from 2 live crew (you know that one fshop song) and the stupid looped track is from a million other songs (most notably a bad puff diddy song) with not much here. It gets better at the end. I am impressed he found something to rhyme with sprint center.
ReplyDeleteOMG! Bender from the futurama cartoon! Bender, the tin rude from the matt groening cartoon. Its on cartoon network at night in adult swim. Nice job, he made a rap song for simpsons nerds. Bender, made of tin, on a show about space, that came to an end.
ReplyDeleteIf this is who Kansas Citians want governing their city they deserve everything that's going to happen to them.
ReplyDeleteThis mayor is a JOKE. His family is a JOKE. I am disgusted living in KC with leadership like this. My only saving grace is that I still have the freedom to move out of this shit hole KC.
Hey steal some more lyrics from Dr. Dre and NWA ... your a joke BJ oh im sorry KJ.
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