Monday, August 01, 2011

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! IS THAT MISSOURI CONGRESSMAN SAM GRAVES HANGING OUT IN HIGH STYLE WITH THE HOTTIE BLONDE YET AGAIN?!?!



Other than the "Sugar Coated Satan Sandwich" (yum) comment . . . The debt ceiling thing didn't really spark much interest for me . . . Mostly because I didn't bother to find a way to make it local. 

HOWEVER . . .

Some photo evidence of a local Congressman living the good life is ALWAYS worth a look.

To wit, I always thought Congressman Sam Graves was rather goofy . . .



Look at that shirt . . . Ewwwww. This Missouri dude seems to have absolutely no style. And this is from a dude who doesn't leave the basement without a baseball cap.

Anyhoo . . .

RECENTLY A KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE CAPTURED SOME RATHER INTRIGUING IMAGES OF CONGRESSMAN GRAVES STEPPING UP HIS GAME AND DOING SOME LUXURY SHOPPING WITH THE HELP OF A SESSY BLONDE LOBBYIST!!!

Take a look . . .

That seems swanky . . .



Is that high-class after-hours shopping?!?!? Very nice. Or maybe they just stayed late. Picking out clothes in a ritzy store is tough work.



Here they come . . .



And there there's a good looking couple on a posh street. Notice that she's holding what seems to be his suit bag (nullus) . . . A buddy of mine says, "I guess that's what you'd call a FULL SERVICE lobbyist."

Very nice.



And here they walk on . . . Into luxury bliss . . .With what looks to be Graves wearing that same dumbass yellow shirt.

The comment from the KICK-ASS TIPSTER:

"While on Capital Hill, Graves purports to be "married" to reduced government spending and fiscal responsibility. But when he's across town in the upscale Dupont Circle, he secretly maintains a guilty pleasure on the side. That's right, away from the public eye, Graves engages in activity that many in his party would find despicable - high-end shopping."

"Less than 24 hours after Graves released a statement about the debt ceiling, reiterating his focus to "get our spending under control" and to "return our country to a fiscally responsible course," he was seen perusing the $1,000 suits at the swanky Dupont Circle Brooks Brothers."

"He and his wife...er, is that Graves' wife?...were caught leaving the store together. Although we can't be certain who his shopping companion is, it's safe to say that the "special friend" carrying Graves' haul is at the heart of his double life."

Ouch.

So, as the Isley Brothers once asked. Who's that lady?

Could it be the hottie blonde lobbyist that KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS CAUGHT CONGRESSMAN GRAVES HANGING OUT WITH LAST YEAR?!?!

She seems to busy to be hanging out with a dorky politico from Missouri.



She has a Twitter account that's just fascinating.

And her resume is rather impressive . . .




Yep, that smart lady does biz with a bio-energy company . . . An industry that Congressman Graves seems to readily support.

And just to show you that GOP women defy all stereotypes . . . Jill Warren also seems to own her own workout place. She's a DC resident, an avid marathoner runner and a pilates and yoga enthusiast.

According to this KICK-ASS TIPSTER . . . No wonder Congressman Graves would want to hang out with her, I knew a stripper who sold candy and also did hair and that level of multi-tasking impressed me so much that I asked her to marry me. Yeah, she said no.

BUT I DIGRESS . . .

KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS OFFER PERSUASIVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF GRAVES LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE AND LUXURY SHOPPING AMID A DEBT CEILING HOT MESS!!!

That's not exactly the rep that the good Congressman maintains back home . . . But most of what we hear from the GOP is contradictory nowadays.

DEVELOPING . . .

48 Comments:

Anonymous said...

sexy.

Anonymous said...

OH Man! Good one Tony.

Anonymous said...

Fattie. Too bad, you would think a Congressman could score some classier 'tang.

Anonymous said...

Waste of a story Tony. Who cares.... Any dirt on P&L after this weekend?

Anonymous said...

As Chairman of the House Small Business Committee, how many proposals has he put forward to put Americans back to work? Has he ever had an original thought? If he's got such an important chairmanship, how come we never see or hear from this guy?

Anonymous said...

You're just jealous of Graves, he is winning the type of blondes you're just dreaming about.

Anonymous said...

Is high end shopping code for having an affair? If not, it should be.

Anonymous said...

Good thing the congressman is getting the blonde while the country falls apart. Tax dollars well spent.

Anonymous said...

wow. this article is a bit thin on logic.

had sam graves put a suit on a credit card and then not made the payments, it would then be "contradictory" to espouse fiscal responsibility principles on the House floor.

but acccording to tony, merely shopping at brooks brothers now makes you unqualified to demand that our government spend no more than it brings in. hmmmm......

now, if tony were to cover certain congresspersons and senators who support a government subsidized "green impact zone" in KC's urban core, all while jet-setting around the country in gas guzzling private planes, that would be "contradictory."

wouldn't it?

Liberals Make My Weary said...

OH...MY...GOSH!

Sam Graves and a WOMAN are walking down the street together.

This betrays a real prejudice against women, Tony.

Are you saying that a woman can't be a lobbyist, talking to CongressMEN without there being something improper going on?

My take on the situation -- It's her clothing bag. He's not carrying it because this is a conversation with a professional colleague, not a date.

Anonymous said...

These guys seem to have a weird attraction to hogs with lipstick.

Anonymous said...

The defense of Graves is thin. I wonder what his wife thinks?

Anonymous said...

Yellow journalism at its lowest. Unfortunately it's also the SOP here.

Anonymous said...

Jeff Roe's Wife.

Anonymous said...

from the roots of her hair she's not a real blonde. just saying. Gotta keep the dyeing up or people will notice.

Anonymous said...

she doesn't work out or run much with that fat ass

Anonymous said...

Liberals are so hypocritical. It's just amazing. People on the street aren't half as interesting as Weiner-gate and you barely mentioned that Tony.

Anonymous said...

Weiner's gone dude.

Anonymous said...

Typical politician. But a STRONG argument for TERM LIMITS. These guys are all the same.

Anonymous said...

That is not Mrs. Jeffroe. She's taller than Graves and much thinner than this woman.

Anonymous said...

Wow what a surprise another cheating congress person.

Radioman KC said...

This is a difficult problem for women... they can't get a lobbiests job because if some asshole photographs them together...then they're automatically assumed to be fooling around.

IN this day and age, that should be either gender. Bad reporters. I'd say don't put it up until you have the goods. This isn't an assumable offense today.

Watch out tee, if you piss off the whole gender, they might do bad things to you. And indelicately.

Anonymous said...

Worse than the shirt is the bluetooth phone on his ear. Ick.

Anonymous said...

How embarrassing for his wife.

Anonymous said...

maybe he'll issue a "Weiner" excuse story.

Anonymous said...

This shit is the same for Dems and Repubs. They ALL live high and then preach different policies. If they didn't have a different story they'd all be the same and then there'd be fewer politicians, lobbyist, consultants, lawyers and the rest.

Shut up Tony....this expose is pure BS and I don't even like Graves.

chuck said...

2:57 is right.

Anyone wearing a fuckin Bluetooth thing in their ear needs a curb stomping.

Tony, she is right in your wheel house.

She'd bring ya some fine sons.

Anonymous said...

TKC the cock stalker.

Anonymous said...

How about they ran into each other in a store....She's carrying her own bag and he looks to have a pair of shoes in his hand. Nice try.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see the ripples on her ass as it gets pounded!!! Cute in a ass fuck kinda way.

Anonymous said...

a fucking blue tooth? who does he think he is p-diddy? what a fucking dork... flip flops and a blue tooth, this guy is over reacting from being on a tractor his whole life.

The Sane said...

Gee, and his brother is trying to help the Bishop cover-up his alliance with pedophiles.

That Graves family is just top notch.

Anonymous said...

Hot and sessy, if you like horse faced women.

Anonymous said...

Hey Jill! You are spending time with this dweeb for pay -- they used to have a name for women who did that!

I bet your family is SOOOO proud of you.

Anonymous said...

And if Graves was a liberal TKC wouldn't have mentioned anything.

Anonymous said...

How embarrassing for his wife.

Anonymous said...

This how story is a huge leap. Weak Tony! VERY WEAK!!!

what a cuntry said...

My bike ride to work revealed more details of why we are so screwed. The slapdash job to "fix" the roads here with stimulus money is already falling apart; the local government used a cheapo "cold seal" process that lasts, tops, 5 years. Potholes are coming back with a vengeance.

As I rode along, stroller mommies were out, some on the phone or texting, while walking the dog AND pushing around junior. It's the most bizarre thing since those "one-man band" acts that used to be on TV variety shows. Some mommies have twins and TWO dogs tethered to them. I am surprised they don't have two phones going, too.

Anonymous said...

I for one would like to lean back on her mams as she gives me a slow firm hand job....Mmmmmm nice!

Anonymous said...

umm. men and women are allowed to socialize with one another, no Taliban here yet, are you thinking of starting your own chapter ?

Anonymous said...

You republithugs are in the wrong place to pull that shit. We aren't republicans, we aren't democrats. TKC readers shit on all that stuff and just watch pricks like Graves squirm.

Anonymous said...

Our political system is a quagmire.

Anonymous said...

She's kinda cute! Bet she has dirty feet! Yummmmmmmm.....

Anonymous said...

Least it is a woman and not a guy! Like most republicians like to chase after.

Anonymous said...

Graves just wanted to look pretty when the TV cameras were focusing on Congress holding up the debt ceiling vote.

Anonymous said...

But most democrats are nigger sperm eating faggots!

Foot Man said...

I'd like a flip fop foot job from Jill.Think she'd mind if I sperm her toes????

Anonymous said...

Good for him. Maybe you should report that Cleaver is screwing every American with his spread the wealth campaign.