TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! IS THAT MISSOURI CONGRESSMAN SAM GRAVES HANGING OUT IN HIGH STYLE WITH THE HOTTIE BLONDE YET AGAIN?!?!
Other than the "Sugar Coated Satan Sandwich" (yum) comment . . . The debt ceiling thing didn't really spark much interest for me . . . Mostly because I didn't bother to find a way to make it local.
HOWEVER . . .
Some photo evidence of a local Congressman living the good life is ALWAYS worth a look.
To wit, I always thought Congressman Sam Graves was rather goofy . . .
Look at that shirt . . . Ewwwww. This Missouri dude seems to have absolutely no style. And this is from a dude who doesn't leave the basement without a baseball cap.
Anyhoo . . .
RECENTLY A KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE CAPTURED SOME RATHER INTRIGUING IMAGES OF CONGRESSMAN GRAVES STEPPING UP HIS GAME AND DOING SOME LUXURY SHOPPING WITH THE HELP OF A SESSY BLONDE LOBBYIST!!!
Take a look . . .
That seems swanky . . .
Is that high-class after-hours shopping?!?!? Very nice. Or maybe they just stayed late. Picking out clothes in a ritzy store is tough work.
Here they come . . .
And there there's a good looking couple on a posh street. Notice that she's holding what seems to be his suit bag (nullus) . . . A buddy of mine says, "I guess that's what you'd call a FULL SERVICE lobbyist."
And here they walk on . . . Into luxury bliss . . .With what looks to be Graves wearing that same dumbass yellow shirt.
The comment from the KICK-ASS TIPSTER:
"While on Capital Hill, Graves purports to be "married" to reduced government spending and fiscal responsibility. But when he's across town in the upscale Dupont Circle, he secretly maintains a guilty pleasure on the side. That's right, away from the public eye, Graves engages in activity that many in his party would find despicable - high-end shopping."
"Less than 24 hours after Graves released a statement about the debt ceiling, reiterating his focus to "get our spending under control" and to "return our country to a fiscally responsible course," he was seen perusing the $1,000 suits at the swanky Dupont Circle Brooks Brothers."
"He and his wife...er, is that Graves' wife?...were caught leaving the store together. Although we can't be certain who his shopping companion is, it's safe to say that the "special friend" carrying Graves' haul is at the heart of his double life."
So, as the Isley Brothers once asked. Who's that lady?
Could it be the hottie blonde lobbyist that KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS CAUGHT CONGRESSMAN GRAVES HANGING OUT WITH LAST YEAR?!?!
She seems to busy to be hanging out with a dorky politico from Missouri.
She has a Twitter account that's just fascinating.
And her resume is rather impressive . . .
Yep, that smart lady does biz with a bio-energy company . . . An industry that Congressman Graves seems to readily support.
And just to show you that GOP women defy all stereotypes . . . Jill Warren also seems to own her own workout place. She's a DC resident, an avid marathoner runner and a pilates and yoga enthusiast.
According to this KICK-ASS TIPSTER . . . No wonder Congressman Graves would want to hang out with her, I knew a stripper who sold candy and also did hair and that level of multi-tasking impressed me so much that I asked her to marry me. Yeah, she said no.
BUT I DIGRESS . . .
KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS OFFER PERSUASIVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF GRAVES LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE AND LUXURY SHOPPING AMID A DEBT CEILING HOT MESS!!!
That's not exactly the rep that the good Congressman maintains back home . . . But most of what we hear from the GOP is contradictory nowadays.
DEVELOPING . . .