Here's why Kansas City's Daily Paper is soon to join the Dodo and the Dinosaur in the dust bin of world history:
A Gloria Squitiro Roundup With No New Information Made Sunday's KC Star Front Page!!!
Even more embarrassing . . . TKC had a bit of EXCLUSIVE insight that "THE BIGFOOT OF BROOKSIDE" was coming back to City Hall two weeks ago.
It's almost embarrassing what makes the paper-of-record nowadays . . . Given that the Co-Mayors are now completely irrelevant and a great many people in KC are already looking for somewhere, anywhere to put their cash for the next mayoral election.
Still . . . An interesting tidbit in this story . . . The converse of the reporting indicates . . .
MAYOR FUNKY AND HIS WIFE ARE STILL RUNNING THE MAYOR'S OFFICE FROM BROOKSIDE ALONG WITH THEIR NON-PROFIT!!!
I've heard from AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS that their contact information for their biz even lists their home address. Here's hoping that the coming winter won't host any opportunists slipping and falling at Casa Funky on City biz.
Finally . . . All things considered: Talk about Mayor Funky regaining his footing on the political front is much too optimistic when the most interesting thing about his tenure continues to be the freak show put on by his Co-Mayor wife.
The reality is that all we have got lately from the Feckless Funk is relief over not having to deal with his and the Squid's public antics. He has been muzzled and she has been kept out of the public eye by the "Puppetmaster" Big Jeff Roe. The reality is that the Funk has continued to accomplish nothing to help the City. No budget expertise, no new City business snagged, no increase in the public perception of how the City is functioning and nothing "smart with the money." We are all just glad we don't have to see the Squid and here about either of their antics any more. That really isn't a great or positive accomplishment... he isn't capable of accomplishing anything positive or substantive ---> certainly has not show anything yet after three years.
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of space.
Long live the Orange evolution, the Orange evolution is dead.
posted yesterday:
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why won't she just go away?
ReplyDeleteShe's about as far away as she can be pushed until the elction. Thanks to Jeff Roe for partially ridding this Municpal Nightmare from the public view.
ReplyDeleteMuzzle her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDear City Council,
ReplyDeleteWill you please find out for us if the Funkhouser house is fully insured? This is a request based on precedent. There is city business being conducted at this semi-private house. We may be at a financial risk. We know that a slip and fall can occur anywhere. We know that the occupants of this house have been successfully sued for harassment. We can surmise that neither the man nor the woman have suddenly learned how not to terrorize staff or citizens.( Bates and Sunny Side.) Thus we are at risk for unseemly and illegal behavior that is out of the public eye, but not out of our tax dollars. Insurance companies are loathe to insure people who have cost them tens of thousands of dollars. Insurance companies do not write policies for people who are high risk. I suspect that the house in question has been bumped down from full coverage to basic fire insurance.
Thank You,
Ms. Sweetie Pie
Muzzle their house :)
ReplyDeleteClean their house. Muzzle their mortgage :)
ReplyDeleteShe is known by one name....
ReplyDeleteBIGFOOT!
Now just what the hell was the City Attorney doing at the funk'd house? City Attorney should have said NO. How hard is it to have principles? No grown elected or city paid man or woman should be meeting with the freak show off of city property. Not when it is City Business. Just because the pet squit is persona non grata at city hall doesn't mean anyone caters to her at their hovel.
ReplyDeleteThis childish man may be a victim of his wife. He has no balls. He should take his paycheck and run screaming out of that house. It is his hell on earth, but that's his problem.
show me the insurance papers. Are we covered??????
Isn't it about time for the Funky holiday letter to go out? Personally, I hope the Squid complains about her sex life this year and claims sex with Funky is like tossing a Vienna sausage down a hallway.
ReplyDeleteThese comments are really disrespectful and disgusting Tony. You would do well to not allow such garbage on your site.
ReplyDeleteBig Foot nasty bitch.
ReplyDeleteAnon. 5:49... shut up, Kendrick.
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