Hey, for God's sake at least attempt to protect your junk . . . Please wrap it up . . . Especially considering this Kansas City's horrible STD report card by Men's Health.
The link was sent in by a generous TKC reader and got me thinking that . . . Seriously, with a D- Ranking of 82 for this town . . . Residents better make damn well sure that they're packing a lot of latex and not believing the lies of promiscuous men and women in this town who are probably very nasty.
"Especially considering this Kansas City's horrible STD report card by Men's Health."
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Of course it was. No way you were going to be reading Men's Health, or practicing safe sex with anyone other than yourself. You do wash your hands don't you?
Only after I finish.
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