Saturday, May 31, 2008

The TKC Saturday Night Playlist: Thank Goodness!!! Black people still harassed by authorities more than Latinos!!! TKC breathes a sigh of relief.



For a few years now Latinos have been that largest minority in the United States. I've always believed that this status has brought about an inevitable backlash that has taken the form of the anti-immigration ruckus that mostly fizzled out because nobody pays attention to single-issue voters.

Still, I had grown even more worried when Missouri State Troopers decided to get involved in anti-immigration efforts i.e. racial profiling and that has made my trips to MU (to visit skanky college women who have a thing for Latino writers) a little bit more worrisome. Honestly, I didn't want to know what the reaction would be from the po-po to a swarthy Latino man like myself accompanied by big booty blonde graduate students with a good portion of cleavage hanging out - That's how I roll, I make no apologies.

Luckily, my concern was misplaced because the authorities in Missouri still like hassling Black people far more that TKC and my ilk.
Blacks More Likely To Be Stopped In Missouri

Black drivers are more likely to be stopped in Missouri than white and Hispanic motorists.

An annual state report found that in 2007 a black motorist was 66 percent more likely to be stopped than a white one. Hispanic drivers were slightly more likely to be pulled over than whites.

The annual report is required under a 2000 state law. All but 22 of the state's more than 700 police departments reported data.
So, for the moment, it looks like I can thank generations of bigotry from keeping police from hassling me based solely on my ethnicity. Sooner or later I think things might even up and authorities will begin to question the citizenship of all Latinos simply because of their own perceptions and reactionary sentiments which ignore the fact that illegal immigrants of the Latino persuasion contribute billions to Social Security.

Anyhoo, this sad statistic from Missouri has inspired me to dedicate tonight's playlist to songs with the word "Black" in their title. It's a small tribute but but I guess I owe a debt of gratitude to African-Americans who have managed to deflect a bit of this state's long standing tradition of racism . . . Whereas affluent white people who have benefited from this systemic racism and years of privilege probably need to make with the reparations.

TKC Fun Fact: Did you know that the Missouri Tigers got their nickname from a cadre of confederate guerrillas led by "Bloody Bill" Anderson . . . These kind of groups were pretty much a precursor to the KKK.

Here are the songs:

  • Back in Black - AC/DC
  • Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden (no homo)
  • Fell on Black Days - Soundgarden
  • The Black Angel's Death Song - The Velvet Under Ground
  • Paint it Black - Rolling Stones
  • Men in Black - Frank Black
  • Black - Pearl Jam
  • Back to Black - Amy Winehouse
  • Led Zeppelin - Black Dog
  • Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath



    See what I did? The songs are all by white people and refer to a color (or mood) and not African-Americans, I think I did this to signify that the racism in this state is backward, stupid and misguided . . . Very much like the fact that consistent, rampant racial profiling in Missouri is mostly ignored my most local mainstream media pundits. I'm so clever . . . This thoughtful post is right up there with tired sentiment from legendary 70's Funk Band (sorta) Three Dog Night. Natch. Moving on . . .

    Thank you for reading this week. Have a safe and fun Saturday Night!!!


  • UPDATE: There seems to be a bit of confusion about the origin of the Tigers Mascot which I may have help contribute to with my poor writing as well. Let's just safely assume that most (if not all) white people in Missouri are at least somewhat racist. Problem solved!!!

    Links at the weekend



    Here are some links I didn't miss but almost did:

  • Everyone says "NEXT YEAR" TO MAYOR FUNKY: County Leaders Discuss Mass Transit Plan

  • Sad truth in Kansas City: If you're lucky it all ends in senility and death . . . Missing Elderly Man Found Dead

  • Today's Kansas City Inspiration for a Country Song: "A 38-year-old man is charged with assault for hitting a woman with a hammer and a frying pan."

  • Suburban bliss is all about conformity: Lee's Summit lady sentenced to probation for a barking dog.

  • A "topless" photo gallery of Adriana Lima in Italian Elle is pretty gully even though it's "the ghey" to look at women's magazines.



  • In six months you won't remember him: David Cook Signs with RCA Records

  • Another baby Kansas City can't feed: Baby Zebra Born At KC Zoo

  • Kansas City is mediocre when it comes to spelling too!!!

  • Local lakes no longer a haven for drunk white drivers: Missouri Water Patrol conducts checkpoint

  • Phony Star reporting. Here's the headline: "Leaders commit to transit plan" Fact is, they've only committed to keep on talking and a significant contingent want to wait for a better time financially.

  • Finally, a Kansas City bike ride that isn't all about self-absorbed hipsters: Father's Legacy Continues With Bike Ride

  • Affordable housing even for the (lower) middle-class will be harder to find in Kansas City: Rising construction and capital costs are likely to limit Kansas City-area apartment construction this year to the lowest level in more than 20 years
  • A dozen Reasons (in a row) to discount Kansas City Hype regarding the Royals



    The Kansas City Royals dropped a dozen in a row . . . Speculation about a "rebuilding year" is beginning to wear off and it's becoming evident they SIMPLY JUST SUCK. In about two hours they could be on loss number 13 . . . Personally, I hope the bad times continue because it makes it easier to get tickets and it ends hopeful talk which misunderstands that the many reason (small media market) why THE TEAM WILL ALWAYS BE MEDIOCRE!!!

    She's back!!!

    Say Hello to Cara one more time . . . Blogging is an addiction from which the discourse in Kansas City benefits. Welcome back Cara!!!

    Graves called her "Gay Barnes"

    Good golly, had I known it was that easy and lame to run a campaign and rely simply on slurs, I would have started a long time ago!!! Give KC Blue Blog credit for listening VERY CLOSELY!!!

    For all of the Kansas City homos who won't be watching Sex in the City today!!!



    Hummm, I noticed Downtown was just a little more fabulous today . . . It's the pride festival . . . Turn your speakers up really loud when you visit their webpage for a quick blast of Kool and the Gang.

    Supposedly, their festival is "going green" so I guess that means they'll be handing out mint flavored condoms or something else I don't want to think about . . . NO HOMO, of course.

    Taking a look at Larry Moore's Melons!!!

    Kansas City Blogger Ken comes up with a fantastic screenshot of a Kansas City institution. Hehe.

    Twitter is slightly screwed

    I think that's why I stopped using it the first time, or else I just thought it was boring but for the most part I like Twitter more than blogging nowadays . . . However, they're having a hella lot of problems lately and like all things net they aren't great a listening to their customer according to a great many articles on the net. I'm keeping them on my sidebar though, when it works it's pretty wonderful.

    I'm being forced to see four old whores!!!



    Ugh. I don't know how I was conned into this but I have to go see Sex in the City tonight. What's worse is all of the women in Kansas City who think they can relate to upwardly mobile tramps who are really supposed to be the ghey guys in real life. Eh, maybe self-deception is universal, in any event it should give me a couple of good opportunities and pointers to pick up cougars.

    Friday, May 30, 2008

    TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY'S SPRINT CENTER DOESN'T WANT TO WORK FOR CONVENTION BIZ!!! WAL-MART TURNED AWAY IN HOPES OF NHL ANCHOR!!!



    TKC Tipsters know a hella lot about Kansas City and they don't like the way Downtown Corporate entities are taking this town for a ride simply because they seemingly forget that their shiny new facilities belong to taxpayers first and foremost.

    The latest example:

    WAL-MART IS APPARENTLY TAKING THEIR $15 MILLION CONVENTION OUT OF DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY BECAUSE THE CONVENTION AND VISITORS ASSOCIATION CAN'T SECURE THE SPRINT CENTER FOR THEIR VISIT!!!

    Why? Well, obviously the Sprint Center needs an anchor tenant but in the meantime they are eschewing a bunch of other business that could bring in much needed revenue. Word is that the Sprint Center is hard to book for "social events" and the convention biz is being brazenly turned away. Even worse, officals at the arena are simply sitting on their hands and hoping against hope that an NHL team will come along and save their necks . . . They're not working to book anything more than crusty, washed up rock acts in the meantime.

    Basically, the Sprint Center which receives the majority of its funding from hotel/rental car fees will not work with the city to help secure much needed, large conventions while holding out hope for a NHL team that is at least 3 years away . . . Or maybe never when the example of the Penguins playing this town for a fool is any indication.

    Here's the way things look now for The Sprint Center:

    No anchor tenant.

    No convention biz in the meantime.

    And generates very little ancillary revenue.

    As of now the Sprint Center can almost certainly be described as an interesting looking building but an abject failure in terms of creating the elusive "Downtown Renaissance."

    TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! RUMOR HAS IT AUTHORITIES DON'T CARE ABOUT CODE VIOLATIONS AT THE P&L DISTRICT!!!



    So, from what AWESOME TKC tipsters are telling me . . . The P&L District doesn't really have to worry about Kansas City's Liquor Control Board judging from the behavior that's being reported (but not investigated) at clubs inside the taxpayer subsidized entertainment district.

    Kansas City City's big bet is seemingly being protected and is now above the law!!!

    Example: Rumor has it that one of the P&L District bars has not turned into a de facto "titty bar" and the male bartenders are topless while hosing down female employees (good times) . . . As fun as this sounds, the P&L District isn't exactly zoned for the rampant nudity going on in its establishment and the apparently there are a lot of folks in town wondering when or if there's going to be a crackdown. It's not like KC Liquor control doesn't run a tight ship . . . Remember a couple years ago a popular downtown bar was nearly closed because of unsanctioned spanking (hehe) and the same kind of issues with nudity.

    First the P&L District wants to be the only place in Kansas City where people can drink a beer outside and now they seemingly don't answer to anybody when it comes to codes of conduct . . . Once again it's clear that DOWNTOWN CORPORATE INTERESTS ARE ABOVE THE LAW IN KANSAS CITY!!!

    A couple of good ones coming up



    Friday is never the best for traffic but luckily awesome TKC tipsters (STAND UP) are letting readers of this blog know about what's really going on in Kansas City before the MSM gets around to it . . . THANK YOU!!! I'll start the coverage of these two stories today and continue to follow up as best as I can . . . And then you'll read about it in the newspaper a few weeks later.

    Other stuff:

  • Carjackings are still an all too common KC occurrence.

  • Local utility bills still on the rise.

  • Locking up minorities and po'folk for fun and prizes, I guess: Johnson County jail expansion will save taxpayers money

  • Twitter is starting to seem a lot more interesting than blogging. Today is the day of the big tweet up: Friday, 5/30/08 at 5:30pm, Barkley's roof deck, 1740 Main,
  • Kansas City tele-hos!!!



    Just stumbled upon the photo gallery of a great many of the broads who recently tried out for the bachelor in Kansas City.

    Desperation actually looks quite perky, blonde and tipsy with bit of eagerness to hook up with (bone) some stranger in front of a national TV audience.

    The underplayed AG settlement

    The Source opines about a recent settlement by AG Jay Nixon. Here's the story from the news that was skipped over by a great many in the political community (probably because Nixon has a mega lead and will undoubtedly win) . . . Missouri: Settlement calls for AG’s office to pay $26,000 . . . I figure it's worth blogging not only because it involves a quadriplegic woman who claimed employment discrimination but also because it's clear that a great deal of the reporting of discrimination complaints is often timid and mostly biased in the mainstream media.

    The latest post from a KC crime fighter

    More deferred maintenance when it comes to fixing Kansas City's sewers!!!



    Needless delay is what happens when the City Council starts paying too much attention to environmentalists and flashy television commercials . . .
    Currently the plan calls for $30 million of the $2.3 billion price (to fix KC sewers) to be spent on green remedies. But the council majority says much more, maybe up to $500 million more, needs to be spent on green solutions.
    Green is great but so many politicos in this town want to jump on board a popular bandwagon rather than getting directly to the nasty problem of this town's poop.

    Kansas City is filthy like a hooker!!!



    So this week we have learned that this town is not only ridden with disease but also polluted and nasty as well.
    Kansas City just got measured for its carbon footprint, and the size is nothing to brag about. Among the nation’s 40 largest metro areas, we had the sixth-worst carbon emissions per person, according to a study released Thursday by the Brookings Institution, a think tank in Washington, D.C.
    Personally, I put the blame for pollution on rich white people. Of course a few middle-class defenders of this group may champion this caste which they hope to join one day . . . In fact, some might even point out that my fellow Latinos can often be seen in beat up, old, gas guzzling clunkers with broken exhaust pipes . . . To that I answer that those cars are usually filled with no less than 2 dozen people so we're actually saving the planet.

    Anyhoo . . . The truth is that other than about 9 weirdos who are ardent ultra-liberal, bike riding fruit cakes and the good folks at Bridging the Gap; Kansas City doesn't care about the enviornment.

    This is a commuter town and people in Kansas City have always prized expediency and convenience over the greater good. Build light rail if you want but it's been proven that it not only doesn't get people out of their cars . . . It wastes a lot of money while not getting people out of their cars. People might love it on the weekends but when they have to be somewhere on time they'll get behind the wheel even if gas is comparatively pricey but still not as high as what Europe pays.

    The solution: It should be telecommuting or a better plan than the sloppy patchwork put forth by Mayor Funky . . . Still, this is a town that wastes electricity on an ugly looking art gallery so I wouldn't expect much progress.

    Kansas City Blogger Exposé!!!

    If there is one post you're going to read today, make sure it's on RDM's blog. Check out his confessional related to a recent death: "Sad story of soldier shocked by suspect shower..it speaks to sickening situation in Iraq"

    Blogger quote of the day: "Let's keep the leash if you can't keep it under control."

    There are many reasons to read Erin's blog . . . Her recent post describing a puppy protest is probably one of my favorites.

    The Republic Tigers Contest



    A Midwest blog is having a contest for some swag related to the Kansas City band.

    Here are the answers. Speak well of me . . .

    1. Shuttlecock in from of the Nelson-Atkins Museum. No homo.
    2. Truman Sports Complex at a time when both teams haven't been statistically eliminated.
    3. Douche bag David Cook.
    4. Harry Truman
    5. Ssion - Not the car, I think.

    Now go win Daddy some money.

    Event Driver: KC Weekend Music links

    Links and info for:

    Death Cab For Cutie
    The Elders
    Mix 93 Battle of The Bands

    And much more . . .

    New (to me) Blog: Simply Internet Trash

    Catchy title, great content and I like the guy's take on newspapers . . . Check out this Kansas City blogger who has a lot of great posts related to tech and pop culture.

    New Blog: Arieljvan.com

    Here's a bit of background provided by the author who is working to start a ministry near downtown KC: "This blog is where I think out loud about knowing Jesus, living out my theology, and making risky plans, so it has a personal, sometimes confessional flavor."

    Kansas City bomb threat was a dud!!!



    Early morning TKC readers will be glad to know that terrorism is still a red herring used to justify a costly and tragic war in Iraq that serves almost no practical purpose.

    Luckily, this is a pretty awesome nation and by the end of next year voters will most likely pick either a Black guy or white woman candidate that will end the occupation/siege that started off as a search for weapons of mass destruction that have never been found or now currently reside in Syria. Thank God for Democracy!!!

    In other words . . . THERE WAS NO BOMB FOUND AT KCI!!!

    This makes Friday a little nicer until people really get their head around other reports that say GW Bush will leave office with a bang and upcoming planned airstrikes on Iran.

    By the way, here's a kickass photo gallery of Dutch Supermodel Bombshell Doutzen Kroes . . . Keep it real Kansas City. Or something.

    Thursday, May 29, 2008

    BOMB THREAT AT KCI!!!!



    Just heard about it on the real news . . . This kind of thing makes me glad I never leave the house and live in a basement. KSHB has a cool explosion graphic and some details . . . TKC is currently looking for a photo of a celebrity model that is da bomb.



    Wow, that's certainly rational coverage that's not intended to create panic or sensationalize the story. Still, I have to admit they had the details quickly AND they make me less self-conscious about using all of that bold red type and exclamation points.

    Stay safe and classy Kansas City.

    Show Me More Minutemen Lies!!!



    Earlier this year a group of racist, lying scumbags came through the Kansas City area calling themselves The Minutemen . . . Sadly, I'll never forget that one of them had the Mayor's endorsement.

    They said they were for secure borders but then stuck their nose in an anti-Affirmative action measure that was ultimately defeated.

    Then it turns out that they're mostly liars who accuse Latinos of crimes they didn't commit.
    The wife of a founder of the Ozarks Minutemen has pleaded guilty to lying about being raped and shot by three Hispanic men.

    Angela D. Wilburn, 44, appeared in Greene County Associate Circuit Court on Tuesday and pleaded guilty to making a false report, a class B misdemeanor. Wilburn is scheduled to be sentenced Nov. 3. She could face up to six months in prison and a $500 fine.

    Wilburn is the wife of Brian Wilburn, who helped form the Ozarks Minutemen. She was charged with the crime in December, after calling 911 reporting someone had shot her
    This bit of trickery that was uncovered by the authorities kind of puts all of their other claims in perspective.

    Finally, over the course of the last year it has been demonstrated that the Minutemen and their ilk never really cared much about Kansas City and their club takes primary importance over their service . . . Put simply, for them nothing is more important than anti-Latino rhetoric to these single-issue fringe group described by Prez Bush as vigilantes.

    For what it's worth . . . There are several people (like TKC) who said as much about this group before they received the defense of the Mayor and so many shut-in reactionaries . . . Once again, I'm glad I've been proven correct.

    Hat Tip: The latest link about Minutemen lies came my way via Guard Your Grill!!! Gracias!!!

    Photo explanation: Lies about rape costing taxpayers thousands and leading to unfair racial profiling of Latinos are horrible and not at all as gully as the boob implant lies that Gemma Atkinson regularly shows off. Natch.

    When KCK Commutes

    From Crime Scene KC: "Police say three adults and a 17-year-old -- all from KCK -- were responsible for shooting a man in the head and face and taking his phone, wallet and Jeep last week in Olathe."

    ROYAL F*CKING FRUSTRATION!!!

    Fox4 features a Royal bleep-fest from Jose Guillen . . . It's worth a listen and the profanity-laden tirade in a Spanish accent reminds me of my childhood. I miss you Grandpa. Also, TKC thinks online listeners are grown up enough to hear the uncensored version which would really drive home the desperate situation for these Kansas City losers.

    Former Mayor Kay might have also stolen the Lindbergh baby!!!



    Featured above is the latest Republican attack ad . . . Thing is, there's no arguing Former Mayor Kay is for higher taxes but invoking ominous music and tones because of the very mention of the ghey people is kinda lame. And does anybody but the most ardent Sean Hannity listener believe a stupid phrase like "San Francisco Values" ???

    The only thing I find offensive is the seeming ignorance of the fact that there are many gheys in rural Missouri along with relatives of the ghey folks who might not like to see their loved ones demonized. Also, I was disappointed that there was disco music but no interracial dancing this time around.

    Seriously, Mayor Kay has a record of big spending but Graves also has his own problems with his GW Bush rubber stamp record as well . . . I guess running a divisive campaign based on identity politics is probably easier than really talking about what these two have done in office.

    The "devil" did it. Or whatever.



    Snake Blamed In Bonner Springs Power Outage . . . Click the photo (NSFW), just linked this story as an excuse to (once again) celebrate Showtime's photoshopping prowess when it comes to Mary Louise Parker's ass.

    WOF won't go away!!!

    In 30 minutes expect a lot of barking from bitches who want to provide tax payer funded luxury for their pets IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S NEIGHBORHOOD!!!

    New KC blog: How Do I make my mark?

    I'm becoming a fan of "confessional" Kansas City blogs if only because they offer original content and show some thought put into the writing rather than silly link compilations (like mine) and knee jerk reactions to the news. This KC blog is top notch . . . Check it out.

    Same old half dozen anony white guys on the KC Internets support light rail but only if their extra smart suggestions are taken

    KC Light rails offers "analysis" that basically amounts to head nodding . . . No homo? TKC just doesn't understand why the crew isn't happy playing on the KC Rag Forum (The premiere place for Kansas City construction cheerleading).

    The TKC Light Rail Poll



    I'd like to know what you d-bags think about the news light rail plan (or lack thereof) . . . Take my poll. (No homo)



    Vote early and often, like all Kansas City votes . . . It's rigged.

    TKC AM Links: Don't trust the Internets!!!



  • DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING ON THE INTERNETS!!! Police: Email About Power & Light District Danger was a Hoax!!!

  • That's not bad for 3 BILLION DOLLARS: Rail transit could be here in five to seven years, Funkhouser says.

  • President Bush to honor UMKC Student. Go Roos.

  • Three Held in Olathe Shooting

  • EXACTLY THE RESULTS THEY PAID FOR: Poll Suggests Support for Regional Mass Transit

  • Love and evidence don't live here anymore: Citing a lack of evidence, Jackson County prosecutors recently dismissed charges against a man who had been accused of killing his lover.

  • Fetus politics forevermore: The attorney for Johnson County District Attorney Phill Kline says Planned Parenthood is trying to use its political clout to get out of criminal charges.

  • TKC isn't the worst former lover out there: Man Accused Of Holding Woman Captive

  • Cash Crunch: Credit Union Robbed In Kansas City
  • The Disaster Continues: Don't mess with kickbacks in the KC School District!!!

    The Kansas City School District's vast plan for K-8 elementary schools across the district could be derailed within a year.

    KC Talk gets the credit they deserve!!!



    Kansas City's Chad Franklin Controversy first started on KC Talk . . . KSHB followed up with some insightful reporting,even more research and nicely promoted video segments.

    There was a bit of controversy about attribution but in the end I was happy to see the station acknowledge the work of KC Talk with their latest follow up report on the story:

    Deal Or No Deal Part IV: Chad Franklin Customers Meet
    The Internet has become a powerful tool for frustrated consumers but Chad Franklin Suzuki customers are reaching out to each other beyond the blogoshpere. Chad Franklin customers have been calling for action and also posting their stories online. Now their voices are being heard more than just in a forum.

    For months, Chad Franklin customers have spoken online posting their stories on the KCTalk Forum.
    Actually, I was pretty impressed not only that that station picked up at the story but also that more than 2 dozen KC Talkers congregated, the local media reported and people shared their tales of woe without insulting Frank . . . That d-bag.

    Comedy, Colbert with Claire



    Here's yesterday's highly anticipated Comedy Central segment featuring Claire McCaskill on the Colbert Report . . . It's really funny if you fit the right demographic: Middle-class, white, liberal and most likely just a little bit the ghey.

    When I want to see older white ladies joke around I just watch Chanel 2.

    TKC Told you so: Royals STILL suck!!!

    Royals LOSE 10 straight

    Independence and bullets

    2 Killed In Independence Double Shooting

    Kansas City blogger blind item



    It's important not to take blogs too seriously.

    This blog is fun and that's why I do it (along with the $5 per visitor I'm paid by a large multi-national corporation) . . . Anyhoo, when bloggers start worrying about their influence or who is reading their mostly unmemorable tripe . . . That's always a sign of trouble.

    Recently, a Kansas City blogger was caught by a politico using the same kind of language and references that appear in a variety of mean spirited, anti-Semitic and mostly insulting anony comments in local political message boards round Kansas City . . . Even worse, the dude is a SERIOUS political blogger so there's really no way he can play it all of as a joke - A tactic that TKC has perfected. Also, the dude isn't funny at all . . . And I think that he's going through a hard time personally (most likely a continued bout with impotence from what I've hard from a few gabby, local lady bloggers).

    Anyhoo . . . The whole thing represents nothing more than a bit more hurt feelings because of Kansas City blogs!!! Sadly, when it comes to Kansas City political blogging I believe that hard feelings and mindless chatter is about the only result one could hope for given the relatively low interest and that fact that blogs about more interesting topics generate far more traffic. For instance: Stuff White People like has had more than 20 million views and will soon be publishing a book.

    TKC manages to keep this whole blogging thing in perspective and that's why this (local) Internet Juggernaut stays more interesting than silly political groupies who overestimate their INFLUENCE.

    Also, photos of half naked white women help.

    Old School Kansas City Democrat Club provides great clues for candidates to avoid!

    The CCP recently made their endorsements:

    Attorney General: Jeff Harris
    Treasurer: Clint Zweifel
    Lt. Gov.: Sam Page
    44th State House: Amy Coffman
    Prosecutor: Jim Kanatzer
    Sheriff: John Bullard

    Look for these candidates to uphold the lack of enthusiasm, diversity and innovation that marks Democracy in Kansas City and guarantees traditionally low voter turnout.

    Normally, hate to agree with white people from JoCo but the guy has a point

    Money Line from the JoCo SOB: "The Mayors new light rail plan might be the worst one to date. Who plans a transit system that takes you nowhere?"

    Mediocrity in one more sport: It's always entertaining watching Kansas City lose!!!



    I'm a tad late on this one but sadly I didn't see it mentioned in the MANY inexplicable Wizards blogs out there . . . And seriously, why would somebody start a blog about the Wizards if they weren't being paid for it?

    Anyway, watching Kansas City lose is a favorite pastime of mine and in a rather popular clip this town is embarrassed by none other than David Beckham.



    More than 100k viewers on Youtube so far have seen David Beckham score a 70 yard goal against the Kansas City Wizards.

    For what it's worth, soccer really isn't my thing but the clip was kind of cool and just another reminder that this town's mediocrity in sports is now extending to the world's favorite pastime . . . Soccer (also preferred by men who can't compete in any macho activity involving upper body strength . . . Like video games, dwarf tossing or ho slappin').

    Kinda liking the Kansas City Weather



    It has been cool and cloudy and this week and I can't complain. The weather makes it less conspicuous that I haven't mowed my lawn AND it's nice to walk around without freezing or sweating buckets.

    Surprisingly, both of the most popular Kansas City Weather blogs have been pretty accurate with their predictions as of late:

  • KC Weather.org: Pleasant springtime weather on the way for the next several days

  • And Gary Lezak pretty much notes the same but with a lot of interesting photos.

    One of my favorite people in town loves this time of year and I understand it now. For some reason things almost seem . . . Peaceful, which naturally makes me worried because it reminds me of "the calm before the storm." Nevertheless, I'm actually enjoying it and it provides a rare excuse to venture outdoors.
  • Wednesday, May 28, 2008