Online rumors of Larry Johnson's love triangle and possible illegitimate kid!!!

Actually, I'm quite proud of LJ for recent rumors of a hetero love triangle. Last year chatter swirled around the Internets that he was the ghey for Jay-Z since they are both millionaires and are inexplicably buying a house together.

A hetero love triangle isn't that controversial and it's almost a right of passage for an NFL star to sire an illegitimate kid.

A very special thanks to a TKC tipster who sent me a link to an almost indecipherable blog post concerning Larry Johnson's latest personal crisis:

Now enters Ryan Grant. Heard shorty was at his playoff games and all that. Green Bay is done and Grant is NY and word is that they are out here pretty tough. Now the gamble is that this lady is bout 6 months pregnant with Johnson’s child. Not sure what Grant is thinking in this situation but Johnson’s current wifey don’t have a clue. L.J. is seeing Julissa, the skinny cutie from BET and she is in the dark about a baby on the way form his previous flame. What’s even funnier is that L.J. doesn’t know about Ryan Grant. The two parents to be are attempting to stay somewhat together for the baby but no one in the equation knows anything. I say gambleeeee. Her joint is private so I didn’t peep but I heard there are sonogram pics on her myspace

Put simply, here are the players in the possible Larry Johnson baby mama dram:


Larry "Let's show my devotion to Jay-Z with every touchdown" Johnson.


This lady.


An NFL player with a more promising team and career.

I've never heard of Letoya Graham but apparently she's a "hip-hop model" and she wears big hoop earrings so she must be classy.

She might be better off going with Ryan Grant if the bun in her oven rumor turns out to be true, not only does Grant work for a better team but he has a much more promising career given that the curse of 400 caries in a year has not been placed on him by an unimaginative coaching staff.

And all of this makes TKC as tad flummoxed to think that Jackson County taxpayers are not-so-indirectly funding Larry Johnson's messed up personal life.