Kansas City Reciprocity: Bike/Walk Activists Demand Accommodation And Then Benefit From Local Consulting Business
We'll make a bigger deal of this later but for now we want to know what our blog community thinks . . .
ARE BIKE/WALK ACTIVIST SIMPLY ARGUING FOR THEIR OWN BIZ WHEN ENDLESSLY COMPLAIN ABOUT LOCAL TRAFFIC PROBLEMS?!?
Who knows? Maybe their heart is pure and they really just want to keep pedestrians and cyclists safe.
They say that helping people is profitable in every sense of the word. Accordingly, here's a glimpse at the local activist side hustle when they're not busy chastising drivers:
ARE BIKE/WALK ACTIVIST SIMPLY ARGUING FOR THEIR OWN BIZ WHEN ENDLESSLY COMPLAIN ABOUT LOCAL TRAFFIC PROBLEMS?!?
Who knows? Maybe their heart is pure and they really just want to keep pedestrians and cyclists safe.
They say that helping people is profitable in every sense of the word. Accordingly, here's a glimpse at the local activist side hustle when they're not busy chastising drivers:
Bike Parking Consulting Services
Bike parking is fast becoming a necessary amenity for modern businesses that prioritize accessibility, sustainability, and community benefit. It's good for your tenants, customers, your bottom line, and the planet! BikeWalkKC's team of qualified bike parking consultants can help. Customized bike
Don’t they need parking racks like they had in the old days? Why do they need to waste money on consultants, Jesus this city is stupid
ReplyDeleteBike Parking Consultants.
ReplyDeleteYou just can't hardly make this shit up.
More grifters at the public trough.
ReplyDeleteHow does KCMO tolerate all these fockers that's the question.
ReplyDeleteHey, Eric Bunch has a Mayoral Campaign to finance!
ReplyDeleteHis first step as Mayor will be to ban cars completely, then to go after pedestrians, or as he and his fellow "Bike Nazis" call them - "speed bumps".
Speaking of advancing ones career on the backs of others, swindling them out of their money what about Gay Dave's Johnson and Matted Staub? Worked like a charm.
ReplyDeleteIs it true that Whiz Bang Smart City Technologies offer valet bike parking for their employees?
ReplyDeleteDo you know if those spandex bike shorts come in XXL?
Last week spoke with traffic counters for KC on Barry Road at N Troost where new bike lanes constrict traffic. Mid-afternoon, one bike had been spotted all day. Inconvenience thousands for a few bike riders. Thanks Slie and Clowncil.
ReplyDeleteThis is as ridiculous idea, much like san Francisco department of HUMAN FECAL REMOVAL.. a better idea this to charge everybody $1 let him stand beside the city hall, and have them done the money off the top of the building and let the people fight for it. That way at least some people are truly earning the money.. then you will have an immediate stimulus to the local economy
ReplyDelete5:06 that's funny.
ReplyDeleteJob Listing:
"San Francisco Department of Human Fecal Removal" seeks hard worker for a dirty job assignment. Must be good with your hands and bring your own tool.