It's Spring, now mow my lawn

I hope you're happy. You've been begging for Springtime in Kansas City and now it has arrived.

Here's what you have to look forward to:

Bitchy neighbors just waiting to call codes enforcement on you if you go a week without mowing your lawn.

Chubby women of wearing clothes that are much too tight - Not always a bad thing but the extended winter might just make it a bit obscene and uncomfortable if you aren't prepared for it.

Katie Horner will be reporting on a tornado in distant rural Kansas for the next 18 weeks.

Golf

That's just a few of annoying things you'll have to endure . . . Also, I don't imagine record high gas prices are going to make the warmer weather any more enjoyable.

Now go throw a frisbee and pretend to enjoy the pollen.