Tuesday, June 12, 2018

TKC QUESTION: SHOULD KANSAS CITY ROYALS HOST LGBT PRIDE NIGHT?!?

This season that home team seems exceptionally conservative with anti-pr0n seminars and recent affiliations with pro-life advertisers . . . However, this fan poses a provocative question and raises a topic that could offer perspective on the inclusivity of the struggling franchise. Checkit and tell us your thoughts: The Royals should host an LGBT Pride Night

59 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Of course they should. The only people who would be against it are homophobic reactionaries who are more curious about the lifestyle than anyone else.

BB said...

You've got a point, the only people who get really mad about gay people are those who don't feel comfortable with their own sexuality and have problems with other people who also don't hold their same hangups.

Most people don't care what other people do with their junk.

Anonymous said...

Sure. Pander to them. How about a “straight persons night”?

Anonymous said...

Ok. But how about no Kiss Cam? Wouldn’t want little kids to see two dudes making out. Actually, wouldn’t want anyone to have to see that.

Anonymous said...

I am queer and perfectly comfortable with it. I’m out to family, friends, employer, etc., but my sexuality doesn’t define me any more than my eye color does, and all this gay pride stuff makes me embarrassed. Isn’t the whole point of equality being just that - equal? Yet what is equal about needing a special parade or night at the ballpark to validate one’s sexuality?

Anonymous said...

Or a white person's night.

Anonymous said...

Instead of Buck Night they could have Suck Night.

Anonymous said...

Just great for the uninformed family from the country that had to save to afford a big league game to show up on fag night. I miss that closet the were in called discretion.

Anonymous said...

Why oh why would they do that?

Barney Frank said...

I applaud you for your thinking.

Anonymous said...

What about two lipstick lesbians with huge breasts?

Anonymous said...

After the game, the losers should suck the winners dicks on the infield in front of all the fans so that we are not considered a backwards city who clings to our bibles and guns.

It's really the only right thing to do.

If we don't make everybody stay with the kids and watch, then Social Justice Warriors will chide us and tell us that, "That's not who we are!!!"

Next year, we should have s very special night, where we can break some new ground in the Progressive March To The Sea. We will have a Byron Funkhouser night. Byron will get married to a goat, then fuck it on the pitcher's mound before Harvey Weinstein throws out the first pitch.

Anonymous said...

Instead of 9 innings, they would prefer 9 inches. Or 9 outings.

Anonymous said...

Gives new meaning to the 7th inning stretch.
Maybe a fudge packing contest instead.

Anonymous said...

"Ok. But how about no Kiss Cam? Wouldn’t want little kids to see two dudes making out. Actually, wouldn’t want anyone to have to see that."

Why? Do you think anyone on the planet is not aware that goes on? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anonymous said...

How about “dudes that don’t suck dick and get buttfucked by other dudes night”?

Anonymous said...

I know what queers do. I don’t want a 5 year old thinking it’s ok.

Anonymous said...

Think of all of the swishing that will be going on at a ball game... swing and a miss, he SWISHES on that pitch.

Anonymous said...

^^^ +1

Anonymous said...

A long-discredited meme. It could be that people are just tired of hearing about it. If one were curious about gay issues, all you have to do is consume any media of any kind--it's a nonstop diversity, acceptance, and inclusion seminar.

Congratulations! Gay is mainstream. Now please shut the fuck up about it.

Anonymous said...


5:24 lifestyle is a very important thing it has everything to do with the problems in the world today, someday you will see that but it will be too late for you.

Anonymous said...

You are such a fucking prophet, I bet you chain smoke and drink Mt Dew?

Anonymous said...

Instead of the idiotic relish races, they can pit KY Jelly against Vaseline. That would really excite the crowd.

The gay fans would already have a lot of experience with foul balls.

The "Q" fans will spend the game in the parking lot.

Anonymous said...

I bet you chain suck dick and drink jizz.

Anonymous said...

Listen to all these closeted queens!! Everyone with any intelligence or substance does not give this the time of day. The only ones who do are the rejects of society, geriatrics, the sexually confused and the poor white trash who need someone to look down on.

Anonymous said...

Nobody should be subjected to that terrible terrible ugliness, not ever

Especially the young and vulnerable, they’re too weak and impressionable and therapy won’t be able to fix them

Anonymous said...

^^^^You mean tapioca Tuesday at the home? I agree!! that shit is gross man, just gross!

Anonymous said...

Deviates Day at the K
got a nice ring to it.

Anonymous said...

I am so done with the Royals I could care less what they do out there. There ship is sinking so why not drill a few more holes in it.

BUTTBOI HAS A BROWN TONGUE! said...

10:43, your Two-Fer Tuesdays with your buttboiz in the BathHouse is the real gross shit, man!

Anonymous said...

For God's sake, NO!! I'm so sick of them and their preferential treatment. Can we have a Hetero Night, too??!!

Anonymous said...

Congrats, TKC, these Comments made me wet my pants laughing.

Anonymous said...

You've used the tapioca line too much today, troll. Also the Matlock thing. Ya gotta get some new material.

Go back to troll school. In other words, you're really not very good at your only source of human interaction and your only hobby. Thanks!;)

Anonymous said...

Multisexuals
Land at the
K

Anonymous said...

NO!

Anonymous said...

What about geriatric night at the K? That would be hilarious! You would have random gerries falling from the top deck, stumbling out onto the field, smashing up cars in the parking lot, fucking up the concession lines by digging for exact change, blabbermouths running non-stop through the entire game, yelling so they can talk over each other, foul balls knocking out geezers who fell asleep in their seats. My God, that would be funny as shit!!!

Anonymous said...

How about "AIDS Day" ? Everyone who shows up that's emaciated and covered with lesions gets in free !

Anonymous said...

"I know what queers do. I don’t want a 5 year old thinking it’s ok."

Is your 5-year-old gay?

"Anonymous Anonymous said...
After the game, the losers should suck the winners dicks on the infield in front of all the fans so that we are not considered a backwards city who clings to our bibles and guns.

It's really the only right thing to do.

If we don't make everybody stay with the kids and watch, then Social Justice Warriors will chide us and tell us that, "That's not who we are!!!"

Next year, we should have s very special night, where we can break some new ground in the Progressive March To The Sea. We will have a Byron Funkhouser night. Byron will get married to a goat, then fuck it on the pitcher's mound before Harvey Weinstein throws out the first pitch."

Yeah, and Obama was a Muslim, 9/11 was a government plot, and we never went to the moon.

"For God's sake, NO!! I'm so sick of them and their preferential treatment. Can we have a Hetero Night, too??!!"

EVERY other night is a hetero night.

Anonymous said...

I vote for geriatric night!! You're right, that would be some funny, funny shit!

Anonymous said...

When the "gay" thing doesn't garner enough attention anymore, all we're left to try is "transgender". We have to be the center of attention somehow.

Anonymous said...

^^Just like you have to run your ignorant mouth somehow.

Anonymous said...

Hold on a minute, do they have to build transgender bathrooms for this event!

Anonymous said...

^^I don't know as your dad. That ugly queen is the one making all the fuss about them.

Anonymous said...

I don’t think faggots, lesbians or trannies even care about baseball. I’m sure they would attend just to get attention. Don’t be surprised if the normal people boo the living fuck out of the freaks, though. Normal people are getting sick of the faggotry and drama.

Anonymous said...

^^^I don't think people who throw words like "faggots", "faggotry" and freaks around are normal. Most people would consider you low rent, in-bred, white-trash. Most people are sick of hillbilly losers like you running your teeth less mouths.

Anonymous said...

Bonus if assless chaps are worn.

Anonymous said...

where’s the hillbilly’s? I want to drink some shine with them folks, they are the best!

Anonymous said...

3:35 but that’s exactly what them colored boys call them

Anonymous said...

“Most people are sick of hillbilly losers like you running your teeth less mouths.”

Don’t talk about blieron like that, he’s trying real hard to get teefusus from the gubmint! Lol!

Anonymous said...

WTF man, why is this shit shoved in our face everywhere we go? I used to just be passive about it, but its pissing people off. Its too much.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ you can thank bLIEron funkytownhouser for all those stupid “anonymous posts”, he quit using his name and for some reason he’s trying to bring down this blog

Anonymous said...

Lesbians can't be on the kiss can without showing their Licker Licenses.

Silvestor orgalthorp said...

Thankyou. That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read. I can picture in my mind all of that actually happening

Frances said...

Maybe the qwars should pool their resources and seek support overseas. I'm sure the Tehran Tigers would love to discuss this over coffee.

Anonymous said...

Baseball is at heart a children's game and going to one should be keep a politically neutral children friendly activity.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ that is the best answer ever right there

Anonymous said...

Can’t win games, so might as well cater to the mentally ill. F_gs could pay extra to watch the players shower. Call it “anti-family night”

Anonymous said...

No, please just NO. Baseball is still a fairly family friendly outing and this kind of thing will make parents very uneasy and confuse the heck out of the kiddos. I am not trying to be mean or homophobic, but I just don't see the point.

Anonymous said...

Tony Botello is right, gather as many LGBTQ as you can into the K and take them up to the top tier and throw them off the top, it’s a cheaper that way.