Tuesday, June 05, 2018

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! COUNCIL LADY ALISSIA CANADY'S MAYORAL AMBITION STARTS KCMO SILLY SEASON EARLY!!!



5th District Council lady Alissia Canady wants to be Mayor.

Right now at a presser she's touting some faux plan to give her ambition just a bit more merit.

Our friends at Northeast News inform us that the "initiative" aims to create inclusive economic development in Kansas City’s urban core through policy, money and leadership . . . And include “bold new approaches” to create opportunities of all of KC.

And so . . .

COUNCIL LADY CANADAY WILL BE THE 8TH CONTENDER FOR KANSAS CITY'S NEXT MAYOR SO FAR!!!

Other candidates include:

Councilman Scott Taylor
Lawyer Stephen Miller
Council Lady Jolie Justus
Councilman Jermaine Reed 
Attorney Phil Glynn
Councilman Scott Wagner
Radio Lady Rita Berry

We offered an EXCLUSIVE list of the cash leaders over the weekend.

Less than a year out, the field is crowded. What's worse is that all of the candidates believe they're the front runner.

Background on Council Lady Canady that might hurt her is 2016 dust-up with police that was caught on tape and provided more than a bit of embarrassment.

Her answer was clever and demanded justice system reform.

Nevertheless, while we wish luck to all of the contenders who dare to dream . . . A crowded contest should hold a lot of surprises and not clear front runner amid so many ambitious power players.

UPDATE . . . TKC Confirmation Via Northeast News: 5th District Councilwoman @AlissiaCanady has just announced her candidacy for Mayor of Kansas City in 2019. She joins a crowded field of candidates.

Developing . . .

42 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Still better than Jolie!

Anonymous said...

I don't have to obey no traffic laws! I be too important fo dat!

Marion Barry Former DC Mayor busted said...

Just what KCMO doesn't need another Degenerate pathetic IDIOT running for Mayoral office, that's always been the problem !!!

Anonymous said...

So she’s running on what her record? Which is what?

Anonymous said...

WHY ARE WE WASTING TIME ON THIS?
THE "MISS AMERICA" CONTEST IS DROPPING THE SWIMSUIT COMPETITION, FOR CRAP SAKE!

Anonymous said...

Shes running because Jermaine Reed has lost all creditability. The council voted 11-1 (he was the vote of "1") to remove him from the American Jazz Museum Board. They did so because NO ONE likes him. Hes obnoxious, rude, loud, arrogant. He uses people. He has pissed off more people than he realizes. He's only loyal until you leave the room. Alissia see's an opening. Shes running because Quinton Lucas is the most arrogant SOB to sit on council. He thinks he's smarter than everyone and that's always dangerous. He's a contracts law professor, but still allows shit contracts full of corruption to pass council. Alissia see's an opening to provide thoughtful leadership.

Anonymous said...

Ain't gonna stop fo no cop though! Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

chuck said...

"Our friends at Northeast News inform us that the "initiative" aims to create inclusive economic development in Kansas City’s urban core through policy, money and leadership . . . And include “bold new approaches” to create opportunities of all of KC"

I can't believe they couldn't work in "Stakeholders" into that line of bullshit.

Lemme translate that for ya.

Meet the new Progressive boss, same as the old, Progressive boss.

"Inclusive" economic development. = If you can pour piss out of a boot and are a minority, you're in!

What a joke.

Anonymous said...

I like Chuck but the 10:57 comment NAILS it.

Anonymous said...

Run Alissia Run, right out of town!

Anonymous said...

God help us all, jeezus man, I can see her commercials now, riding around town in her hoopty full of degenerate black women playing obnoxious music.

WE’RE DOOMED!

Anonymous said...

Canady drove for months on an expired license plate and didn't pay her taxes on time. When her car was being ticketed and legally towed she made an ass out of herself. She blamed the police for her failures and she has no friends there.

She also co-chaired a completely ineffective anti-crime initiative, which did nothing at all.

By all means, we should elect a completely ineffective, manipulative and anti police mayor. The left should love her.

Super Dave said...

Another Clown added to the already full Clown list

Anonymous said...

Has Rev. Brooks tossed his hat into the ring yet?

Anonymous said...

Where is the "already full clown list" stupid dave? Can I see it? Are you on there?

Anonymous said...

Look closely at her eyes, yes she is a completely arrogant idiot. She's so much smarter than you.

Miss
Lacking
Klass

Anonymous said...

I sure she could run a museum straight I to the ground.

Anonymous said...

She should get a date with the self important Rotisserie coffee owner. Theys got tjings in common.

Anonymous said...

12:04 did you even bother reading the story dumbass, can’t be anymore in plain sight but your too busy being the biggest douche bag in the land.

Anonymous said...

12:07 that’s the “I’m black so I can get away with anything” look.

Or her bi-polar meds are kicking in!

Anonymous said...

Hey dave^^ I wanna see the "already full clown list" too? I mean, you brought it up and all. Where's it at?

Anonymous said...

Do everyone a favour and leave Assiea off of it. One commercial with her stand off with the police and she's done.

Anonymous said...

Sly's little tranny brother.

Anonymous said...

Quinton is a pussy. That being said Jolie eats pussy, does that mean that Jolie eats Quinton?
Discuss among yourselves.

Anonymous said...

Let’s face it she has run or walked fast in 15 years.

Anonymous said...

Where's Clay Chastain? I want a cable car!

Anonymous said...


But don't you know, she will give black people room to destroy!

There's no hope for K.C.

Chuck's post wins!

CANADY'S CAR CAPER WAS CRIMINAL! OH RIGHT, THIS IS DEMOCRIM RUN KILLA SHITTY! said...

Shudup,"Anonymous" @12:04, now @12:28! Just read off the current candidates list and subtract one name. And, it is not the TOW TRIGGERED TANTRUM THROWING/TAX DODGER/TAGS ILLEGAL loony tune!

Anonymous said...

Queen Assiea, just what we need.

Anonymous said...

You mean Queen Lacheeka

Anonymous said...

Better her than Jolie or Scott, neither of whom has ever seen a TIF proposal they could reject.

Anonymous said...

Out of a population of over 470,000, these are the choices for MAYOR?
And this one's claim to fame is that she's not as bad as Jermaine Reed?
The bar gets set lower every year.
And the state line looks better and better for more and more KCMO residents.
Calling this a joke is unfair to actual comics.

Anonymous said...

^^Beat it then. Slide your worthless ass over the state line with all the other phony-patriot, bible humpin', fiscally-stupid, emotionally-crippled, sexually-frustrated dummies. You certainly sound like you belong there.

Anonymous said...

2:49 sLIE, Your point is completely worthless and without merit. It reads as if a retarded third-grader may have written it. You need to do better! At this point, your sub-standard work has ensured you are in danger of repeating this class. UNACCEPTABLE WORK!

Anonymous said...

Shortest campaign ever, dead as it left her lips.

Anonymous said...

She is very fat. It looks like she eats way too much. She is also very ugly.

Anonymous said...

Renew her weight watchers membership.

Barney Frank said...

She made her announcement at Ilus Davis,wonder if they had to fish anyone out first?

Anonymous said...

Be nice, be perspicacious, don't be a spammer. Be well.

- The Management

These comments are not nice nor perspicacious. Is it just full of racists?
Most of these people are probably not from Kansas City. She will win just like Trump won. No experience with a "Fuck You" Attitude.

Anonymous said...

Who knows that Jermaine reed is in the closet?

Anonymous said...

These comments are some of the most RACIST, SEXIST, and IGNORANT comments that I have ever read. No wonder all of us post as anonymous! No one is asking any of the white candidates or the only other woman about their experience! No one on the slate has been a mayor before. All of the candidates except Jermaine either have one term on city council or no experience at all. This lady is a lawyer, former prosecutor, and has voted FOR low income people for 4 years! Smart money is on her. And save all of the broken english talk. She probably has more degrees and knows more words than 90% of the commenters on here! I need to go to the article on her about the CORDISH DEAL!! Lets talk about how many of the candidates basically gave up the KC City Budget panties on that one! This developer isn't even in Missouri! Where do you think that money came from? Oh yeah. KC Mental Health dollars and KC Public Schools. I hope Canady makes it!

Anonymous said...

Canady cannot manage her car tags, temper or attitude not the type of person to even be on the board. Except being a self important chip on the shoulder race card holder makes her a hero to her non-working, illiterate welfare constituents. She a poster child candidate of why minority areas continue to decline.