Head Check: Would You Send Your Youngster To Schlitterbahn Amid More Violations Following Decapitation Drama???
Gauging Summertime risk in Kansas City, Kansas . . . To be fair, the park will challenge the smackdown:
Inspection finds 11 alleged violations at Schlitterbahn
A state inspection has found 11 alleged violations of regulations at Schlitterbahn, the water park where 10-year-old Caleb Schwab died while riding the Verrückt waterslide in 2016. The Kansas Department of Labor made an audit of Schlitterbahn in Kansas City, Kansas, public Tuesday, a day after issuing a notice to the park.
I have one kid that I'm not 100% sure is mine. I'd send that kid, not the others.
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ReplyDeleteYou're a horrible person to say that!
The rides have not been updated, I bet the turd filter is broken.
ReplyDeleteWho in the hell is actually still going to go there?
ReplyDeleteLet the blacks send their children there. They'll either get shot or decapitated.
ReplyDeleteWin-win!
^^^^ If only Mrs Sanger was alive, she would be so proud! I’m sure the Com-Dems are intriigued by this for plantation jumpers.
DeleteSeems sketchy to me, one dead kid of a Kansas rep who forced inspections on these parks, sounds a bit like I’m gonna eff you up until I get my payday and put you out of business. Just sayin
ReplyDeleteThey will open and be crowded as always. Not everyone is a freak about hating the place like Tracy is.
ReplyDeleteCallous headline. I doubt anyone close to the little kid’s death will appreciate the clever pun.
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ReplyDeleteFrom let their Azz's Slide on that Dangerous killer Slide says :
Yes - Yes I would let the following Degenerates Slide down that KILLER water slide , ya' betcha azz !!
1st down : Mayor SLY JAMES
2nd down : Troy Schulte
3rd Down : Jean Peters Baker
4th to FLY Down : Barack O'bama
5th to Sail Down that muther Fucker : Hillary Clinton
6th to Sail Down: Loretta Lynch
7th to Soar Down : Eric Holder
8th to PUSH down that damn thing : Nancy Pelosi'
Last CORRUPT Liberal Skank to Push & Shove down that KILLER Slide : MAXINE WATERS from Commie'fornia
So everybody get your silly camera phones ready to RECORD the event, and post to YOU TUBE , its gonna be a Bloody Mess ~ !!!
if only tony allowed upvotes ^ x a billion
Delete9th to sail down: Tony Botello. Stand up dude.
ReplyDeleteWater parks are dumber than NASCAR.
ReplyDeleteAt least a helmet helps in a NASCAR.
ReplyDeleteThis place should flat out, be closed down. Even if they were compliant safety wise, you have to be around all the trailer trash from KCK that overrun the place day to day. Its freaking gross.
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