GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE UPON US: RECORD BREAKING KANSAS CITY HEAT ARRIVES EARLY!!!

A hot & sticky night is upon us and that's not as much fun as it sounds as higher temps mean more seniors found dead & rising tempers along with the temperatures.

Here's a detailed breakdown of the forecast with only half as much panic as TKC:

Joe's Forecast: More records for heat in jeopardy

The temperatures continue to be the main story through the rest of the holiday weekend. Highs will be well into the 90s it appears and record heat may occur on Sunday and Monday. Rain chances aren't very good through Wednesday of next week. Checkout in the latest forecast video above!

Comments

  1. Yes, this is the first time it's ever been hot in the history of mankind.

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  2. Before climate change, every day was sunny and in the 70's.

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  3. Dear dumb asses, every month there is a new global record for warmth so something is definitely happening. May will be the hottest month on record, not just at your house, but the world. June will beat May. It should be disconcerting to your narrow little minds. And another thing. Global warming is almost universally accepted as occurring among conservatives worldwide. It is only in America where rubes like you accept your science from bought off politicians who tell you different. Do you dumb motherfuckers go see a chef when you need a doctor? Do you call an arborist when your car breaks down? Because that is what you're doing. Don't believe me? Read scientific journals regarding climate change. Hell, back in the 70s Exxon's own scientists reported burning fossil fuels was are warming the Earth. But go ahead and keep believing Rush Limbaugh and other non-scientists.

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  4. millenials don't understand why the outside can't be air-conditioned so that they could go outdoors to look at their phones.

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  5. 8:53, do you mean we should listen only to scientists, e.g. Richard Lindzen, Fred Singer, Judith Curry, Sally Baliunas, Willie Soon etc? Or might you be referring to celebrity "scientists" like Bill Nye the Mechanical Engineering Guy, Michael "Hockey Stick Fraud" Mann and the other passengers in the first class section of the Climate Change Gravy Train?

    I'll opt for the former and laugh at the latter.

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  6. ^^^^ 97% of climate scientists believe it is happening. Keep believing politicians bought off by the Kochs and oil companies though. Fucking ignorant.

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  7. ^^^That 97% nonsense has been debunked so often and so thoroughly that it's no longer any fun to point it out. It's too late to avoid making a fool of yourself, but you could come off as a lesser fool by trying to separate the wheat from the chaff before you comment.

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  8. The entire interior of North America was a sea and has been covered in ice long before Hummers were being driven around. Yes the climate fluctuates, did we cause it NO.

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  9. https://www.forbes.com/sites/uhenergy/2016/12/14/fact-checking-the-97-consensus-on-anthropogenic-climate-change/3/#40d2d5c64081

    This is an article from that bastion of liberalism, Forbes. The article was written by a former oil industry executive and he acknowledges it at 84%. That from a guy it behooves to give the lowest number possible. Regardless of of the number is 84 or 97 the evidence is overwhelming. I hope to hell non of you ever serve on a jury because that guy is fucked with you judging him. You are the kind of guys that could walk in on yoir wife fucking someone and she would convince you it isn't what you think. People who have no ability to accept facts, science, or evidence are scary as hell. I bet you all think Iraq had something to do with 9/11 too.

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  10. Iraq and 911 are not science you snowflake imbecile.

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