Saturday, February 17, 2018

KANSAS CITY 2018 HOMICIDE #13: WOMAN SHOT DEAD ON THE STREET!!!

Near the outskirts of town, there was a bit of debate about who owned this murder but, sadly, authorities determined the corpse belongs to KC Proper. Take a look at the latest local killing report compared to 16 murders at this time last year:

KCMO police investigating homicide on North Poe

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Kansas City, Missouri police are investigating a homicide after a woman was found dead in the street. Police in Claycomo, Missouri said they heard gunshots and found the victim in the street on the 5400 block of North Poe. They notified KCPD after realizing the woman was in KCMO.


26 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Well take it, but we prefer our homicides to occur in the inner core, where they can be most useful.

Anonymous said...

Black Panther didn't save this one.

Anonymous said...

Isn't the north poe, where santa claus lives??

Anonymous said...

8:26 ---You beat me to it LOL

Anonymous said...

Now is the perfect time to cut dispatchers. Thanks Mayor Big Money Grip! ;)

Anonymous said...

You guys!.....I wanna shit with you about this! Wait....ugh....ugh...I’m shitttttttttting myself!!!!!!!!! Ugh....murder.......ugh..another murderrrrrrrrr.....ugh....whew! That’s a diaper load!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

He didn’t because he was busy smashing box-office records and gettin’ that paper yo!

Anonymous said...

Or at old folks homes. We need more white geezers to die.

Anonymous said...

You’re welcome you pants-shitting goon! As you’re mayor, all I do is win win win!

Anonymous said...

Thought the New Police Chief was supposed to get us off the top 10 most dangerous cities.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

9:43 why not more black geezers like your daddy?

Anonymous said...

chalk up another win for bow tie the clown sLIE! These murders make the bullhorn victorious! 150 wins last year and he’s looking to break the record, so get busy you worthless scumbags!

Anonymous said...

9:43 can’t find out which black daddy is his!

Anonymous said...

Evidence will be hard to collect. Every Claycomo cop I have seen is too fat to bend over.

Anonymous said...

Generally a white area.... !?

Anonymous said...

Not so much anymore, the blacks have infested all areas of town now

Anonymous said...

Yep, is 9:34's Magic BowTie too tight, again, making him dizzy, and causing him to talk nonsense? Or, is some certain West Virginny hillbilly's "Hate On All Whiteys" obsession showing up on here as anonymous, again?

Anonymous said...

Ya mean fatter than S'lie,Troy,and Jolie?

Anonymous said...

Good one, 10:27.

Bigly LOL!

Anonymous said...

Nobody is that fat except for this 600 lb guy on TV.

Anonymous said...

Ugh....I’m shitting!!!!!!!!!!ugh...,,,,,,,ugh...., come on guys.....come shit your pants with me over this murderrrrrr!....ugh......murderrrrrrrrttttttt......ugh...whew! Who’s got a fresh Depends?

Anonymous said...

1:41 blah blah blah, you’re a lonely pathetic loser

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the body was actually in Claycomo but the cop was about to get off work and dragged the body a few feet into KCMO. Lol..

Anonymous said...

Now that’s funny right there!