BREAKING!!! DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY SUNDAY MORNING TRIPLE SHOOTING!!!



Two of the victims are clinging to life according to authorities.

Police responded to the shooting about 6:20 a.m. in the 800 block of Walnut Street.

First reports from the scene claim it's related to nightlife but the area is also crawling with hobos as well.


Update:

KMBC: Police investigating after 3 injured in early morning shooting at downtown comedy club

KSHB: Police said the two shooting victims are men, ages 26 and 36. It was the 26-year-old's birthday Saturday night, and he was shot twice.

KCTV5: Police went to Stanford's Comedy Club on a call that said there was a disturbance. When officers arrived, they found one victim lying on the floor of the bar. He was taken to a local hospital in critical condition.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. But I thought President Trump was going to make America safe again?

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    1. 3,000 a month to live with homeless and gunfire. Sounds like a great investment!

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    2. Why would Trump get involved with fixing the violence if our own corrupt, incompetent city government and police department won’t take any serious action? We won’t even admit what the problem really is

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    3. You mean negroes, don’t you racist?

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    4. Why do you keep deleting my post bitch? It was entirely true. Well have fun with your little liberal PC sandbox Nancy Boy. Let me know when you make it out of your mom’s basement.

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  2. Right on the streetcar line. Hope this doesn't scare any of the 60,000 tourists to Kansas City today. They can still shop at all of the great locations that aren't open today.

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  3. Thought the new KCPD police chief was going to get us off the top 10 list.

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  4. Sanford’s and Sons. One guess what the problem is.

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    1. Unruly people? You’re mother giving free blow jobs again? The NRA holding a recruitment drive? The Koch brothers passing out cash for votes? Good guys with guns misfires? White geezers with opioid addictions looking to score?

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  5. President Trump can't make Cities Safe that are run by Democrats who mollycoddle the very demographic that is creating 90% of the crime.

    8:38 a.m. = Soros Bot

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    1. Good shit gramps...fill that diaper up! This is violence, it’s what makes your flaccid cock tingle.

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  6. A shooting!...ugh....violence?...ugh....kill a cityyy...ugh...ugh..I’m shittingggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!! Whew! Full load! Let’s go people we have diapers to fill!!!!!!!!

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  7. They were on the way to church.

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  8. 9:02 doesn't want to talk about Tar Baby violence.

    Let's pretend it doesn't exist and if we take guns away from white people, then black people will stop shooting us all.

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    1. Good shit geezer. You got a diaper full there!

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  9. Orphan of the Road2/25/18, 10:01 AM

    Funny how Craig Glazer's name and club were omitted from Tony's intro to the story.

    No such thing as bad PR I thought?

    Did the doggie get jealous and shoot three of Craig's stripper dates?

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  10. I didn't know that dickhead has a new club downtown. That will definitely shit up the neighborhood. He had the most violent nightclub in the history of Westport.

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  11. 10:01--If Craig had stripper dates they're male strippers.

    Now that the weather's becoming somewhat nicer and the sun's out look for more incidents like this to become more frequent. There's a lot of pent up frustration goin' around so get out your scorecards.

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  12. Just to be clear and cut through all the hype and bs about downtown, the hobos you mention ARE the nightlife.
    That and avocado toast and cold brewed free-trade coffee.
    The city that never sleeps.
    And all at taxpayer expense.

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    1. You really shit yourself with that one old man! Whew, your Depends is running over!!! He’ll of a shit!

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  13. Apparently the shooting happened inside Stanford's Comedy Club

    Apparently the shooting happened inside Stanford's Comedy Club

    Apparently the shooting happened inside Stanford's Comedy Club

    - kshb.com

    YEAH CONVENIENTLY OMITTED

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  14. Praise Your Leader and grab your heater.

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  15. Let me get this straight- some folks got plugged, over at hair plugs place... For realz ??

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  16. Did Glazers mouth finally get him what he has had coming for years? Or did a past drug dealer he ripped off catch up with him?

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  17. Stick a fork in Stanford's Comedy Club it's done for. Sounds like an after hours party probably with drinking and drugs got out of control.

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  18. Man found on bar floor at Stanford’s Comedy Club after double shooting --KC Star header

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  19. STOP THE VIOLENCE!

    BAN COMEDY CLUBS!

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  20. Anybody seen Craig in the last few hours?

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  21. ^^^^^^Do we really want to?

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  22. Watch and see I guarantee, two different sets of Amish got into it over crops or the weather, something like that then resorted to gunfire to settle the argument

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  23. Hey Craig, if you're still around - close both existing Joints down and re-open at 18th & Vine!

    Your buddy Sly will fund you, and your only audiences will have less distance to travel to get to your place.
    Think of how the money will roll in and hw happy you'll be!

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  24. Craig Glazer, the club’s comedy promoter, said he didn’t know what happened.

    Yeah sure Craig, Mister I know it all, all of of sudden doesn't know squat. But someone drove somebody to the hospital. Oh and what about the so called party?

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  25. "Police investigating a double shooting early Sunday found a man critically injured on the bar floor at Stanford’s Comedy Club in downtown Kansas City.

    A second victim showed up at a hospital in a private car with serious injuries, police said.

    Police initially responded about 6:20 a.m. on reports of a disturbance at the comedy club at 813 Walnut Street. It was unknown what led up to the shootings.

    Craig Glazer, the club’s comedy promoter, said he didn’t know what happened."

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  26. Glazer: the money quote:
    "I din't see nuffin'"

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  27. Glazer haters hate brother, glad no staff was hurt and I'm sure police have it handled...happend at 6 am, so public not involved...glad you guys are o.k.

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  28. Happened at 6 a.m., says it all - early morning, after hours BLOW - PARTY

    Riff Raff, low life, prison bitch, skanky hoe, Dirty leg get cocaine - Palooza

    Nothing new here folks. Glaser been doing this for many a year. They probably ran out of dope or somebody just got wigged. Probably got tired of hearin Glaser run is fucking yapper .

    We're gonna for Glaser, missing him, shot some other Riff Raff... No biggie.

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  29. Hopefully Bob Tenderfoot Thurman was there, steps in front of Glaser, valiantly, took slug for him

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  30. 1:23 Coprophilia boy- An abnormal, often obsessive interest in excrement, especially the use of feces for sexual excitement.

    Explains it all right there doesn't it coprophilia boy!

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  31. 1:21 coprophilia boy- Coprophagia or the ingestion of feces, considered to be a variant of pica, has been associated with medical disorders like seizure disorders, cerebral atrophy, and tumors and with psychiatric disorders like mental retardation, alcoholism, depression, obsessive compulsive disorder, schizophrenia, schizoaffective ...

    Yup, fits coprophilia boy to a tee!

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  32. Where is Dave the doorman? Thunderfoot Thurman ? Why was the club open at that time. Glazer is a convicted felon, how does he have a liquor license?

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  33. I didn't know people still went to live stand-up comedy. (So ripe for jokes -- live/dead/comedy/club/ but I will abstain)

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  34. Our pal Craig......too fucking funny. Amazing the Mexican lays on his back and shits himself rather than attempt a smidge of journalism. Get on with blowing the snitch Tony. You are a totally worthless, bottom feeding, douche bag.

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  35. Marcus Peters going away party ????

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  36. I have killed there many times. Good crowds.

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  37. Media says looks like a break in early in the morning when a clean up crew was there, had door open to take out trash. Guys came in shot each other, police there immediatley and got them both. Had nothing to do with comedy that past night or anything else. Thats it.

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  38. Thunder as always showing how full of shit he is with that completely different story.

    Was an after closing party that the managers are all of a sudden playing dumb about.

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  39. SEE PEOPLE IN KILLA CITY NEED TO TURN GUNS IN NOW

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  40. But only blacks turn guns in.

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  41. This happened is sLIE’s downtown? Are you kidding me? I bet there’s gonna be hell to pay for this! Nobody does this shit in his majesty’s downtown kingdom! I bet every cop in the city will be downtown on weekends from here on out, the rest of you clowns don’t deserve police protection.

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  42. Many posts being deleted these days. Free speech is not free on this blog anymore.

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